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[apeshit]

just because an ant wont die from falling off a building doesnt mean he wont be crying and screaming the whole way down

[redbeansesameball]

rewatched chicken run

[ultrafacts]

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[qwertyu858]

[crawly]

just learned about a building in london that is so poorly designed it becomes a death ray that melts cars and creates a downdraft effect with wind so powerful that it knocks full grown adults to the ground

[crawly]

[crawly]

imagine being knocked over by a gust of wind from this ugly ass building and then being cooked TO DEATH by the sun reflection like what a way to go

[millenniumitem]

i learned about this like last year or somethign and this building is literally th satan come alive. building that tries to fucking kill you and fry you like an egg

[crawly]

top ten buildings that Want To Harm You

[angstytwat]

this building is like I Will Flip You Over Like A Hamburger And Fucking Cook You

[alicentsgf]

The use of the present tense isn’t quite accurate because they did fix the issue immediatly after this so its no longer a death ray but yes it did partially melt a very expensive Jaguar. Its nickname ‘the walkie talkie’ got beautifully bastardised to ‘the walkie scorchie’ following this. Its also widely accepted to be the ugliest of London’s skyscrapers.

And I just wanna bring up the fact that this is not the only monstrosity built by Rafael Vinoly - he’s also responsible for the eyesore of Manhattan that is 432 Park Avenue.

Residents here have repeatedly complained about the realities of living in this haunted pool noodle, including ‘catastrophic’ floods, loud bangs and creaks, and an elevator that refuses to work when its windy.

I would say we should stop letting this guy make buildings, but he only seems to fuck over millionaires so I’m not in a hurry to end his career just yet.

[alicentsgf]

@branovices it’s my pleasure to inform you that the Vdara ‘death ray’ Hotel is also the work of Rafael Vinoly

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[cringethursday]

The way this article talks about it is so fucking funny

[annullo13]

I regret to inform you that he died just a few days ago on March 2nd, 2023

[roastie]

real

[castratedvader]

[evilsexy]

[toothsalad]

[fromthedust]

[thickness-protection-program]

[girlmostlikely]

[supermariomamafucker]

thinking about the time when movie posters and book covers had detailed original paintings made for them compared to what we have now

[short-and-ugly]

another run through the washer will fix me

[short-and-ugly]

girl i shrunk

[surlifen]

ooomg do you remember me we were created in the same unethical lab! yeah i was like 2 green tubes down from you! i knew you looked familiar

[legitimately]

need a full body massage a margarita 400mg of ibuprofen a plate of brownies at least an hour in a jacuzzi and 20,000 dollars cash

[legitimately]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[ginger-ale-official]

Shes a poly dom and im an aromantic sub, am i still allowed to get pegged by her or like, how does this work?

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[a-titty-ninja]

[b00rad]

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