The Bowery Presents
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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one thing i really enjoy about riverdale is how every character is in a different tv show....cheryl is in a supernatural gothic horror. betty is in a slasher/psychological thriller. veronica is in an old timey mafia family drama. archie is in a bildungsroman about realizing you are bisexual. tabitha is in a suburban angels-and-demons fantasy drama about fighting for the soul of america. and jughead is in riverdale
betty told me the farm keeps indoctrinating her friends so i asked why so many of them keep joining and she said she just keeps sending new ones to investigate so i said it sounds like she’s just feeding her friends to the farm and she started crying
The next big beauty trend for women will be like cutting off your feet or something because they're ugly and having feet is for men and why would you as a woman need feet anyway? To run away from your owner i mean husband? And someone on this website will argue that actually ☝️ some people have to have their feet amputated for medical reasons, and if you so much as imply that women maybe shouldn't be cutting off their feet for aesthetic reasons you're ableist.
you are now a cat in the warrior cats universe! Spin these wheels for your name!
Do you like it?
YES!!!
yes
eh it's okay
no.
IM MOON MOON
results/other
note: I (the owner of this blog and maker of wheels) am not into warrior cats! I just thought this would be fun to make
(prefixes and suffixes from @yarrowleef)
I DON'T WANNA BE DEAD WOLF
hey kitten. daddy needs to talk to you. your kink blog is great, but you are not highlighting the words correctly. kitten. stop highlighting. this is shit. did you seriously highlight that period. kitten.
Ich weiß, das sagt euch keiner, aber ihr müsst tatsächlich keinen Triathlon machen. Ihr könnt es lassen. Das ist freiwillig. Es ist sogar extrem einfach, nicht bei einem Triathlon mitzumachen.
If you were handcuffed to your girl blorbo with magical unbreakable handcuffs for 24h, would you be okay with this?
I trust her, I’ll be fine
I trust her, but it’ll be a stressful 24h
It depends on what kind of day we’re having
This is gonna suck…
Other/nuance
such insolence... guards? seize her! ...no. stop. not like that. you are doing it gay. why are you seizing her gay style
one thing i hate about english is your open compound words. what do you mean it's a light switch and not a lightswitch or a water bottle instead of a waterbottle. get real
why won't you let your words frot.
Okay fellas, ich weiß nicht ob ich meinen absolut genialen Marketingpitch schonmal auf Tumblr gepostet habe, deshalb kommt das jetzt:
KONDOME
MIT KAKTUSEISGESCHMACK
Kommt jetzt in die WhatsApp Gruppe und investiert noch heute euer ganzen Ersparnisse und euer Erstgeborenens!
my friend keeps sending the groupchat voice notes of her eating bussy and calling it "asmr"..... bro go study for your physics exam 😭
hi sorry uh. incredible miscommunication on my part lmfao.
my bad yall
TBH we give tumblr a lot of shit rightfully so but tags is such a good feature like i need to say this. under my breath. but i need to say it. and youll listen. youll fucking love it even
mein größter struggle beim verfassen von deutschen posts ist immer die frage ob ich richtig hardcore denglisch reden oder so reddit-mäßig alles in übertriebenem 100%-igen deutsch schreiben soll
es ist halt leider gottes beides zum totlachen
young man, why is there hay on the ground, i said young man, what is your mask all about
Der größte Unterschied zwischen Anfang und Ende 20 ist für mich, ob es zum Vorglühen Wodka gibt oder nen Kaffee und ein Nickerchen.
Dieser Periodenmoment, wenn du dein gemütliches Bett verlassen und ins Bad sprinten musst, weil du dich gleich EINSCHEIẞT, und dann hockst du auf dem Pott und es KOMMT NICHTS. WTF.
The funniest thing the saw franchise ever did was giving jigsaw a bunch of dead wife flashbacks in saw 3 only to have the next movie reveal his wife wasn't even dead she just divorced his ass because he kept building torture traps
