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INTRODUCING MRIGA  the artist, otherwise known as orion ward, previously performed lead vocals for band THE SLEEPER BUS. after the band split just last month fans have been dying to know what was next for the three founding talents, only for orion to drop a surprise song under a new stage name just last week.

a private writing blog for orion ward, an original character previously based in the mcu. an original canon following the formation of band the sleeper bus / break up / reunion. written by kita, twenty six, she/they. sideblog to @bitchchester. / carrd. inspo board. sleeper bus. playlist.

reps for sleeper bus' lead bassist vivienne fitzsimmons ( @b4ss1st ) and drummer benjamin morse ( @drumm3r ) did not respond to our request for comment.

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ill work it into the carrd eventually but ftr the ward family go through a publicity transformation thanks to grants black sheep bs. before that they were private, old money, political and strict with their image. as of oris generation, they've become very kar.dashian like. he and his cousins are all on social media, they're a bit too public with it all, trying to break into acting and music etc.

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orion ward, first solo ad campaign, shortly after the sleeper bus EP.

EDITS. ads ( band era )

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we can't hide this forever. / @b4ss1st

        lectures  upon  lectures ,  and  RIGHT  NOW ?!  of  all  the  moments .  resisting  the  urge  to  slump  into  her  shoulder  and  groan ,  you  pull  back .  fling  might  be  more  accurate    one  second  leaning  over  her  to  kiss  an  exposed  neck ,  the  next  sprawled  over  the  other  end  of  the  couch .

         it's  not  a  big  one ,  this  is  just  a  tour  bus  after  all .  little  CRAMPED  and  TACKY  for  your  tastes  but  that  wasn't  worth  the  fight .  you  have  more  pressing  issues ,  like  viv  ruining  the  moment .  if  you  don't  cut  this  off  now ,  planning  for  some  alleged  possibility  that  you'll  all  get  caught ,  the  mood  will  only  get  worse .

         a  sigh .  one  hand  going  to  run  through  your  hair  only  to  remember  you  already  tied  it  up  and  out  of  the  way ,  which  leaves  your  arm  just  hanging  in  the  air .  you  need  to  do  something    you  need  another  fag .  dig  out  the  slightly  crushed  packet  from  a  surprisingly  deep  pocket .

         " we  don't  need  forever ,  average  life  expectancy  still  has  A  LIMIT . "  holds  the  packet  out ,  a  generous  offer  to  share .  and  people  accused  you  of  being  selfish .  " and  can  you  really  call  it  ' hiding '  when  you  spent  at  least  three  minutes  riding  benjis  lap  at  last  nights  show . "

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could you be any more annoying.. lol

Easily

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COMING FOR ONE NIGHT ONLY TO A VENUE NEAR YOU, rock band THE SLEEPER BUS have reunited for an exclusive tour after their break up three years ago.

featuring ORION WARD on lead vocals VIVIENNE FITZSIMMONS on bass BENJAMIN MORSE on drums

TICKETS ON SALE NOW! ©

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PROMPTS FOR THE ROMANCE OF BANTER, PLAYFUL SARCASM, AND USING JOKES TO HIDE HOW YOU REALLY FEEL ABOUT THEM *  assorted dialogue, some of which have some implied sarcasm built in (so just feel free to specify with "/s" at the end of each line), adjust as necessary

admit it. you're in love with me.

if only i had someone to go out with...

a date would be really nice right about now.

i might reconsider if you bring me flowers.

were you being serious back there?

did you just try to impress me?

was that another joke, or were you telling the truth?

we agreed that if no one asked us, we'd go together.

keep telling yourself that!

here it comes! the big love confession i've been waiting for!

you've been in love with me since the day we met.

you visited me in my dreams last night.

i know you're in love with me. you just won't say it outloud.

we can't hide this forever.

don't make me beg.

if you weren't so cute, you'd be annoying.

