Lance, doing yard work: Rake me up, rake me up outside
Keith, looking through the blinds: Shiro he’s fucking singing again.
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@voltronincorrectquotes
Lance, doing yard work: Rake me up, rake me up outside
Keith, looking through the blinds: Shiro he’s fucking singing again.
Some random kid: Do you have the same bike as your boyfriend? Gay!
Keith: I am gay but he’s not my boyfriend ‘cause I can do much better than him.
Lance: Really? Then why don’t you, Keith?
Hunk: Oh, Fiddlesticks.
Pidge: Look I get this is a tense situation but let’s watch the fucking language.
Pidge, pointing at Hunk: This one’s a million-dollar smile
Pidge, pointing at Shiro: This one’s also a million-dollar smile
Pidge, pointing at Lance: Now, your 😁 is…
Pidge: 3 dollars.
Lance: Do you want to know what’s the worst?
Shiro: Losing an arm to evil aliens.
Lance:
Lance: Well okay, I was going to say getting out of the shower in the winter but yeah I guess
Pidge: You can gain an hour of sleep any day you want by ignoring your responsibilities to an extent that might ruin the rest of your life.
Lance: ‘People should be held responsible for their decisions.’ Yeah real easy for you to say, you make good decisions. What about me? I make bad decisions, what am I supposed to do about that?
Lance: What’s the movie, where they bring that monster to life and then have to destroy it?
Shiro: Frankenstein.
Keith: Frosty the snowman.
Keith: At my funeral I won’t need a coffin. I will be cremated from the neck down and my head will be on a stick. If you want to say anything about me you have to hold my head stick.
Keith: You stupid twink!
Lance: I’m a bear! I’m a bear!
Keith: You wish you were a bear!
Shiro: What do you mean you broke the microwave?!
Lance: I didn’t know you couldn’t put a fork in a microwave! Everyone only says about spoons!
Shiro: They’re made from the same thing!
Hunk: What do you want for dinner
Lance: Sonic
Hunk, under his breath: He's so fast how would we catch him
Shiro: Keith has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think he was built without them.
Lance: That can’t be true-
Shiro: Watch this.
Shiro: Hey, Keith! Race you downstairs!
Keith: *Jumps out of twenty-story window*
Lance: ...And engage Stealth Mode!
Pidge: We don't have a stealth mode.
Lance: Humour me.
Pidge: ...Activating Stealth Mode
Over the phone
Shiro: Lance? It's Shiro speaking.
Lance: Listen, whatever I've done it was an accident and I'm sorry.
If I was to put any other types of original content on the blog other than the quotes, what would u lot want to see, to try and get me to post on here more often ygm??
Not reblogs bc that’s what Voltrino’s for lol
@imthedefinitionofrandom u r so fucking VALID
If I was to put any other types of original content on the blog other than the quotes, what would u lot want to see, to try and get me to post on here more often ygm??
Not reblogs bc that's what Voltrino's for lol