Loving Dylan

TRIGGER WARNING My venting/ morbid fascination blog. Columbine themed, obviously. Dylan Klebold is my soul mate and the love of my life. Warning about graphic images, I'm a bit of a gore whore and really into medicine and killers.

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James Holmes | March 12th, 2013

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He at least looks physically taken care of. 

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He looks so tired. And is it just me, or is he wearing foundation?

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We all miss you. 

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The girl gasped as she watched her shoe fall from the roof of their ten storey apartment building. Her eyes widened in horror when her slipper didn’t hit the cold cement ground below as predicted—instead it landed upon the head of a passerby. The young man stumbled and nearly fell over by the sudden assault on his head. Dazed, the man looked around for what had hit him and found a simple, white slipper. He looked to the roof where he could only assume the shoe came from and found the young girl from floor six. “Hey!” “Sorry!” She called down. The man grabbed her fallen shoe and yelled back at her, “Wait right there!” The girl hopped off the ledge and wrung her hands together anxiously as she waited. Her heart pounded loudly that she feared that it would pop right out of her chest. She debated waiting as instructed or fleeing. If she stayed she would definitely get an earful. If she left she could avoid him—but face his wrath another day and risk the possibility of her parents finding out. Before she could make her final decision, the door leading to the rooftop flew open and the man stepped forward . “Is this your shoe?” He asked though he already knew the answer. The girl bowed deeply, “I’m so sorry.” The man sighed “Sit down,” he instructed as he gestured towards the ledge. The girl did as she was told—too frightened to question his demand. She kept apologizing profusely as the man drew near and shook like a leaf on a windy day. She nearly shrieked when the man knelt down in front of her and lifted her right leg. “W-what are you doing?!” She asked in a surprised voice when the man took her fallen shoe and secured it back onto her foot. Still kneeling, the man glanced up, giving the girl a view of his handsome face. “It is a gentleman’s duty to return a woman’s shoe.” He explained simply. The man stood as a pink colour bloomed beautifully on the girl’s cheeks. “T-thank you…” A smile tugged at the man’s lips. “No need to thank me.” “Wha—” The girl began to ask when the man placed two large hands on her shoulders but was cut short when he pushed her backwards.

Down she fell, a scream stuck in her throat. The last thing she saw before she met the hard ground was the back of the man’s retreating back.

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oH MY GOD

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Well that escalated quickly.

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Can someone please explain to me what just happened at the end of that im lost

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Angry blogger: I CAN'T BELIEVE THERE ARE PEOPLE POSTING IN THE COLUMBINE TAG

Angry blogger: I WILL AUTOMATICALLY ASSUME THAT ALL OF THEM WANT TO SUCK ERIC'S AND DYLAN'S DICKS AND TOTALLY NOT CREATE A STEREOTYPE

Angry blogger: GRR HOW DARE YOU PEOPLE POST ABOUT AN EVENT THAT COULD BE OF INTEREST ON MORE THAN ONE LEVEL

Angry blogger: I WILL POST MY HATE OF THE ENTIRE GROUP FOR WANTING TO SUCK THEIR DICKS IN SAID TAG INSTEAD OF LEARNING ABOUT THE DIFFERENT LEVELS OF THE COMMUNITY.

Angry blogger: YOU ALL DESERVE TO DIE

Angry blogger: grrr

Angry blogger: columbine

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" 50 shades of Brooks " By Dave Cullen

” I spent ten years on scratching my ass. I was driven by two questions: how can I make more money, and will senpai Brooks ever notice me? “

This guy is worse then the columbiners.  - Brooks Brown

The new top seller since ‘Columbine’- Not Dave Cullen

Such a talented man - Cullen’s Mother

Dave Cullen, once again bringing you nothing but the facts! This guy is truly the William Shakespeare of our time - Said no one ever

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Dude never stop you are the actual gr8est

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Wait…what?

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Lol what the fuck?

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CHOKED ON MY CHEESECAKE AND BROKE THE PLATE WITH A FUCKING TEASPOON

WHAT THE FRAGGLE ROCK

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What's even going on here??

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I really don’t see why people think Eric is such a psycho, I mean all he’s trying to do is dispense valuable health advice!

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those photos are satire, it's not literally hitler omfg

Thank you for pointing out the obvious. Am I not allowed to facepalm them simply because they're not authentic? 

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It’s hard to say which of the many Paraphilias practiced by serial killers is the most disgusting, though coprophagy - i.e., deriving sexual pleasure from eating feces - clearly ranks high on the list. Needless to say, this was a favourite pastime of the monstrously perverted Albert Fish. During Fish’s 1935 trial for the cannibal murder of little Grace Budd, his attorney cited the old man’s fondness for eating human excrement as evidence of his extreme abnormality. The prosecution countered by calling a psychiatrist who insisted that “very successful people, successful artists, successful teachers, successful financiers” regularly engaged in the same activity. Such people, he declared, were “socially perfectly all right” - a bit of testimony that left many spectators wondering who was crazier, Fish or the supposed expert witness.

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This man is what all of my nightmares are fucking made of. He was so outrageously fucked up…aggghhh

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He’s my favorite! :3 I think it’s amazing how someone could be so deranged, idk. FAVORITE RESEARCH TOPIC RIGHT HERRRE

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He's one of the people that make me go "I don't want to look, I want to unsee everything and just forget about it" but I still feel compelled to look and learn. It just baffles me that someone can be so well composed and presentable in normal society while hiding such outrageous fetishes and cognitive differences. His needle fetish is the one that makes me squirm the most. I have no idea how someone could do something like that to themself...

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Abandoned Island in the Middle of NYC

Located in between Queens and the Bronx, in 1885 the island was used to build a hospital complex to quarantine and treat people suffering from smallpox and typhoid fever. In the 1950’s it was turned into a rehab center. The entire island has been abandoned since 1963…More

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Spinal fusion surgery.

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[ramirezbundydahmer]

It’s hard to say which of the many Paraphilias practiced by serial killers is the most disgusting, though coprophagy - i.e., deriving sexual pleasure from eating feces - clearly ranks high on the list. Needless to say, this was a favourite pastime of the monstrously perverted Albert Fish. During Fish’s 1935 trial for the cannibal murder of little Grace Budd, his attorney cited the old man’s fondness for eating human excrement as evidence of his extreme abnormality. The prosecution countered by calling a psychiatrist who insisted that “very successful people, successful artists, successful teachers, successful financiers” regularly engaged in the same activity. Such people, he declared, were “socially perfectly all right” - a bit of testimony that left many spectators wondering who was crazier, Fish or the supposed expert witness.

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This man is what all of my nightmares are fucking made of. He was so outrageously fucked up...aggghhh

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DON’T BE STUPID - BE A SMARTY!

COME AND JOIN THE NAZI PARTY!!!

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Oh.my.fucking.lord. I have never seen these before. I don't even. What the hell is going on here?