I’m A Simp, Your Honor

This is a side blog created for the sole purpose of simping over this absolute tool of a villain. My main blog is for a completely unrelated fandom and I needed to put my brain rot somewhere. You’re all welcome to partake of the mental illness.

[spotted-owl-sketches]

Day 20: City

Desperately need a game that brings back Rainbow Rocket. I wanna see Volo with that circus real bad

[volochurch]

Girls Gone Wild

[torenchao]

Volotober 4 - MIGRAINE Seems they only get chatty when I'm hungover...

[sannencarts]

One should always be careful when making deals with the devil. You never know when they'll decide to keep you.

[mycroftrh]

Far worse, in my opinion, than the famous “he wouldn’t fucking say that” is “he WOULD fucking say that, as part of his facade, but you seem to think he would mean it genuinely”

[tegnebloq]

I would share my last potato mochi with him.

[inspectorsybaret]

New Volo Draw!

[xqm05]

Pokémon Legends: Arceus ウォロ

[amavaria]

Togekiss’ egg 🪶

Bonus

[baldselene-deactivated20251213]

[nomoremspaintvolo]

giratina deciding that Volo is a cute angry puppy and trying to calm him down by patting his dumbahh head

[nomoremspaintvolo]

Can you add two bows to his Arceus hairstyle on the two "horns"? ✨

[voloandarandompokemon]

spare minior for the minor and volo enjoyers?

wow!

[voloandarandompokemon]

spooky kitty

[voloandarandompokemon]

rock friend

[lorebird]

Are you quite sure you’re still human?

[pinecone-jam]

I expected many things from this game (and I was not disappointed) but “accidentally finding the most comforting ship ever” was not on my list.

And here I am now, completely convinced that a perfect family consists of the best swordswoman in all Hoenn, a walking fashion disaster, two teens (one of them is sent by god himself) and a weird fox.

And I keep drawing them