DisasterDani 2: The Sequel

☆♥︎Christian zombie metal lover ♥︎☆ maybe nonbinary??

[trentreznorslefttestical]

GANG I (ALMOST?) GOT HACKED! I WILL BE REPLYING TO THIS POST WITH MY NEW ACCOUNT SO FEEL FREE TO MESSAGE ME THERE AND IF YOU ARE MESSAGED BY THIS ACCOUNT IT IS NOT ME!!!

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

NEW ACC!

[talesfromthecrypts]

Jacob Elordi as Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights (2026)

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

God this movie was so shit

[freakyolivelady]

I guess its time to show you how anime I can get...... 😏 konnichiwa...... 😅 heh...

[wyrmicelli]

me tongue-deep in a sandalwood candle: 🤤

the tjmaxx employee loading a fourth tranquilizer dart into their blowgun: i need backup

[snowown]

[dogpuppy]

[wiimotion]

How it feels to settle into bed and close my eyes and return to the totally made-up scenario I was last engrossed in

[lujjat-albahir]

stoppickingatyourskinstoppickingatyourskinSTOPPICKINGATYOURSKINNNN

[what-even-is-thiss]

Ah, getting childhood trauma even when you have decent parents. Weird ass experience.

[what-even-is-thiss]

Many folks seem to assume by default that parents are bad.

They aren’t, but unfortunately despite their best efforts decent parents can’t always save you and the randomness of the universe might mess with your body and/or mind anyways.

Ah, isn’t life terrifying? Anyways I had a really good coffee today.

[schrodingerkilledmycat]

People will hear that you have childhood trauma and immediately say "I'm going to kill your parents for you" like. what a weird thing to say???

[what-even-is-thiss]

A parent being dead is part of the problem actually in my case lol

[kaihasmoreswagthanyou3]

jerking off is gay because you’re the same gender as yourself

[sawed-on-shotgun]

need a hat that says I WONT SPEAK UNLESS SPOKEN TO AND ITS NOT BECAUSE IM DISINTERESTED AND DONT LIKE YOU I JUST DONT UNDERSTAND SOCIAL INTERACTION AS WELL AS MOST PEOPLE AND ASSUME BY DEFAULT MY PRESENCE IS UNWELCOME AS A PRECAUTIONARY MEASURE SO I KEEP TO MYSELF BUT I DONT MIND IF YOU INITIATE so i can wear it to work

[partywithponies]

My woke take, as someone who has worked in both a public library and a school library, is that we desperately need both more books that are at a higher reading level but a less mature subject matter, and more books that are at a lower reading level but a more mature subject matter, because 8 year olds who are advanced readers are still 8 year olds and don't want to read about graphic violence and torture, and teens and adults who have learning difficulties or who are just later readers for whatever reason are still teens and adults and don't want to read about Billy the Bunny going to school or whatever the hell.

[rxccoonboo2]

[vithcy]

MUTUAL!! THAT IMAGE IS AI GENERATED!! MUTUAL! DON'T REBLOG THAT!! IT'S AI!!MUTUAAAL!!

[assan08]

Please anyone tell me if I accidentally reblog sth ai generated! It's NEVER intentional

[loveridden1999]

[whisperingsoup]

imagine a park bench underneath

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Reading wuthering heights 4 the first time. Why did Heathcliff start violently grieving before lockwood even left the room in that one scene like

"sorry I screamed at 2am that bitch Catherine was haunting me" "uh, how dare you!?" "I can leave if you want" "sounds good, I'll be out in 2 minutes" not even a minute later he's on the bed yelling crying throwing up "COME IN CATHY!!WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEE!?!?!?!?"

