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Croatia. 35 yo, overthinking-coffee addict-dog lover.

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Aristocats play Lizzo. Sound on!

Created by Brenden Cary 

(Thanks to @caliblair for letting me know who made this!)

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This is art.

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Harry Potter and How the Scene Should Have Gone

Umbridge: Mr. Potter, do you expect to be attacked in my class?

Harry: Yes.

Umbridge: What?

Harry: Well, I mean, I’m running four for four.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Quirrel tried to choke me out.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: And Lockhart tried to wipe my memory.

Umbridge: Mr. Potter-

Harry: Of course, Professor Lupin didn’t mean it. He just forgot his potion, but still, totally went werewolf on me.

Umbridge: MR. POTTER-

Harry: And then Moody turned out to be an escaped Death Eater in disguise.

Umbridge: POTTER!

Harry: So, yeah, I figure it’s 100% you’ll attack me in June, 50/50 you’ll try to kill me, with a 25% chance of an Unforgivable curse.

Harry: (Turns to Hermione)

Harry: Did I get the math right?

Hermione: Yes.

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I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: if I had gone through life with the name Hugh Jass, and this was how a ten-year-old reacted to meeting me, I would probably think he was a nice young man, too.

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Dumbledore: The Hogwarts houses? Oh, I respect them all equally! There's Gryffindor, Slytherin, uhh...

*Looks at smudged writing on hand*

Dumbledore: Rasinpaw and...

*Squints hard*

Dumbledore: Jigglypuff

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