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My need for evil tree is overwhelming. I’m gonna be starting new, unfollowing ALOT of people. If you see this, and are still interested in doing stuff please like or let me know.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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@voidmagus1
ALRIGHT
My need for evil tree is overwhelming. I’m gonna be starting new, unfollowing ALOT of people. If you see this, and are still interested in doing stuff please like or let me know.
steals your martini and drinks it all in one go.
“Perhaps you should check the horizon, fool.”
Lo! Did the sky tear into a starry veil, swallowing the mage’s towerin a powerful vacuum before sealing itself closed, naught but barren-charred earth remaining behind.
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“Mwa-ha-ha!
Stand before me, worms, and tremble!”
theexiledcrown
“We come to you from far-reaching corners of the cosmos- o’ elven Prince. Will you at least hear what this one has to offer?”
>I kinda want to make a Berserk AU
“Hmmm!
I SUPPOSE for a tree, that’s special… Sounds pretty damn BORING, if you ask me! Ee hee hee hee, well, it’s your SPECIAL DAY, Exdeath! Go do something WORTHWHILE!”
“Behold, clown. the fruits of my nightly rituals! What your simple mind might mistake for a circle of cypress’ is in actuality a focal point of various null energies from which I might pull horrors unknown!”
“Eh–? What DAY is it, Exdeath?!”
“The day in which impossible evil might escape the planet’s crust, where the moon shall die out and every once of solitude the planet might hold, with it! Of course I speak of... Earth day!”
“Today is the day.”
“You fool, stop! you meddle with magics far beyond your meager comprehension! Continue your idiocy and we might all be destroyed.”
Watched Legend for the first time last night! Kinda wanna do an au based off it or something...
brimminghate replied to your post: *sigh*‘Drink one martini, and suddenly...
does he even really drink or eat in that armor/human form? really?
//He does actually! If he’s feeling particularly difficult he’ll have his cooks work themselves to the bone preparing tremendously excessive feasts, then he’ll sit and eat until he’s satisfied.
He doesn’t need to eat or drink and he can’t get drunk. Exdeath only does this because he can, and because it deprives very many people of food put to better use.
*sigh*
‘Drink one martini, and suddenly all of team Chaos is calling you ‘the martini tree’...’
Trees require water and sunlight to live. What if I just gave you martinis to drink, and no water at all?!
“Then surely part of my body would tear itself away in search of water.”
//I’m going to put googly eyes on my Exdeath icons one day.
Why martinis, though?
“Fancy trees require fancy drinks.”
brimminghate replied to your post:No. You're now my new bff. Screw that clown. He...
IMMMMMMM SO MA A A AAAADDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
“O-oh, did you hear that?”
“It’s the sound of no one caring, worm.”