Rory Lalonde

Who am I? Where did I come from? These are very good questions. {Independent genderbent Roxy Lalonde RP blog}

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sorry bout that vanihsing thing turns out i overstayed my welcome at this hostile *hostel i had to take a train ride to my next destintion

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((At like everyone Anyone want a starter? We can even plot if you want))

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its an otd then

or a vtd

or or or…

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im no disease expert sorry ma'am i cant help you there

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cakeboys this dude who bakes drugs from the dreams of small children i have never had a better cupcake in my life and score catch you at the fountain the one where the band of lame baby bats trying too hard to be the next sparkling teenage heartthrob gather round for their weekly ritual of intense pimple popping and poptart eating its a date we gonna party like its your birthday

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you need to introduce us i want to meet this guy. thast prety descriptive i think ill ginf it just fine *find im looking forward to this date ill bring you flowers  and alcohol

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+1

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sup man

names dave

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nice to meet cha dave im rory its a plaesure

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((Just so everyone knows circuitheart anarchisticseer voidedvigilance Those are all mine))

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THANK YOU. WERE WE TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING BEFORE THIS NAME SHIT CAME UP? PROBABLY NOT.

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we were just doing the introduction thing. i was making my existence known to you.

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I’m so fucking lame that I’ve legally changed my name to “Lame Strider”. Right here, the showmaster announces, is the most feeble greeting ever to grace the internet and all the differing sizes of net. Now, he yells to the still roaring crowd, who wants to catch some butterfly viruses with the differing sizes of net? Everyone leaves camp immediately to catch aforementioned butterfly viruses.

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wekk monsieur lame strider ill be the jugde of that *well *judge though ill be honest and say im interested in these virsus buttferflies do tell me more on the subject

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considring u get it orally does that make it an std

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it dosnt need to be a sexual transfer so id say no

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of course man typos always make sense

im dave by the by

whats cookin

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nice to meat you dave im rory

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THAT WORKS. ALSO, CALL ME KARKAT. NOT THE ‘KIND SIR’ SHIT.

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if that’s what you want karkat.

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you sure about that buddy

youre about to be knee deep piles of fabric and glitter

a world of vintage kittens and so many stache necklaces that crocker just wont be able to contain himself around us

fashion scarves as far as the eye can see

well be motherfucking entrenched in hipster swag 

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i dont knwo who this crocker guy is but i like the sound of what youve got planned count me im *in

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is it cuz i always thought it was like a bangin bod or cooking skills or being hella nice but

hmm

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lyins a disaese once you start theres no going back.

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well i am kind of idle so

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so evn my typo makes sense

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ALRIGHT, RORY. IF I SUDDENLY STOP TALKING TO YOU, YOUR TYPOS ARE GIVING ME AN INTENSE MIGRAINE.

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i can go back and check over my words before hitting enter if this pleases you more my kind sir.

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names strider

dove strider

so mister lalonde

what kind of services are you providing??

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i am willin to provied any service a pretty lady such as yuorslf would ask of me. *provide *yourself

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ofc not i promise to say the truth and nothung but the truth unless uknow the truths kind of sucky and dumb which happens sometimes

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honesty isthe best trait a woman cn have