Why did he do that. Like I get why but could you have waited 10 seconds for your guest to leave the room first

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Damn no wonder he's mean to the servants these people are racist as hell

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

TINY HEATHCLIFF ISNT ALLOWED TO SPEAK TO CATHY ANYMORE NOOOOOOO THEY WERE SUCH CUTIE PATOOTIES

NOW FOR MY NEXT TRICK I BLOW MY SHIT SMOOVE OFF

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Starting to understand why he's like this also Lil Heathcliff and Lil Catherine are so cute and so bittersweet I know the h o r r o r s are approaching but let me dream😭😭💔💔🙏

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

When shawty is pretty and thinks you're okish because you're rich and proper n stuff but then you see her downright abusing her servant and little brother and as soon as you tell her to stop she screams at you, gets violent and threatens to cry until she throws up because you even hinted at setting a boundary

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

How I feel defending heath and Cathy atp

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same," and "he's more myself than I am" AND AGREEING TO MARRY ANOTHER FOR PERSONAL GAIN AND BEING SELFISH ENOUGH TO SAY THAT IT WOULD DEGRADE YOURSELF TO MARRY THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS YOUR HEART, MIND, AND SOUL COMEPLETELY WITH HIM BEING UNKNOWINGLY IN EARSHOT!??!?!?!?!

Being pressured by the racist, classist society around them to constantly orbit each other due to never quite being "on the same level", thus separating them as soon as their love starts to fully blossom. Constant. Yearning. Never forming a defined romantic relationship while simultaneously agreeing that no one else will ever understand them to the extent that they do each other, to the point where they're souls are no longer just intertwined but one disgusting, obsessive, homogeneous thing of passion that lives on to torture heathcliff into an unforgivable, horribly abusive version of himself, even when Cathy does not!?!?!?!? AND SHE HAUNTS HIM AFTER!?!?!?!??!

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

AND HE RAN AWAY AND CATHY MARRIED THE LINTON FUCKER!?!??!!?

AAUUUGGHHHHHHHHHH

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Bro really showed up to the huzz's house 3 years later, and in regular convo brings up that he came here to get one look of her before he murder-suicides her brother, but that her warm welcome convinced him not to do allat! And we chill now! And her husband is visibly uncomfortable (mostly valid other than the racism part of it, your wife of a year or twos old long lost love is back, *cue a hetero cover of good luck babe* and is just chilling with her and neither are including you in conversation at all and have amazing chemistry as always and even the narrator nelly notices the difference in how big and masculine and hot he is compared to you)

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

No Isabella don't go there you can't fix him!! YOU CANT FIX HIM!!!

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Cathy Linton you are NOT a girls girl idc how evil heathcliff is!!! I get why Isabella is mad @ you now!!

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

"Who taught you how to swear at your dad, hareton?" "Heathcliff." IM CONVINCED EVERY ADULT IN THIS BOOK IS 14 YEARS OLD BECAUSE WHAT😭🙏💔

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Bro is definitely about to marry Isabella out of spite because hes not allowed to kill edgar I'm so scared oml

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

The worst unoficial couple ever and also nelly is there

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Cathy really encouraging heathcliff and edgar to fight even though edgar is in the right for wanting him out of his house we all know heathcliff would win. Like damn bitch thats your husband why are we not taking his side here

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

"I'm going to level your husband, Cathy."

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

"Sorry abusive wife, you can't emotionally cheat on me with your toxic childhood sweetheart in the house anymore." "Damn I guess I'm gonna have to bash my head against the arm of the couch and grind my teeth until my mouth is bleeding because I refuse to choose between you 2🤷‍♀️"

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Oml the oldest person in this love triangle is like 20 years old and theyre all traumatized no wonder they all suck, they're just kids!!

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

"My husband won't let me bring my huzz to the house anymore!!! Surely I'll die!!"

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

I fear she is so me fr

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Reading wuthering heights 4 the first time. Why did Heathcliff start violently grieving before lockwood even left the room in that one scene like

"sorry I screamed at 2am that bitch Catherine was haunting me" "uh, how dare you!?" "I can leave if you want" "sounds good, I'll be out in 2 minutes" not even a minute later he's on the bed yelling crying throwing up "COME IN CATHY!!WHY DID YOU LEAVE MEE!?!?!?!?"

