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Watch: Anti-racism activist Tim Wise traces the historical context of Donald Trump’s use of race

silver lining:

since nobody has a supermajority in either the house or the senate, and establishment republicans REALLY don’t like trump, there’s going to be 4 more years of absolute gridlock in D.C. and, god willing, nothing’s going to get done, including all the ridiculous bullshit trump’s said he’s going to do, because congress will stonewall him at every turn

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Here’s some hope for you followers!

I need a drink

997

me: i need to fix my sleep schedule! waking up early is so good and i get to enjoy the best of the weather and i get ultra productive and- me @ 4:37 am on a wednesday:

steventhealmighty

@punkhamilton

Because apparently it needs to be spelt out for some people:

When you should vote for a third party candidate: When both the Republican and Democratic candidates are moderates and you can afford to make a statement about wanting to see changes to the political landscape.

When you should ABSOLUTELY NOT vote for a third party candidate: When the Republican candidate is LITERALLY A FASCIST.

tthio

I was having a beautiful bonding moment with the enemy McCree in Skirmish, but the enemy Genji has to ruin everything. Luckily the last thing I saw before deathcam was the enemy McCree shooting angrily at the enemy Genji

votedami

Just because your inner child is dead, doesn’t mean you should try to kill the child in other people. If someone wants to enjoy Pokemon, or Finding Dory, or Star Wars - just let them. There is enough in this world to take joy from us without it being taken because of some pseudo maturity complex.

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THISS IS SO FUNNY TO ME

anniephantom

opened pokemon go for the first time and there was a fucking squirtle straight up in my goddamn toilet i’m so done

whytiti

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person: *does finger guns at me* ayyyy me: fucking pull the trigger you coward

twitterlols

gregorio-the-great-for-real

Is this Papyrus?

incorrectdragonage

submitted by @lambiechop; courtesy this post

Cole: I need to get laid. To rest. Put me in a coffin, let my soul ascend.

alexample-deactivated20170603

When you’re late for a cabinet meeting but you can’t find the next checkpoint.

raptorific

I think the younger you are the more likely you are to be certain My Immortal was written as a joke, partially because it’s the progenitor of pretty much all modern Bad Fanfiction Tropes, so when you read it now you think “oh they were trying to use as many bad fanfic tropes as possible, it’s clearly a joke” even though those tropes exist to make fun of My Immortal. My Immortal could have been written as a parody of bad fanfiction but it made such an impact on that subculture that it’s entirely possible that it only seems like a satire because it’s the original thing being satired.

My Immortal could’ve been an intentionally bad fanfic but that’s not a given. The uncertainty comes from the fact that My Immortal was written in a pre-My Immortal world, and the only reason it seems like a parody now is because we already know about My Immortal.

The other reason is “nobody talks like this, nobody writes like this, it has to be someone making a joke” but the thing is, I was a moderator on a fanfic site when My Immortal dropped, and yes, they really really did talk like that. There is not a single line in My Immortal that would’ve been out of place in 2006.