Current characters: Peach and Tandem

[voiidasks]

"I'm being very quiet right now... they're distracted. It's time for me to get out of here. I'll be seeing you! Hopefully without them around..."

Peach: Okie, byebye Scotta!!!! Come back soon!!! :D Tandem: ...

[voiidasks]

Bestee why did u kidnap scotta 💕💕💕

Tandem: Call it a game of... cat and mouse, of sorts. Scotta was always meant to be mine. And I was always meant to have her. Such things are fated within the very stars themselves....

If you are wondering how it is we met... then I will simplify it by saying, she got in my way. I had a target, and she and her Autobot-addled heart saw fit to place herself in the way of my attacks...

Perhaps you should ask her if she regrets it, now.

Though, what does it matter, in the end? As i've said... this was always meant to be so.

(art by @cuppajj)

[voiidasks]

Got some gorgeous looking antlers Tandem 🐺

Tandem: My... antlers? ...to be quite honest, I don't think of them often. I like keeping them sharp, but to spend too much time dwelling on what makes me different from my father tends to dampen my mood severely. And they... they remind me of him.

[voiidasks]

[ ... Hey there! I... just wanted to pop by and say hi...? ]

- Mori

Peach: HIHIHIHI HELLO!!!! Is your name Mori??? My name is Peach!!! Oh its so nice to meet you!!!! Are you a dog??? You look like me!! But im a cat!!!!!! Do you have two tails?? Do they combine into one big tail????? My Amica has arms that can do that!!!! his name is Screwball, have you met him??? Its so nice to meet you!!!!!! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

[voiidasks]

How're y'all feeling about these new organic neighbours on Tumblr? You having fun chatting some up?

Tandem: It is... slightly entertaining. Though I would much rather be spending time alone with my beloved Scotta... I suppose simply having her near is good enough for now.

Peach: I love it!!!! Omg omg there are so many PEOPLE!!!! and theyre all asking us things!!!! Well, mostly TanTan, but!!!!! :D :D :D <3 <3 <3 Im still having a GREAT time!!!!!! and look!!!! Scotta is here!!!!!!!

(Peach art by @clowngem)

[voiidasks]

Hi, Tandem! Big fan of your work. Have you written any new poems lately?

Tandem: I have indeed, little bug. Though your appearance is... unnerving, I will share with you one of my most recent works! It is about my muse, my greatest inspiration, my beautiful, delicate flower~ I hope you can read Cybertronian, little organic.

[cuppajj]

[believe it or not but scotta isn't usually this disgruntled! just when she gets nabbed and put in a fancy dress by a mass murdering robot]

[voiidasks]

Tandem: ah, there she is. My beautiful little half-nebulan... my perfect, unique prize...

my Scotta...

[voiidasks]

Hi, Tandem! Big fan of your work. Have you written any new poems lately?

Tandem: I have indeed, little bug. Though your appearance is... unnerving, I will share with you one of my most recent works! It is about my muse, my greatest inspiration, my beautiful, delicate flower~ I hope you can read Cybertronian, little organic.

[voiidasks]

Tandem: “My, my, what have we here? A little half-nebulan, all on her own? A shame, really, that your keepers do not take better care of you! Why don’t you stay here with us a while, hm? With me…”

Peach: “SCOTTA!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ hihihi Scotta!!! How are you??? Have you always been this small???? Look at you, you’re so cute!!!!! Cute little organic~~ Thank you for visiting!!! Hehe, and don’t worry about Tandem, they’re not allowed to keep pets here!!! I’m sure you’ll be able to leave in a few asks!!!”

[cuppajj]

"HUAG-"

[voiidasks]

Tandem: "Don't worry, my little flower... I have practice in holding squishy, little organics... but don't squirm too much. I wouldn't want to have to squeeze..."

[voiidasks]

Tandem: “My, my, what have we here? A little half-nebulan, all on her own? A shame, really, that your keepers do not take better care of you! Why don’t you stay here with us a while, hm? With me…”

Peach: “SCOTTA!!! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ hihihi Scotta!!! How are you??? Have you always been this small???? Look at you, you’re so cute!!!!! Cute little organic~~ Thank you for visiting!!! Hehe, and don’t worry about Tandem, they’re not allowed to keep pets here!!! I’m sure you’ll be able to leave in a few asks!!!”

[voiidasks]

What do you two like to do for fun? Y'got some hobbies?

Peach: "YEAH!!! oh yeah, I love to draw!!!! Here's a picture I drew one time!!!!!! Its of Screwy and me!!!!!!"

Tandem: "You're asking me? How disgraceful. My poetry makes up most of my free time, surely even YOU know that.

Yes, poetry and... well my work of course. It takes a lot to maintain proper care of one's... pets... and flora."

[voiidasks]

Hey Peach!! :D Welcome to Tumblr buddy. How are you?

Tandem: "Oh great, another bug. Now you're gonna get him all excited, and the last thing we need is-" Peach: "OMG HEY!!!! Heyheyhey i KNOW you!!!!!! You're friends with Screwy!!!! and youre a BUG!!!!! Omg omg this is SO GREAT!!! Tumblr is soooo cool and big and LOOK!!! we've already got MESSAGES!!!! Tandem, oh oh!! Tandem look, this one says there's a sale on sunglasses here!!!!!!!" Tandem: "Yes. How wonderful. Why don't you just click it and let the spambots take over the account for a while, then." Peach: "I will in a sec!!!! but i just want to say heyHEY HI!!! HEY DOODLEBUG-808!!!! You're my friend and im saying helloooooooo through the computer screen!!! hehehehe!!!! <3 <3 <3"