stustustutter fics

s. 18+. writing fanfic again for the first time in a decade. (please don't make me put my actual age here i'm so old) stustustutter on ao3.

[stustustutter]

that's when you stu-stu-stutter something profound

me: s, old af (18+), they/them pls

policies: requests open, no tag lists, uses "tw:" for trigger warnings

main current fandoms: bnha, jjk, dandadan, tbhk

ao3: stustustutter (longer, planned works)

tumblr: you are here! (shorter, unplanned works)

married poly bkdk x reader with kids but the kids accidentally get sent back in time to before their parents were together (fluff) (part 1, part 2, part 3)

[and-fishing-equipment]

people will see a fandom thing and be like "why isn't this a fanfic" "why is there no fanfic about this" my brother in christ, because you're not writing it

[effervescent-fool]

ive never been able to take "climb him like a tree" as a sexual innuendo seriously because i picture climbing a tree in my mind and then i picture a tall man in my mind and when i put those two things together im not seeing anything sexual. im seeing like. circus tricks.

[stustustutter]

I mean, it's very much giving circus tricks, but that's what's so great about these phrases: they allow you to express a sexual desire in a vivid but comedically non-sexy and unhinged way.

"I want to bite them and shake them like a chew toy."

"I want to lick him like a lollipop."

[dangerous-crow-boy]

Haven’t posted about plastic in a minute. Rest assured, I am still hard at work eating all plastic on earth

[dangerous-crow-boy]

They could never hurt me in any way that matters. I will not be kept from my calling

[stustustutter]

baby's first tokoyami fanfic research be like

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[fagstaynight]

heartwarming: transfem named mary sue and transmasc named gary stu have had a beautiful nonbinary baby named donut steel

[stustustutter]

married poly bkdk x reader with kids but the kids accidentally get sent back in time to before their parents were together, part 3??? i gotchu. (part 1, part 2)

for a moment, no one moves. your latent mom senses must have been awakened by this whole situation, because you hold a finger up in the bakusquad's direction just as denki opens his mouth.

"don't," you state, and his mouth snaps closed. sero snickers. you elect to ignore him. focus.

"family meeting in the kitchen," is apparently what you go with. "anyone not genetically related to either kid is not invited-" mina pouts. "however, if one of you could let aizawa know-"

"on it!" chirps mina, fingers already on the move.

"and the rest of the class-"

"hell yes," denki interrupts, pulling out his own phone.

"language," you reprimand absently. "oh, and maybe have momo come to the kitchen when she has a moment? we might need some kid things."

"no fair," mina's back to pouting. "i wanna come to the family meeting, too."

to your surprise, inko giggles. "auntie minaaaa, you know you can't come to family meetings." mina clasps a hand over her heart at the nickname, eyes wet, but inko is looking intently at bakugou, who just eyes her, face blank.

eventually, inko lets out a huff. "well, normally dad says-" inko contorts her face into a scowl and deepens her voice, "'i don't remember being related to any raccoons.'"

your eyes widen. you hear snorted laughter from the bakusquad under mina's faux-offended gasp.

midoriya chokes on nothing. "he does?" midoriya asks inko, bewildered, before turning to bakugou. "kacchan, that's so mean!"

bakugou goes to reply, probably to defend a statement that he didn't even say (yet?), but inko cuts him off. "yeah, dad, don't be so mean!" she giggles, like she wasn't the one who actually said it.

"okay, enough," you interrupt, before bakugou has a chance to try to explode inko. you hold out a hand, and inko skips over and slides her hand in yours, still grinning mischievously at bakugou.

you go to send pleading eyes to kiri, who is usually the most helpful in wrangling the bakusquad, only to find he's not looking at you. unsurprisingly, you follow his gaze to bakugou. surprisingly, bakugou is already looking at you, and you find yourself silently begging for backup from bakugou.

a beat passes.

"just go," bakugou sighs. "you can see the brats later."

"but what if they disapp-" mina tries to interrupt.

"then you'll see them in the future; just fucking go," bakugou glares at them.

"language," you add. bakugou turns his glare on you, but doesn't say anything before stalking off through the doorway.

