Incorrect Voltron Quotes

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Lance, doing yard work: Rake me up, rake me up outside

Keith, looking through the blinds: Shiro he’s fucking singing again.

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Some random kid: Do you have the same bike as your boyfriend? Gay!

Keith: I am gay but he’s not my boyfriend ‘cause I can do much better than him.

Lance: Really? Then why don’t you, Keith?

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Hunk: Oh, Fiddlesticks.

Pidge: Look I get this is a tense situation but let’s watch the fucking language.

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Pidge, pointing at Hunk: This one’s a million-dollar smile

Pidge, pointing at Shiro: This one’s also a million-dollar smile

Pidge, pointing at Lance: Now, your 😁 is…

Pidge: 3 dollars.

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Lance: Do you want to know what’s the worst?

Shiro: Losing an arm to evil aliens.

Lance:

Lance: Well okay, I was going to say getting out of the shower in the winter but yeah I guess

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Pidge: You can gain an hour of sleep any day you want by ignoring your responsibilities to an extent that might ruin the rest of your life.

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Lance: ‘People should be held responsible for their decisions.’ Yeah real easy for you to say, you make good decisions. What about me? I make bad decisions, what am I supposed to do about that?

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Lance: What’s the movie, where they bring that monster to life and then have to destroy it?

Shiro: Frankenstein.

Keith: Frosty the snowman.

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Keith: At my funeral I won’t need a coffin. I will be cremated from the neck down and my head will be on a stick. If you want to say anything about me you have to hold my head stick.

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Keith: You stupid twink!

Lance: I’m a bear! I’m a bear!

Keith: You wish you were a bear!

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Shiro: What do you mean you broke the microwave?!

Lance: I didn’t know you couldn’t put a fork in a microwave! Everyone only says about spoons!

Shiro: They’re made from the same thing!

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Hunk: What do you want for dinner

Lance: Sonic

Hunk, under his breath: He's so fast how would we catch him

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Shiro: Keith has no survival or self-preservation instincts. I think he was built without them.

Lance: That can’t be true-

Shiro: Watch this.

Shiro: Hey, Keith! Race you downstairs!

Keith: *Jumps out of twenty-story window*

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Lance: ...And engage Stealth Mode!

Pidge: We don't have a stealth mode.

Lance: Humour me.

Pidge: ...Activating Stealth Mode

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Over the phone

Shiro: Lance? It's Shiro speaking.

Lance: Listen, whatever I've done it was an accident and I'm sorry.

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If I was to put any other types of original content on the blog other than the quotes, what would u lot want to see, to try and get me to post on here more often ygm??

Not reblogs bc that’s what Voltrino’s for lol

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@imthedefinitionofrandom u r so fucking VALID

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If I was to put any other types of original content on the blog other than the quotes, what would u lot want to see, to try and get me to post on here more often ygm??

Not reblogs bc that's what Voltrino's for lol