The Void Sea Escort

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[voidwormbird]

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[voidwormbird]

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[voidwormbird]

There seems to be audio attached of the sound of teeth gently biting down on metal/glass/plastic. Seems like Escort started chewing on their phone.

[saintsascended]

Escort, don't chew on that.

[voidwormbird]

no

[voidwormbird]

There seems to be audio attached of the sound of teeth gently biting down on metal/glass/plastic. Seems like Escort started chewing on their phone.

[voidwormbird]

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[voidwormbird]

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[voidwormbird]

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[restart-the-cycle]

what if i give lizards the armor and shocking power of a red centipede

[monarchtonone]

Of a . . . what?

Red Centipede? Perhaps, is it related to an Aquapede? Armored and electrical? Quite shocking, really. (Pun not intended)

Send me an image so I can figure out if this is a bad idea.

[restart-the-cycle]

red centipede, largest version of centipede. it is armored and can deliver a shock if it grabs hold of something

what is an aquapede? i’ve never seen one in my area

[monarchtonone]

By all the rising tides, Cycles, this is an awful idea-

Those things are just terrestrial aquapedes! Hold on, let me get an image of one for you-We'll see how long the overseers take for that, but in the meantime, you should absolutely not mix those with lizards.

The Big Bang Lizard was bad enough.

[restart-the-cycle]

there’s no way mixing one of these with a lizard will be worse than fred, but i’ll have to test to make sure. speaking of fred, how goes capturing him? all of my attempts have been blown up by singularity bombs

[monarchtonone]

. . . It's . . . Going. I'm currently trying to mix in Aquapede DNA to this monstrosity of creatures. A small stunning shock would be wonderful for capturing it.

Would be nice to get that Caramel Lizard DNA right about now

I agree it can't be worse than the Big Bang Lizard, but it can still be a headache to capture when it escapes.

[restart-the-cycle]

dee-dee is on her way back with the miros vulture and caramel lizard dna. also you say that like it’s guaranteed to escape when i have increased security now. if all else fails, i can throw it into the rot like i did with the saint lizard

[keeper-of-magic]

oh, can i have a sample of the miros vulture dna? I'll pick it up myself.

[restart-the-cycle]

sure, just watch out for all the creatures on your way here

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what if i add the red centipede dna to a caramel lizard to make it not only have armor and the ability to shock, but the ability to spit lethal shocks at creatures

[keeper-of-magic]

... why are you doing this????

no, like what purpose does it serve????

[restart-the-cycle]

to spit shocks

and to grow my lizard army

[monarchtonone]

As ridiculous as her experiments are, at least she isn't messing with void fluid (unlike some of our other neighbors)

[restart-the-cycle]

hmmm… void fluid you say

[angeliteonfridgeduty]

No. Nope. Nuh uh.

[restart-the-cycle]

i kid, i’m not touching void fluid. i would rather not end up like one of our neighbors

(ooc: said neighbor hasn’t been fully finished yet)

[angeliteonfridgeduty]

oh. Thank soup you aren't.

...what happened to your neighbor?

[restart-the-cycle]

monarch will explain it

[monarchtonone]

Neighbors. Plural.

The Twenty Third Hypocrite was powered by it, but of course then it all went to shit and now there's just void fluid in the remnants of their ecosystem.

Lucky Eights was experimenting with it, it broke and caused a structural collapse. No idea how he's still functional but I know he's out of his structure.

One Wrong Step is a single mistake away from ending up like Lucky.

Void fluid mistakes are not a fate I'd wish upon anyone.

[angeliteonfridgeduty]

...

..Ouch.

[keeper-of-magic]

Welp, don't drink the forbidden death smoothie.

[voidwormbird]

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[voidwormbird]

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[saintsascended]

What surprises me is that you somehow figured out how to:

1) Take a picture with your camera

2) Somehow upload that picture onto the app

3) Add a tag

4) send the post

All the time you don't know how to use a phone. You are an enigma.

[voidwormbird]

😾

[voidwormbird]

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[ask-harshrealities]

To anyone at this point

cutely chews on leg

“WTF- GET OUT OF HERE. SHOO, PEST!”

[voidwormbird]

(Escort also chews on your leg)

[ask-harshrealities]

“HEY- YOU GET OFF ME. I will not hesitate to KILL you, you understand??”

[voidwormbird]

(Escort is too stupid to understand danger as they look up at you blankly)

[ask-harshrealities]

To anyone at this point

cutely chews on leg

“WTF- GET OUT OF HERE. SHOO, PEST!”

[voidwormbird]

(Escort also chews on your leg)