-----

soon, the five of you are in the kitchen. bakugou's arms are crossed as he leans against the counter next to the sink. midoriya, who had carried toshi in on his hip, sits at the kitchen table, toshi in his lap. inko had let go of your hand as soon as the two of you crossed the threshold, skipping over to a kitchen chair and climbing into the seat on her own. everyone's eyes are on you, again. (except for toshi's, who looks like he is starting to nod off in midoriya's arms.)

a moment passes in silence.

"i don't know," you admit, rubbing your face with your hand before grimacing, forgetting you had just gotten back from the gym. "i got here like a minute before you two did," your eyes move between bakugou and midoriya. "i need a shower, or at least some food."

"ooh, can we have onigiri for lunch, dad?" inko asks bakugou, kneeling up on the kitchen chair to better see over the table and looking at him with big green eyes. bakugou's eyes dart over to her, widening a bit for a moment at inko's excited expression, before snapping back to you.

"if you don't mind..." you add sheepishly. "i can start the rice while you shower first-"

"nah, i can shower while the rice is in the rice cooker." bakugou is already pulling the rice from the pantry.

you turn to offer the first shower to midoriya, only to find him already looking at you.

"you go first," he says, smiling. "and take your time; i'm good here," he adds gently, gazing down at toshi and giving him a light squeeze. toshi mumbles something that you don't catch, shifting a bit in midoriya's lap with his eyes closed.

your breath catches in your throat. you quickly avert your eyes to inko, who is watching midoriya and toshi. she looks content, happy even, but you feel the need to check in on her anyway.

"inko?" you ask, and she looks at you and hums. "are you good here? do you need anything before i go..?" you trail off, not sure what you're offering.

"no, i'm good!" she chirps, with a smile. "see you soon, mom!"

you nod, not sure you can speak over the growing lump of some sort of emotion swelling in your throat, before quickly making your retreat. a shower. a shower should help.

[chungledown-bimothy]

I fucking love when people give in-universe reasons for omegaverse shenanigans being a relatively new phenomenon and not just a fact of life. And this is probably my favorite out of all of them. Insane choice, and I want to kiss the author sloppy style about it.

As we all know, the Spanish Flu caused the omegaverse. Iconic.

[seirxi]

fuck I wanna draw a mini comic of uraraka saying bakugou would make a good wife and pissing him off for my episode drawings but the two pages are already full…..sighs

[seirxi]

my vision

[wishecho]

i like when his smile is drawn like this : >

[beybuniki]

😭 how do u win the idgaf war when it comes to shipping

i'm 28

[beybuniki]

[poppy5991]

[stustustutter]

I love when my fave fanfic authors branch out, even if it's to a fandom I'm not a part of. For two reasons.

On one hand, I'm like, yis, convert the unsuspecting new fandom to fans of you and your delicious words.

On the other, more serious hand, I'm just happy to see you're still here, doing your thing, even if your thing is a new thing that is not my thing.

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[anime-as-textposts]

[brothermouse-skeleton]

Loid doesn't think Yor is odd because as far as he knows she supported herself and her brother by doing sex work at a young age of course she knows how to throw a punch and kick a man through a wall. That's why he never clocks her freaky strength or judges what he believes is her past. He knows that it's tough out there and that you gotta do what you gotta do to survive.

Yuri's weird possessive obsession with Yor makes sense when you realize that as far as he knows she supported them both as children by going off with creepy old men and coming home bruised and bloody. He thinks she was forced to become a sex worker because he wasn't strong enough to protect her. That's why he gets so weird whenever he thinks about her and Loid getting intimate and why in the beginning he feels like he needs to control her love life by setting her up with guys (that he's fully vetted and can easily blackmail if needed). To him, Loid is just the latest in a long line of creeps that he can't protect his sister from.

Meanwhile, Yor, bless her dumb jock heart, has no idea that people are making these assumptions about her and genuinely thinks that she is getting good grades in being a normal woman, a goal that is both possible to achieve and normal to want.

[shigarosie]

If you wanna send Izuku into cardiac arrest just tell him "I hope our babies look like you"

Do it early on in your relationship to unlock a special cutscene (the breeding kink he didn't know he had)

[komets-r-3pic]

i like how everyone (ALMOST EVERYONE) agrees that midoriya has some sort of breeding kink

[shigarosie]

If no breeding kink why breeding kink shaped