Porcelain

"Never take it seriously. If you never take it seriously, you never get hurt. If you never get hurt, you always have fun. And if you ever get lonely, just go down to the record store and visit all of your friends."

[lucysbasement]

[weloveshortvideos]

[otian]

FUCK

[themonkeyninja-deactivated20150]

Gold.

[benigoat]

[stunningpicture]

[joannus]

[petapeta]

[unclefather]

I don’t want to hear the dog ate your homework. 

[anqel]

is that professor mcgonagall

[69niall420-deactivated20200625]

Lmao

[tastefullyoffensive]

[awwww-cute]

[gasdgsdgsdg]

i want to get so good at giving sly digs that you dont even realize i insulted you until like a week later when you randomly start crying while eating breakfast

[amroyounes]

The secret to lasting relationships ;)

[nlxy]

And they say romance is dead

[pussylover3000-blog]

[caitmceniff-deactivated20190131]

Something scary but amazing to think about

[best-of-imgur]

[memewhore]

[dukeofbookingham-deactivated202]

So this happened at the bookstore today:

I was shelving things, like I’m supposed to be doing, and this guy who’s been trying to talk to me and interrupting my work for like half an hour comes swaggering around the aisle and goes, “Can you help me find a book?” So I sigh internally and say, “Sure, what’s it called?” And he says, with this shit-eating grin and in the sleaziest voice possible, “It’s called ‘The Oil of Love,’ it’s all about helping a woman achieve clitoral orgasm. Have you heard of it?” and without thinking I just went, “No, because none of my boyfriends have ever needed a manual.”

His grin hit the floor so fast it was like gravity yanked it off his face.

[lll0l0ll]