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If you’re going to date someone, you arent just dating their sweet side, you’re also dating their mood swings, their bad moods, their good moods, when they arent being themselves for weeks on end. You’re also dating everything else they have to offer

me: *spots a wasp*

me: i am calm, cool and collected. i will not run. i will not yell.

wasp: *comes closers*

me: i am cALM, c-cOOL AND COLLECTED- I AM RUNNINGn I AM YELLING

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Arm Rotation Row 1 & 2 Row 3 & 4

harryflack-blog

remember when esteban was calling the dead but got put on hold

supersonicart

Lois van Baarle’s Illustrations.

Digital illustrations by Holland based artist (Though she’s lived all around the world) Lois van Baarle which combine beautiful colors and dreamy subjects to create wonderful works of art.

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sirobvious

What is heavier? A 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers?

The answer is the feathers.

200 pounds of bricks is just a bunch of bricks, but if you try to carry 200 pounds of feathers, you also have to carry the weight of what you did to those poor birds.

something weird

im bi but I tend to get crushes on fictional male characters more that real men and real women more than fictional female characters

so I guess I like to concept of men

orchidbreezefc

i think this is a common feeling because men are written with such depth and complexity, whereas fictional women are not only few and far between, but are written half-assedly and from a place of little understanding of a woman’s standpoint.

meanwhile, real women are lovely and complex people, and real men are mostly just potatoes.

#read silence of the lambs

peerieweirdo

every time my dad is being annoying i just remind him that he works for one of the publishers that rejected harry potter

justbadpuns

The rotation of Earth really makes my day

scienceshenanigans

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potatoyolkcomic-blog

Just please don’t hit the…*crash*…vase -_-

@actualdogvines

actualdogvines

I think @potatoyolkcomic is actually a dog whisperer. otherwise how would they know about all these dog secrets?!

1dlittlethings

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I’m the fan

thelovejournals

It’s funny how you can forget everything except people loving you. Maybe that’s why humans find it so hard getting over love affairs. It’s not the pain they’re getting over, it’s the love.

Melina Marchetta, On the Jellicoe Road (via thelovejournals)