you're not very good at hiding how you feel.

you've been staring at me for a long time now.

is that what you really think of me?

you have feelings for me. admit it.

so what if i've been lying this whole time? for good reason!

you don't make this whole love thing any easier.

you make life difficult.

you're a piece of work.

is that how you really feel?

you're lucky you're so cute.

you're not really going out with them, are you?

i thought we... nevermind.

consider me impressed.

am i annoying you right now?

you didn't like that comment, huh.

i was only kidding!

you wish we were kissing right now.

oh, you'd just love to hear me beg.

i love our little back and forth.

sooner or later we'll have to come clean about how we feel.

i'm not good at hiding my emotions.

when were you going to tell me you were in love with me?

i actually hate your guts.

keep talking like that and you'll see how i really feel.

can your head get any bigger?

was that a joke?

were you just playing with me?

you didn't actually mean that, right?

hang on. you didn't just say that.

that was a joke, right?

this is just how we are when we're together.

i tease you, you tease me.

you and i have always been like this.

if i'm not annoying you, what's the point?

i'm allergic to tickling.

they said we'd make a cute couple. can you believe that?

are you always this annoying?

if i kiss you, will you turn into a prince? yes, i'm implying you're a frog.

you're lucky i love you so much.

you take that back!

that was uncalled for!

this means war!

this calls for a duel!

i'm challenging you to an arm wrestle.

last one there is a rotten egg!

i'm not racing you!

stop looking at me like that.

you stare at me a lot.

i know, i know. i'm irresistable.

something on my face?

a little bird told me you're in love with me.

prove me wrong.

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PROMPTS BASED ON WEIRD SHIT ME & MY BF HAVE SAID TO EACH OTHER

" you think the itsy bitsy spider gave a fuck about the rain ? NO. it climbed the spout again. lock in twin. "

" i'm going to have to shit so bad later. "

" he was right, i am a weenie hut jr. "

" my constitution is a 1 because i get tummy aches. "

" can i get smooches on the skibidi toilet ? "

" i'm letting you get away with being this gay because it's pride month. "

" will thy maiden match milord's freak ? "

" what in the hillbilly yeehaw john deer tractor confederate flag is goin on. "

" i kissed you because your breath smells like pumpkin & it smells nice. "

" the fatter the ass, the kinder you are. "

" i believed i was a little german boy. "

" cardi b once said ' broke bitches don't deserve no pussy ' & i live by that. "

" RIP [NAME], THIS IS WHERE THEY DIE. IN THE FROZEN AISLE OF VONS. "

" he's so hot & then wonders why he attracts all these people ??? stop being a whore. "

" for lack of better words, i'm so silly. "

" yeah he's a murderer, he eats people, but look how cute he is right now. "

" devastated. i knew this man was a bottom yet here i am. "

" ayo, i bet his dick is huge. "

" it's okay, trauma makes you hot, baby girl. "

" i was not having a baja blast, but that’s all in the baja past. "

" he's GAY, harold. "

" listen, she's a freak, but only because she knows how to love with her WHOLE PUSSY. "

" bro not to sound like a middle aged white woman but this shit is breathtaking. "

" i kiss all my homies goodnight, that's my ninja way. "

" i have no bedtime, i am god. "

" i love you, say it back. "

" nah bb u fine as hell, just the way you ate them 9 tacos surprised me. "

" life update : the voices are getting louder. "

" imagine having beef with me. i'm just a funny jokester. a silly little guy. you're gonna have beef with a silly little guy ? for shame. "

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wait 2 important canon notes for anyone joining us.

first of all ori is irish. they have a strong irish accent because the world is unfair.

second of all, they have a cat. Cat is called Cat, and goes by it/they pronouns. cat is a monster of unknown origins who allows the trio to look after it.

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happy bus kids return to the dash day to all who celebrate. while they're horrible toxic people, this canon is surprisingly also their morally best. so yay for them.