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I baked you a cookie, but I eated YOU

XD happeh halloween :3 ^_^

wait—omigosh, do you play video games too? um, hehe *shyly tucks hair behind ears* what's your steam name? we should play league of le*a hawk swoops down and carries me away and you never see me again*

hate living in the circus. saw a monkey squeeze a banana so it popped out of the peel into the air and caught it in its mouth, then tossed the peel over its shoulder. one of the clowns noticed it too and made a beeline straight for it and slipped and flipped several times in the air before hitting the ground. I can't tell if she's still breathing

saying a platonic "I love you" among cherished friends is a magical spell that will have you killed and burned and killed forever and they will hate you for it and you'll die and then they'll say "ew gross you meant that in non-platonic way didn't you" before burning and killing you

I know they hate me for my mediocre posting and my bountiful harvests but mostly the harvests...

when she is attracted to you 😳😏😜

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can you be a cat or butterfly or something it will be fun i promise

I was a cat at one point, but I think now I'm some kind of plant

yeah I'm hardcore. throw me to the wolves and I'll come back dead if they even find my remains at all

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Holy shit 😲 Nobody ever told me that the Fruity Pebbles mascots had their own western anime series? 😳 And it's like, literally so interesting, too?? It's basically a sort of theoretical "what if" scenario, about what it might be like if Homo Sapiens was around during the Jurassic Period—and this was way before Jurassic Park did it! 😯

I've been binge-watching it like crazy in my "cave man" outfit (or "cave woman", to be more precise, heh! 😏) and am hooked on yelling the show's original catch phrase (that's when Rubble-san says, "Yabba dabba doo!" for those who haven't seen it yet) at the top of my lungs whenever it comes up in an episode! 😆

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oh great 🙄 (only using an emote ironically) time for another episode of Posting Sins... they're not the "Fruity Bepples mascots", they're Fred and Barney Flinstone. you know,from the Flinstones. which came before the cereal. *ding!* and it's not a "westerin anime", it's called a cartoon. ever heard of them? *ding!* the dinosaurs in the show lived in several periods besides JUST the Jurassic, AND Meet The Flinstones takes place in the Stone Age, they literally say that in the opening song, hello? so yeah lets count that as two *ding* *ding!) Jurassic Park isn't about humans being around during dinosaur time, did you even watch that movie? *ding!*

you say that you're a woman so I would expect you to be smarter, but you're not. not a sin (& I am sure you look quite the attractive figure in your "cave woman outfit" whatever the frick that means), just surprising. finally the guy who says "Tabba dabba doo!" isn't "Rubble Stan", it's Fred Slintstone. The main character. Whose name you clearly didn't even know despite claiming to be such a fan *ding!*

so yeah that's a total of 6 sins on the counter, IF we're being generous... try to do better next time, yeah?

Why are you a misogynist

you're just jealous that I'm capable of loving women more than you do in ways that you can't comprehend

Holy shit 😲 Nobody ever told me that the Fruity Pebbles mascots had their own western anime series? 😳 And it's like, literally so interesting, too?? It's basically a sort of theoretical "what if" scenario, about what it might be like if Homo Sapiens was around during the Jurassic Period—and this was way before Jurassic Park did it! 😯

I've been binge-watching it like crazy in my "cave man" outfit (or "cave woman", to be more precise, heh! 😏) and am hooked on yelling the show's original catch phrase (that's when Rubble-san says, "Yabba dabba doo!" for those who haven't seen it yet) at the top of my lungs whenever it comes up in an episode! 😆

Is bean a bad thing to be? If you want to be more bean instead of less bean, I think you could if you really tried. Women would see you and be like "How you bean!" (Because they are baffled at how entirely bean you are) and now you have a chance to talk to women about nintendo games.

yeah women only care about one thing and it's beans

your training is not nearly complete... try to land even a single blow on me, and I may acknowledge your strength *you lay me flat with a single light jab and I don't get up or move until I'm wheeled out of the room and the real sensei finally shows up a few minutes later*

after many years I finally found one of my white whales, a corporate dystopia novel I once read in high school where a plot-essential conflict was resolved through the medium of a PVP war within a Super Mario Bros. MMORPG (For the Win by Cory Doctorow, 2010)

been having wild late night lesbian fantasies about lore dumping NES JRPG history to random girls at parties or clubs (never been to a party or a club) and it doesn't lead to anything and they're not even that impressed they just go "huh. neat. kinda interesting that you know about these things... I guess..."

bro I'm so washed... my dinner is so cooked... goin to bed bcus my day is so over...

a lady so gentle and pure her mouth is injured by all but the softest breads and cakes so she eats a single mote of the brightest light and is full for the rest of the day

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