night in the woods → sentence starters
slightly edited in some cases to work for rp purposes.
feel free to change phrasing or pronouns to fit your muse(s)!
❝ Do you think we’d be friends if we weren’t, like, stuck together in the same town? ❞
❝ My entire life feels like running after something that keeps moving away into the distance, while I stay in the same place. ❞
❝ I believe in a universe that doesn’t care and people who do. ❞
❝ We’re all gonna die if we don’t keep living. ❞
❝ Go legally braindead from lack of oxygen due to choking on my entire ass! ❞
❝ There is not one person on God’s Earth who doesn’t love tacos! ❞
❝ I am so scared all the time and the fear hurts. ❞
❝ Pretty amazing, to be something at least. ❞
❝ I have really up up days and really down down days. And I don’t know which it is until it’s over sometimes. ❞
❝ Plastic bags are the ghosts of supermarkets. ❞
❝ Being the only queer people in town sucks. ❞
❝ Not knowing how something worked used to seem like… magic. Now not knowing means it might be going wrong and I may not be able to fix it . ❞
❝ When I die, I want it to hurt. When my friends leave, when I have to let go, when this entire town is wiped off the map, I want it to hurt. Bad. I want to lose. I want to get beaten up. I want to hold on until I’m thrown off and everything ends. And you know what? Until that happens, I want to hope again. And I want it to hurt. Because that means it meant something. ❞
❝ It’s a fantastic ass right? ❞
❝ No fascists at this party! ❞
❝ You know when your body is like ‘Uh whoa I almost died,’ and you get all hyper because you’re filled with dolphins? ❞
❝ At the end of everything, hold on to anything. ❞
❝ If anyone’s going to ruin your night, it should be you. ❞
❝ I’m like, proud of us all, for having good-ass lives in a shitty, stupid, good-ass town. ❞
❝ Nothing is going to save us forever, But a lot of things can save us today. ❞
❝ And nobody cares! I wanted someone to notice things aren’t OK. ❞
❝ Once haunted, can a place be unhaunted? ❞
❝ We devote ourselves to something we barely understand, something we can never touch. We give it a name, and we give ourselves a name for doing so. All of it creates this connection. And that connection, that becomes the thing we can touch. ❞
❝ Oh my god. That was dangerous. I could’ve died. THAT WAS AMAZING! ❞
❝ There was until one afternoon… where something just broke. Reality broke. ❞
❝ They said I had an anger problem, but that’s not true. ❞
❝ I know this won’t save me in the end, but I don’t need it to save me forever, I just need it to save me now. ❞
❝ I have the worst face. I have a nightmare face. ❞
❝ Don’t panic but we’re maybe all gonna die soon. ❞
❝ Okay, I don’t feel comfortable with you objectifying my boyfriend. ❞
❝ I’m gonna go run around naked in the wooooooods! ❞
❝ You can’t take a woman’s husband just because he’s dead! ❞
❝ I am super, super gay. ❞
❝ I think my total gayness came through to the discerning reader. ❞
❝ I am extremely unhappy and you’re the only person who knows. ❞
❝ My dad/mom/parents didn’t like me. ❞
❝ My dad used to hit me a lot. ❞
❝ My mom like, wouldn’t feed me. ❞
❝ I’d be locked in there for a day sometimes, or overnight. So I’d try to develop psychic powers so I could like signal to the neighbors or unlock the door. Didn’t work, as you might guess. ❞
❝ I never told anybody. After a while, I started feeling guilty too, for some reason. Like this was something bad I was doing? ❞
❝ Being abused isn’t your fault at all. ❞
❝ I’m just glad I didn’t – yeah, anyway. ❞
❝ My dad had to stop drinking because he was a danger to me and my mom. ❞
❝ I want to grow giant and pick you all up and carry you somewhere safe. ❞
❝ Screw it! I’m doing two beers! I’m doing beer! ❞
❝ I guess beer is just one of those horrible things adults do. Like doing taxes and having babies. ❞
❝ Time makes most dangerous things less dangerous. ❞
❝ I stayed and grew up while you left and stayed the same. ❞
❝ I don’t even believe in hell and I hope they go straight there. ❞
❝ Hey you get that porn off your laptop? ❞
❝ You’re a smooth talker. you’re a smoothie. ❞
❝ Eff college!! All those rich kids and hot people all wring sex and having papers with each other! ❞
❝ I was just saying you look like crap because I love you. ❞
❝ Let’s steal from my boss, who trusted me! ❞
❝ ______ is probably bipolar. ❞
❝ I don’t know what this feeling is. ❞
❝ Don’t ever say daddy again. ❞
❝ I can’t not give a shit. ❞
❝ I thought you couldn’t leave home because of your… issue? ❞
❝ Isn’t it illegal to smoke indoors? ❞