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[awingedllama]

• terrestrial skinblend: non-default •

this one’s for you anon :)

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a non-default skinblend

forehead skin detail

full body

toddler-elder, both genders

custom thumbnail

one swatch with freckles and one without

let me know if you have any problems

everything belongs to the respective amazing creators

download: [sfs]

credits: base by @luumia, face overlay by @litttlecakes, eyebags by @pyxiidis, lips by @sims3melancholic, nose by @obscurus-sims, lip corners by @pralinesims​, philtrum by @katverse​, freckles by @mousysims​

[auddityy]

[ruinedchildhood]

[thatsbelievable]

[squided]

Well that convinced me I DEFINITELY should

[chongoblog]

The events of Kingdom Hearts III imply that Remy Rataouille didnt control Linguini because he was compatible with him or anything, but rather Remy has the inherent power to completely control people just by pulling on their hair, meaning that if Thanos wasn’t bald, then Remy would be the most powerful creature in the Disney extended universe, in this essay I

[chongoblog]

[chongoblog]

I want to make it entirely clear that this is the worst tag that this post will ever be able to have

[pir-ado]

[tinderventure]

Well i wasnt ready for this chick.

[unbotheredmuse]

[cherrystrawberrie]

Everybody talks about Jenna Marbles but how long are we gonna keep ignoring this god

[prismsgalaxy]

[ellenripleysbelieveitornot]

Shut up. I needed a kitten stealing a pancake on my blog.

[thetrashiestoftrash]

Honestly, if you don’t need a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog, it had better be because you already have a kitten stealing a pancake on your blog.

[daddys-little-pup-deactivated20]

Always reblog pancake kitten thief.

[doop3465-deactivated20171025]

youve herd of mr steal your girl, well heres miss steal your food

[minkler]

((thieve))

[daggerfall]

Back pain? Have you tried:

[daggerfall]

Of all the communities for one of my posts to circulate in, the chronic pain community was not expected but honestly that’s even funnier than this as an elder scrolls shitpost

[eskibendegilim]

[eroscestlavie]

Physically unable to stop thinking about that time in 2010 that Tom Hiddleston thought Chili’s was an authentic Mexican eatery and invited the cast of Thor to go eat there with him. I think about it every day of my life 

[eroscestlavie]

it’s just that there are so many LEVELS to this fuckup. MAYBE if he had never been to america before and thought on the outside  that chili’s was authentic it’d be ok, but he went in. BY HIMSELF. ATE A LONELY MEAL AT CHILI’S. WAS GREETED BY THE WAITSTAFF. OPENED A MENU THAT HAS “CHICKEN CRISPERS” AND “BEER CHEESE WITH PRETZELS” ON IT. ATE SOMETHING FROM THIS MENU. LEFT. WENT TO SET LATER AND TOLD THE ENSEMBLE CAST OF THOR TO MEET HIM AT CHILI’S. DID HE INVITE ANTHONY HOPKINS? DID HE INVITE ANTHONY HOPKINS TO CH

[bears-home]

This idea would not leave my brain

[atvacuum]

is now a bad time to mention that noir’s uncle ben was canonly eaten by a cannibal in the comics

[polyesterdress]

[trainthief]

I actually genuinely love dealing with angry and aggressive customers because it’s SO funny. They always come in with a specific level of energy and they expect whoever they deal with to be scared of them and then when I’m clearly not physically or emotionally intimidated they get SO flustered and start doing the weirdest shit to regain power in the situation. Like there’s absolutely nothing you could do to me in this coffee shop that would ever even make my Top 10 Scariest Interactions With People but by all means, keep faking that phone call to your boss who apparently knows the Starbucks mermaid personally. 

[trainthief]

I also love doing it because I know all my coworkers can get really upset when people treat them like that, which is totally understandable. So instead because they know I don’t mind they’ll just call me in and then gather round to watch like it’s a boxing match

[meladoodle]

im getting a haircut today

[yogurtville-blog]

Which one?

[meladoodle]

strand #1043 its getting longer than the rest