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@distantdreaming
divorce your wife she should have disclosed that she was a baby once before you tied the knot
what I find so funny about this is like. maybe OP doesn’t know about OCD or intrusive thoughts and therefore doesn’t know how to ask for insight or advice about the confusing distress he’s experiencing. but he’s got to know that this is a him problem. surely SURELY he does not actually think it might be his wife’s fault for having been a baby and that his feelings aren’t irrational.
HUNTR/X ✨
hey! take it easy soon, if you can.
He lives on my desk now at my Serious Adult Job and reminds me not to stress too much.
holy shit
in elementary school i figured out how to customize the classroom desktop's autocorrect to make Word change whole sentences. this made it appear almost like the computer was responding to you. you could, for example, type in "where did i put my keys", hit enter, and watch it switch to "you put them under the couch". this was before chatbots, and we were all 9 so i considered it closer to a magic trick than a tech one.
i immediately scripted out a dialogue exchange between me and a girl who had died by the swings (classic). i invited another student over and told them i had found a ghost, then proceeded to type out the pre-scripted exchange. i was immediately pulled into the counselors office. the kicker was that none of the adults could figure out how i did it. i had to show them the menu and everything.
important detail i forgot to add: the swing ghost wanted blood sacrifices from the students. in my defense it was "only a few drops".
Your most miserable dogshit high school class was
Art
Foreign Language
Gym
History/Social Studies
Language Arts
Math
Music
Science
Humanities elective that doesn’t fit elsewhere
STEM elective that doesn’t fit elsewhere
Other
Nuance Button
I forgot this is the Piss On The Poor Website. These are categories. I’m asking you into which category your most dogshit class fell. If you think you need to pick “other” because your worse class was called “Honors Algebra III” instead of “Math,” then I need you to click the Language Arts button cus you clearly struggled at inferencing.
anyway. onto better things
onto better things thursday
pretty sure i just lost my editing gig to ai. hate and fucking war on planet earth.
like they've already made it very clear by a) ghosting me for months and b) getting my colleagues to train their stupid new ai. like i only know about this because one of my colleagues tipped me off. i imagine they're waiting to get it working before they formally let me go and fuck that. i am literally drafting my resignation lmao
guys. there has been an update. my spy colleague has informed me that my ex-boss is backtracking. the ai was supposed to speed things up because apparently i was unavailable too often but it turns out that another colleague has been lying about me telling him i was unavailable. i have email receipts proving this never happened.
this colleague also has beef with me because his documents were always garbage and i came back with a million corrections and called him out for mass copy-pasting. so he was just skipping the editing and saying i said i couldn't do it. and i lost my job because of it.
ex-boss backtracked and ended up asking me if i'd come back not as a freelance contractor but on an actual employment basis.
i declined.
shoutout to all the people reblogging the version of this before my rejection letter. and especially shoutout to those people saying they're happy for me and that there's justice on this earth. i regret to inform you that my version of justice means choosing violence.
medieval illuminated manuscript nails by pampernailgallery
Reblog and put the species of the nearest stuffed animal
i want to create things all the time forever or im gonna explode
If you see this you’re legally obligated to reblog and tag with the book you’re currently reading
don’t you just hate it when 🚙
um. sorry wait a minute [grabs mic]
can the owner of the blue honda civic move their car please. it’s blocking my post.
May this guy bring in all the luck this weekend
I know these people are incapable of feeling guilt or empathy most of the time, but I'm going to tell every one of them my mother died and it sucked. I don't care.
Maybe I'm trying to make sure a horrible, pointless, unnecessary death can have some meaning beyond my grief. That my mom's suffering can have some... reason.
"family function"...? i didn't know it could do that
anxiety will have you thinking things like "will everyone hate me if i order coffee at the coffee shop" and "will people think i'm crazy if i work out at the gym"
