I AM KNOWN AS THE BEEF BASTARD!

vorpal he/him i do art infrequently

[vorpalmango]

i forgot i had this app

[babizzxx]

[vorpalmango]

it’s been a while since i’ve posted on here so long story short im a guy now

[vorpalmango]

yet another sexbot follower… i have to beat the maidens off with a stick

[bad-comic-art]

Amazing Spider-Man Annual #23 art by Rob Liefeld (1989)

[vorpalmango]

good loart why is she so Legs

[vorpalmango]

maid cafe this maid cafe that. what we really need is a butler truck stop

[pilgrimattinkercreek1974]

I was born to sit in a cafe doing fuck all

[vorpalmango]

pegoryu save me… save me pegoryu…

[vorpalmango]

yalina dislyte is actually amazing bpd rep but y’all not ready for that conversation

[sustims]

kirby DESTRUCTION

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[vorpalmango]

this is me btw. if you even care

[fefeusson]

hell on markiplier technique

[definedvines]

this came to me in a vision

(textless under the cut)

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: THAT I HATE THE JOKER. BECAUSE I AM BATMAN DMV: FU-FUCK YOU Verdict: DENIED

[vorpalmango]

goro akechi car

[hsuhaohsuhaohsuhao]

A ha, lil poisoned meat never hurt naybody, huuuuh, OOUUUUUAGH

[vorpalmango]

did a redesign of my first gemsona! i originally made her before the pebbles were first introduced, so i thought it would be fun to update her to look more like the ones in canon.

[the-gay-goblin]

Only day you can reblog this

[roseverdict]

this has been scheduled since last month

[libingus-deactivated20240209]

BINGUS