nina😛

an extremely unoriginal girlie

[vn42o]

So, my friend was telling me about her friend who had a deaf family and she explained how they would use words that described them for each other since their names weren’t in sign language.

For example, my friend’s name is Ami but they sign the word ‘Wave’ when talking to her because she had wavy hair.

It made me think about Cassandra and how she used to be mute. If she still couldn’t talk, what would her names for the batfam be?

[grakkie]

cuddle pile

[vn42o]

sometimes I get scared to post and then remember I’m on *tumblr*

…

and then I still don’t post

[perkeia]

[vn42o]

ao3 is blocked on school laptops(in my district)for what I’m assuming was you FREAKS reading yoai instead of doing geometry. However, I was *really* sucked in deep into God-Is-Zombie’s ‘Crawl Spaces’ at the time I found out it was blocked. Like, real deep. Great introduction to the site though!

Anyways, I found out after trying to email the downloaded fic to my computer (another thing the school blocked us from doing) that I could just export it to a Word doc and have it there! Now I can read angst instead of doing my biology work. Very different. Keep your smut at home, guys.

[nweo-wn]

babian and jay :3

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

Au where nobody tells 10 year old Damian who Jason is. And the way they talk about him, Damian just assumes Jason is like a raccoon or something.

Damian: Grayson, why does Pennyworth leave food on the counter every night?

Dick, on his phone, not even paying attention: Oh, that's for Jason.

Damian: For 'Jason'?

Dick: Yeah. Sometimes he sneaks into the kitchen at night, so Alfred started leaving food out for him.

Damian, confused: I've never seen anyone here.

Dick: Well he doesn't always come. And last time, Bruce caught him crawling through the window and scared him away so, who knows when he'll show up again.

Damian, definitely thinking of a raccoon: So then Pennyworth is feeding a random stray that crawled out of God knows where?

Dick, annoyed: He's not a 'random stray', Damian, he's family, and he has been living in this house for way longer than you have.

Damian, trying to remember how long do raccoons live for:

Damian: I hope he doesn't die soon.

Dick: ????!!

*Later that night in the Bat-cave*

Tim, typing away in the computer:

Damian: Drake. Have you ever met Jason?

Tim: Uh. Stupid, annoying and looks like a skunk? Yes, why?

Damian, picturing a mix between a racoon and a skunk:

Damian: Is he friendly?

Tim: Well, the first time I met him, he attacked me, so...

Damian: Hmm... What did you do to provoke him?

Tim: What did I do to– Bitch–

Tim: Nothing! He just didn't like me taking 'what was his', or something.

Damian, nodding: You invaded his territory.

*The next day*

Damian: Father, when do you think Jason will visit again? I want to meet him.

Bruce: Um. I don't know, Damian. He doesn't come here often.

Damian: Why?

Bruce: Because he lives somewhere else.

Damian: Why doesn't he just live here with us instead? He would be safer.

Bruce, wincing: I don't think he would like that, Damian. He's not confortable here.

Damian: But, maybe if I befriend him I could convince him to stay.

Bruce, sighing: I don't think so, Damian. You have to respect his space.

Damian: Oh...

Damian: I hope he doesn't get rabies

Bruce: ???!!

[defenestration-bros]

We ballllll

[vn42o]

GOATTTT

[vn42o]

had a dream that I was a gothamite scrolling through twitter and there was a thread asking what last meal one would eat if put on death row. Someone put a photo of this weird looking pasta with Alfredo sauce but the pasta was like marble shaped and for some reason Bruce Wayne responded and said “this pasta better hit so hard it has me screaming out its name cause what the FUCK is that.” And now he’s cancelled for hating on some cultures food

[deecotan]

when uhhh when two adult superheroes love each other very much they uhhhh

[vn42o]

At a quiñce right now and the food was so good but it’s nearly the end and I’m in the bathroom taking the loudest shit in my life. I’m talking echoing off the walls loud. And you know what happens? They turn the music down. Then two ladies talking in Spanish come in and I have to clench my cheeks so they don’t hear anything. Longest two minutes of my fucking LIFE. I’m gonna go drive into a wall now.

[vn42o]

It’s always the best c.ai bot creators who are either on hiatus or retired💔💔

[vn42o]

to the Dunkin worker who decided to wrap my ENTIRE DONUT in a napkin before putting it in the bag I hope you trip and fall while crossing from the drive through into the crosswalk and get hit by a car

[vn42o]

I’ve come to the conclusion that I can only be friends with people who don’t care if I contribute to the conversation or not. It’s either you get “right” “exactly” or “no that’s so valid” 1000 times or you get nothing at all. I’m so listeningpilled

[vn42o]

how does one turn their swag on without hopping out of bed? serious answers ONLY

[nightwingsgypsyrep]

*taps microphone* is this thing on? Okay…

🎤 THIS IS A REMINDER THAT ALL OF THE ROBINS ARE SMART, GENIUSES IN FACT. THEY ARE IN A FAMILY OF DETECTIVES. THATS LIKE THEIR WHOLE THING. ALL OF THE ROBINS (AND THE REST OF THE BATFAM TOO) ARE CLEVER, STRATEGIC, AND CAPABLE, NOT JUST TIM. (No hate to my boy Tim, though. I love Tim.) YES, EVEN THAT ONE. Thank you. 🎤

[arguablysomaya]

i think this happens because often, batfam writers focus on (and unintentionally or intentionally inflate) the relative distinctions between robins, forgetting the massive similarities between them. these characters are way more similar than they are different, but that mostly comes out when they're not interacting with each other *taps sign* :

[vn42o]

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