eternal void is a total bummer

Your name is ROXY LALONDE and you FINALLY escaped the VOID you hid--and subsequently, got lost--in when GRIMBARK JADE tried to slice you to bits. Current M!A Status: -- Pic source

[friendshipstates]

Your character has just discovered my character's journal/diary.

[voidedgnostalgic]

Leave a  ☱ in my askbox for an entry that’s about you.

[lunadiane-deactivated20140216]

Favourite Blue Dresses: Victorian Maiden

[propheticignorance]

PI: Yes, definitely.

PI: I also stared wistfully out the window while holding a mug of unknown beverage content. While it was raining, of course. PI: Then one time I thought I saw you and I ran to catch you but it turned out to be a mirage, or some shit like that. PI: It was all very cliched and upsetting. PI: People cried. PI: …well. PI: It’s not where it used to be. PI: It’s kind of a long story, but basically everything is fine, and the whole building has been moved. A few times.

[voidedgnostalgic]

VG: u would move ur whole building VG: as long as everythigns fine then thats chill VG: ansd since u seem hell bent on bein myseterious and douchey abt ur secret weird apartment i wont immediately demand 4 u 2 tell me evrythin and invite me over or w/e VG: YET VG: my time will come

Roxy got up again, determined to at least be a little bit productive. Her house was around here somewhere and she was going to find it.

[renious-deactivated20160525]

WHEN U RUB UR EYE BUT U FORGET UR WEARING EYELINER

[hopelesskind]

*Drops 2000 kittens on you.*

Oh okay

[propheticignorance]

A small smile cracks your facade. God, you missed her. The details are unimportant right now. You’re just unimaginably happy to hear from her at this point.

PI: More than a few daysish, yeah. PI: Closer to a few monthsish, actually. PI: I’ve been trying to find you for a while, but my frequent flyer plan doesn’t exactly cover void. PI: But whatever. It’s fine because you’re here now. PI: And I’m, PI: Okay, my location might be a little complicated right now, but just to simplify it for a second - I’m in my apartment.

[voidedgnostalgic]

Roxy frowns at the screen. Fuck, she didn't think it'd been quite that long. Hopefully he didn't start thinking she was dead or anything else--she didn't want to have caused him pain.

VG: o shit sry VG: def didnt mean 2 b gone that long  VG: u were totes worried abt me rite VG: all wringin ur hands 2gether and sighin loudly at the cameras while sad music played i bet VG: hows ur apartment complcicaited?? ? ? VG: *complicated

[propheticignorance]

You slowly lay your crescent wrench down on the work table as the messages pop up in your shades. You haven’t heard from Roxy in so long, you’re not sure how to react. It takes you a moment to gather your thoughts.

PI: Roxy. Hey, I. Didn’t expect to hear from you. PI: Are you okay? PI: It’s been…a while. PI: I’m glad to see you. Or, see your text. Whatever.

It might be a little difficult to explain that the “doggy girl” is your roommate now, so you decide to let that be for the moment.

[voidedgnostalgic]

Roxy grins at his replies, happy to finally communicate with someone else--especially Dirk. She settled down on the dusty ground and leaned back against the wall of a large pyramid.

VG: yea yea im fine dw VG: im so fucki ndone w the void 4 like the rest of my life tho its awful and boring and easy 2 get lost in VG: jez so i was gone 4 more than like a few daysish VG: that sux butt VG: where r u we should like re meet up VG: also i need 2 find an actual liveable not pyramid place 2 stay VG: ig ive got my house if i can evr find it lol

[voidedgnostalgic]

VoidedGnostalgic pestered propheticIgnorance

VG: hey dirky VG: long time no chat  VG: wat w me bein in the void and all VG: expcept idk how long i dont think time works the same in the void VG: *except VG: im back on my own planet w all the pyramids and fuck where ru VG: also is the doggy girl gone i dont wanna return from my super epic hidin place just 2 get almost ripped 2 shreds again

[caligulasblog]

not married anymore thats wwhat

[voidedgnostalgic]

wat how

[caligulasblog]

doggy death huh

thats wworth fuckin shit up i guess and gettin lost

[voidedgnostalgic]

yea it was scary but ykno im not dead so equal trade off

*chinhands* hows married life

[caligulasblog]

see thats wwhy you dont mess wwith shit shit happens

[voidedgnostalgic]

yea i usually wouldnt

i had 2 like pull my own self in2 the void 2 escape certain doggy death by grimbark jakes gma

then i was fuckin lost 4 a while

[caligulasblog]

wwhat do you mean you dont knoww wwhere you livve wwhat

[voidedgnostalgic]

im like on a planet ik 4 sure

except not earth

[caligulasblog]

i livve in maine and most definitely a troll

asshole extraordinaire 

[voidedgnostalgic]

well the good news is so far ur not even top 3 biggest assholes ive met

and ive met like 7 ppl in my whole life

idk where i live its a mystery rn

[caligulasblog]

im not sure i understand the twwinkies comparison towwards lalondes but alright

yeah im eridan ampora the one and one of millions on this damned blog wwebsite

[voidedgnostalgic]

its aight u dont have 2 understand bc i understand

well hi tell me abt urself

[caligulasblog]

wwell

thats not TERRIBLE im already married to a roxy

[voidedgnostalgic]

#hot

we lalondes r a hot commodity

like when we all thought twinkies werent gonna b a thign anymore so everyone bought them up

ur eridan rite

[voidedgnostalgic]

dave-stroodel started following you

hello welcome im the main character in a shitty anime my name is roxy and i love runnin 2 school w toast in my mouth

[caligulasblog]

wwheres my program for your blog

[voidedgnostalgic]

the program is called 'blonde gets out of the void and meets fishdudes' and ur my costar sux 2b u