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wolfchildrenn

*makes this noise at you*

#animules

mrsterlingeverything

Sweetie your grandma deactivated last night

spelldealer

cousins and coworkers are addicted to getting pregnant

seven-winged-liar

fuck health issues fr. i should have a little screen that tells me exactly whats wrong and whag to do about it

ducktracy-deactivated20260315

fandomfishbish

i foand my boit suttufuhcut an’ it says oim fouah

pjackk

Ok but why are the suckers and losers trying to kill me today

brucebocchi

c3po

hey don’t check ur mailbox today i put anthrax in it sorry i regret it now i’m learning to not act on my impulses

dissipateuke

retroactivebakeries

going forward, red words are considered odd numbers, unless the words were already even numbers, like five. blue words are scared of odd numbers and so will only appear in the same sentence with them if there are green words there too. green words are considered even and five. if you trap a blue word in a sentence with red words but no green words, death will result, and will be considered odd. odd numbers are divisible by purple words unless they (purple or red) are prime or it is raining. death has resulted. a prime number can eat the corpses of most red words and some others but they will be absolutely poisoned and die if they eat an even number, like five. this is how the stock market works.