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[ Toris can’t help but grin a little bit ] Faeries? I…don’t know how you’re being terrorized. Did you look at them funny? I haven’t seen Laum—faeries, since I was a child. I’ll be disappointed when I wake up from this dream, but it’s nice while it lasts.

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Yes, faeries! They're mischievous as hell, don't you know that?

[reynir sighed, shoulders slumping. he couldn't say a pessimist about this forever, even if he tried.]

At least they're not my brother's. They hate me.

... Dream? Dude, c'mon. Why the hell would you be dreaming about me. I'm pretty sure this is real.

#ironyrebels #how am i supposed to be an optimist about being in the fuCKING MIDEVIAL TIMES AGAIN

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[ oh, so Iceland was part of this dream too? That was different, but he supposed this was one of the most vivid dreams he’d ever had] I’m waiting for the ground to turn to quicksand. This place is admittedly a little too perfect— [ even though his statement is morbid he looks like he’s trying to contain the excited fury a ten year old on Christmas ]

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What are you talking about? This place is horrible. It's like a shitty memory wrapped in an even shittier memory.

Do you know how many faeries I've been terrorized by? At least eight.

[he scowls, kicking at the ground. it was taking everything he had to not throw a giant temper tantrum at being tossed back in time.]

#ironyrebels

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one day I’ll come up with Iceland jokes that aren’t about his fantastic park-jobs

#i forgot his selfie tag wtf #um #selfies #?#i think thats it

Æj, at least volcanoes aren't erupting.

#u may be surrounded by fantasy creatures #u may be stuck in the 1700's #but at least there isnt ash in the air right reynir

" Where are my Gods? Um. "

" Y'know. Marvel movies. "

#my name is reynir and i come from the real world #hello friends ur all apart of the media to him

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#nervous iceland noises #ca event

apparently i hit the follow limit today so i'll tackle the masterlist sometime tonight!!

#ooc #makes a lot of embarassed noises

it wasn't the strangest thing to happen to him by any means, though the mere act of being transported into a world that looked like fucking skyrim of all things was fairly high on that list; it was only triumphed by his brother's continued existence. that was in another league of its own.

reynir had to admit, though -- this place was pretty cool, but the whispers of dragons and trolls throughout the townsfolk made him really uneasy about this whole 'trapped-in-goddamn-tamriel' deal he'd got sucked into. sure! he could smack around a few faeries, no big deal; he'd done it before, but this place probably had faeries that could kick his brother's faerie's asses.

" Hey. " in an attempt to further understand why this was happening, iceland called out towards the nearest stranger, " Do you know why we're suddenly in the 1600's. "

#ca event #ca open #please take this bratty teen #he bites a lot im sorry #(this is kinda bad im sorry n_n)

Did I just get transported back into the 1700's.