Why did he do that. Like I get why but could you have waited 10 seconds for your guest to leave the room first

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Damn no wonder he's mean to the servants these people are racist as hell

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

TINY HEATHCLIFF ISNT ALLOWED TO SPEAK TO CATHY ANYMORE NOOOOOOO THEY WERE SUCH CUTIE PATOOTIES

NOW FOR MY NEXT TRICK I BLOW MY SHIT SMOOVE OFF

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Starting to understand why he's like this also Lil Heathcliff and Lil Catherine are so cute and so bittersweet I know the h o r r o r s are approaching but let me dream😭😭💔💔🙏

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

When shawty is pretty and thinks you're okish because you're rich and proper n stuff but then you see her downright abusing her servant and little brother and as soon as you tell her to stop she screams at you, gets violent and threatens to cry until she throws up because you even hinted at setting a boundary

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

How I feel defending heath and Cathy atp

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

"Whatever our souls are made of, his and mine are the same," and "he's more myself than I am" AND AGREEING TO MARRY ANOTHER FOR PERSONAL GAIN AND BEING SELFISH ENOUGH TO SAY THAT IT WOULD DEGRADE YOURSELF TO MARRY THE ONE WHO UNDERSTANDS YOUR HEART, MIND, AND SOUL COMEPLETELY WITH HIM BEING UNKNOWINGLY IN EARSHOT!??!?!?!?!

Being pressured by the racist, classist society around them to constantly orbit each other due to never quite being "on the same level", thus separating them as soon as their love starts to fully blossom. Constant. Yearning. Never forming a defined romantic relationship while simultaneously agreeing that no one else will ever understand them to the extent that they do each other, to the point where they're souls are no longer just intertwined but one disgusting, obsessive, homogeneous thing of passion that lives on to torture heathcliff into an unforgivable, horribly abusive version of himself, even when Cathy does not!?!?!?!? AND SHE HAUNTS HIM AFTER!?!?!?!??!

UGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

AND HE RAN AWAY AND CATHY MARRIED THE LINTON FUCKER!?!??!!?

AAUUUGGHHHHHHHHHH

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Bro really showed up to the huzz's house 3 years later, and in regular convo brings up that he came here to get one look of her before he murder-suicides her brother, but that her warm welcome convinced him not to do allat! And we chill now! And her husband is visibly uncomfortable (mostly valid other than the racism part of it, your wife of a year or twos old long lost love is back, *cue a hetero cover of good luck babe* and is just chilling with her and neither are including you in conversation at all and have amazing chemistry as always and even the narrator nelly notices the difference in how big and masculine and hot he is compared to you)

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

No Isabella don't go there you can't fix him!! YOU CANT FIX HIM!!!

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Cathy Linton you are NOT a girls girl idc how evil heathcliff is!!! I get why Isabella is mad @ you now!!

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

"Who taught you how to swear at your dad, hareton?" "Heathcliff." IM CONVINCED EVERY ADULT IN THIS BOOK IS 14 YEARS OLD BECAUSE WHAT😭🙏💔

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Bro is definitely about to marry Isabella out of spite because hes not allowed to kill edgar I'm so scared oml

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

The worst unoficial couple ever and also nelly is there

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Cathy really encouraging heathcliff and edgar to fight even though edgar is in the right for wanting him out of his house we all know heathcliff would win. Like damn bitch thats your husband why are we not taking his side here

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

"I'm going to level your husband, Cathy."

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

"Sorry abusive wife, you can't emotionally cheat on me with your toxic childhood sweetheart in the house anymore." "Damn I guess I'm gonna have to bash my head against the arm of the couch and grind my teeth until my mouth is bleeding because I refuse to choose between you 2🤷‍♀️"

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

Oml the oldest person in this love triangle is like 20 years old and theyre all traumatized no wonder they all suck, they're just kids!!

[trentreznorsthirdtesticle]

"My husband won't let me bring my huzz to the house anymore!!! Surely I'll die!!"

[ginadelic]