Voltik

The goat of my little sloplings... Pan Nb Ultrakill... The nature of Predators... Deltarune... hollow knight... all goated media...

[elliemations]

A while ago I introduced my dad to the let’s go gambling meme and he liked it so much he showed it to other members of the family

[voltikemissary]

in other news, I introduced my stepdad to balatro he has since then

* bought balatro

* got perkeo on first shop

* duplicated infinite saturns

I thought he had an amazing run considering her had shortcut joker and four fingers joker

he then proceded to sell perkeo for even steven...

lost the run and then refunded the game

he didnt even let the sunk cost fallacy kick in...

[voltikemissary]

Red baron pepperoni french breads singles are the best frozen pizzas in the game and im not kidding

"It not delivery, its digior-" shut it Digiorno pepperonis are nothing but ham with slightly more salt

"Ton-" i swear to god if you say tony's i will murder you

"Totinos party pizza" end yourself that is so ass

sorry not sorry

-Hungry Me

[voltikemissary]

Starvation.

A plague that has befallen me.

Poverty.

The lack of money to hold.

A combo.

Was this meal and me meant to be?

luxury

crunch wrap supreme

[elliemations]

The Rosy Maple Moth is amazing to me.

starting with the obvious, they’re adorable, and I love seeing peoples looks of delight when they don’t know this thing and I ask them to look it up.

this thing is a bright pink and yellow creature, yet somehow these stand-out colours that would usually be a detriment are made use of as camouflage!

Like…. How is candy pink and yellow camouflage!? I know it’s the maple key of course but it just fills me with amazement every time! I love them sm.

[voltikemissary]

polites if he was a twink: Greet the world with open arms

[voltikemissary]

oh picrew my beloved.

your welcoming character designs and weeks of hard labor to bring me 50 billion hairstyles

oh how much i love you

[voltikemissary]

oh picrew my beloved.

your welcoming character designs and weeks of hard labor to bring me 50 billion hairstyles

oh how much i love you

[sodarlo]

happy 4/20!! I can’t smoke so this post is pointless

[elliemations]

is this the first time that you’ve ever seen Aurora Borealis crush mankind?

[voltikemissary]

why are all the upper angels in ultrakill so hot

because why am i thirsting over the final member of the heaven comitee to get slain

[voltikemissary]

I MEAN LOOK AT HIM 👅💦👅💦👅💦👅💦👅

[voltikemissary]

why are all the upper angels in ultrakill so hot

because why am i thirsting over the final member of the heaven comitee to get slain

[elliemations]

I really like Hailstorm btw. I wanna dissect his brain badly. Just a creature the narrative kicked around to set up themes and prove a point.

[chongoblog]

ITS APRIL 13 YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS

FETCH ME NEIL

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

HAPPY BIG TWENTY NEIL

[voltikemissary]

chucken🦅

[voltikemissary]

everybody always wants "they asked for no pickles" relationship but highkey i want a relationship where neither of us have the balls to complain

[voltikemissary]

to my baby mommas i got good DNA and to the gay guys i got good D and A

[voltikemissary]

hi im gay evil and awesome. yall ever just forget what you were gonna do after walking through a doorway?

i like to imagine theres a lil goblin in my walls that eats thoughts and sometimes he passes by to take a thought and munches on it.