Dollay Dollay Oh Oh

[voodoo-punks-not-dead]

Crash

[totally-canon-new-albion]

Lloyd: Revenge is a grand thing.

Jackie, from the audience: Oh no, it isn't!

Lloyd:

Lloyd: Yes, it is.

Jackie: Oh no, it isn't!

Lloyd: Yes. It. Is!

Jackie: Oh no, it isn't!

Lloyd: Yes, it is! It is, yes it is! Of course it is!

Lloyd: (Sigh) This is not a pantomime.

Jackie: Yes, it is!

Lloyd: NO IT ISN'T! Shut up!

[totally-canon-new-albion]

David: I hate it when people say: "Your mental illness is all in your head, you know." Like, yeah. Where else is it supposed to be? My balls?

David: (mockingly) Mental illness is stored in the balls.

[the-l-spacer]

Paul tried to retcon David into the ‘poor little meow meow’ archetype so hard there’s two versions of him now (please come back 420 David I miss you)

[teslacoils-and-hubris]

Idk what mad scientist needs to hear this today but your googles and lab coat are incredibly flattering and all your expirments will blow away the scientific community who called you a fool

[topazastral]

macallisters get therapy challenge

[rslashrats]

*step step step*

ive come to give you Rat Power

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

me? I can have Rat Power?

[rslashrats]

Yes, All May Receive My Wondrous Rat Power

[voodoo-punks-not-dead]

Helen: It's what the writer wrote

Han:

[voodoo-punks-not-dead]

[totally-canon-new-albion]

Fay: I'm not interested in you that way.

Edgar: what way?

Fay: pick one.

[incorrectnewalbionquotes]

Priscilla: Is it okay if I swear?

Jasper: Yes, Priscilla, I will allow you to swear.

Priscilla: F

Jasper: Yes, go on.

Priscilla: I'm nervous.

[incorrectnewalbionquotes]

Rachael: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Lee: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.

Rachael: Not when you're playing with Mascot, it's not. She puts words like "ephemeral". I put "dog".

[incorrectnewalbionquotes]

Raven: Helen, can you please open the door leading out of the collective unconsciousness?

Helen: No I cannot

Helen: *with music playing in the background* What's up I'm Helen I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to flower

[incorrectnewalbionquotes]

Byron: Amelia, I screwed up. Big time.

Amelia: Byron, given your daily life experiences, you’re going to have to be more specific.

[incorrectnewalbionquotes]

Byron: Why are you being so reckless?! Do you want to die?

Jasper: Yeah.

[incorrectnewalbionquotes]

Kate: Look, you’re obviously upset about Fay. So I decided to come over here to help you out.

Edgar: I’m not upset.

Kate: I found you in the park throwing rocks at couples.

Edgar: Why should they be happy?!

[incorrectnewalbionquotes]

Edgar: I have an idea on how to get the money.

Kate: You’d make an okay prostitute.

Edgar: I’d make an amazing prostitute but that wasn’t the idea.