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adventures in the land of vn-it // chicago, il

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as soon as baby can grasp something, they will put it in their mouth - they are still using all five senses to experience new objects, including taste.

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tough decisions: are you going to be a sprout family or a disney jr. family?

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do people know about this? i feel like they must know

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the darker your clothes, and the higher their quality, the more likely the baby will puke on them.

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guess what! babies puke!

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baby-jumper-bouncer-thing.

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sometimes night terrors :(

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do beetles have kidneys?

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kids take things very literally. if you want them to do something, but phrase it as a suggestion, this leaves room for them to say no.

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tiny drunk adults.

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if you want your child to go to college, get a leapfrog phonetic alphabet set.

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how do you feel about magnets?

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kinder hippos = nomz

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so, swings and things: go for the cheap ones that bounce. babies like those.

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if you deep fry an apple, it explodes

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sorry, i couldn't hear you over the size of my pizza

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have a show you like on DVR ready to go, so you have something to do while helping her go back to sleep; if it's something you enjoy, you won't resent the lack of sleep as much.