Brrr

Phos || 26 || play Monster Hunter World RIGHT NOW it is the best game ever and no I am not exaggerating

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my bluesky in case tumblr finally goes down

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He eat a nemon

[a-mel0n]

reblog if you’ve had an online friendship that’s lasted more than 2 years

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@justahunter55 💗

[favorite-steam-reviews]

Rimworld

[apollo-cackling]

[ID: a steam review that says,

My wife doesn’t like or play video games. She loves Rimworld. I’ve never seen her touch anything else. When “we” play, | set up the base, make sure the power stays on and the healroot is harvested. The mother of my children, the light of my life, sits next to me and plays the game by suggesting things like “The colony could make far more silver if we were to simply imprison raiders, remove organs, skin, butcher and consume their flesh.” | thought | knew everything about this lady. Damn. We’ve spent all 1.176 hours in this game together.

/end ID]

[xeno-fluff]

I feel that it’s important to note that the reviewer had 1,176 hours of playtime at review time, and now has 3,990

[jewish-joy]

Last year, I befriended a Catholic seminarian. We've gotten to be pretty decent friends. Seeing as he was staying in town for the summer and I wasn't, I entrusted him with caring for my plant.

He did a wonderful job, but as he was returning my plant to my custody, he explained "I watered her every other day, I gave her new dirt, moved her into the sunshine, prayed the rosary-"

"What?"

He looked at me, confused. "Isn't she a plant you pray with?"

"No," I said slowly. "She's a prayer plant. That's the... colloquial name of the plant."

Upon seeing his stricken face, I realized something went wrong. Turns out, this entire time, he's been including my plant in on his prayers and leaving her near icons.

Listen, totally cool. My plant becoming Catholic is a great deal for her not dying over the summer. But now I must navigate this interfaith household. Keep me in your thoughts.

[datasoong47]

[tianhai03]

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[tianhai03]

i have turned him into a sticker. look at this preview pic it's making me giggle. this could be your laptop...

link to him below, and go check out the rest of the store btw me and my partner share the same store and they've made a lot of products :) there's a lot of final fantasy 13 here.... pspspsps.....

could i offer you a fih in these trying times. they heal you quite a bit.

[xrd]

*does this to you*

[xrd]

Frankly beautiful way of phrasing it

[t0byinthesky]

Caine drinks some water

[fandom-man]

[macgyvermedical]

Took me until about halfway through college before I realized “study” means “play with the material in a variety of ways until you understand it” and not just “read the assigned chapters and do the homework” and I think that probably should have been discussed at some point prior to that.

[valtsv]

i forgot the word for someone who demolishes buildings for a living and my brain wouldn't stop suggesting "homewrecker" to me which is. NOT what i meant

[valtsv]

*fucks your wife and then blows up your house* my work here is done

[mclennonyaoi]

working with kids and one of them says “you know you eat 8 spiders a night on average right?” and another goes “no no no those statistics are actually skewed by people who like eat spiders recreationally for fun and stuff” and my head snapped up like a fucking sleeper agent

[vigilantsycamore]

Those numbers suggest Georg is currently eating an average of over 769 thousand spiders per second

[hollowedskin]

I got a 4 min long video of Kimchi dreaming today, so here's a clip

You get the whole walk cycle and the little sprint at the end.

Sometimes her sprints last for like 4 or 5 seconds and she can shoot herself off the couch or into a wall if she gets a grip with her back claws. If she does it next to a wall, her head smacking into it sounds like someone is trying to break into the house. She doesn't wake up.

Later in the dream she injured her paw and was limping, and earlier she caught something and ate it.

[hollowedskin]

[eclipxium]

I love it when characters share a body

[crittaslink]

I gotta hand it to sandler that this scene is exactly what listening to that song feels like.

[butchtoks]