Users: Give us back our friends
Tumblr: (pulls out a comatose suddenly alive pjackk and walks away)
Users: What the fuck? Why him?
(A couple of hours later)
Tumblr: (comes back and shoots the comatose reanimated pjackk dead and again walks away)
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Users: Give us back our friends
Tumblr: (pulls out a comatose suddenly alive pjackk and walks away)
Users: What the fuck? Why him?
(A couple of hours later)
Tumblr: (comes back and shoots the comatose reanimated pjackk dead and again walks away)
enough with the self-infantilizing puppygirl shit on this site it's time to start being reactive dog women with behavioral issues
we're getting an overpopulation problem you can't all be 10 week old dachshunds going wehhh rub my tummy where are the 8 year old undersocialized belgian malinois
*talking loudly to my fat golf friends* now jeez… chevy chase. if he had a pussy i would lay him out like pizza dough
I wish ceramics was a required course for school so we would have more creations like this
This video was generated by Sora, the new model by OpenAI.
Prompt: alcoholic elf, animated by horrible sexperverts
Jesus fucking christ that's terrifying
and the scariest part is that this could happen in real life
Why does it feel like I'm watching Family Guy? At least they hire real animators
it's frighteningly realistic
this is painful to watch. because I like it! I want to tell somebody I like thier art! but that "somebody" is not there!
language learning could assist in this, but yes, it is a difficult feeling
For now im calling the person who made the program/ai the artist. Its an actually impressive ft to engineer something that could spit this out
it actually required an effort equivalent to making an animated film
she doesnt realize she looks like this when shes sleepy
people will describe their incredibly nebulous sexuality to you that they’ve never been able to define and the whole time you’re thinking that sounds like bisexuality brother
One of the most frightening things I've ever heard is when somebody pointed out that the existence of flinching away when you touch something hot implies that at some point there was an evolutionary reason to be afraid of scary fire monsters that attacked people 😨
Remember when matpat transvestigated Pyro from tf2
Today's LGBTQ+ Character of the day is
The Essential Worker (heavily implied)
its the year 2013 and you can 3dprint a dildo that is also a bong and Dennys has a tumblr and most phones have TWO cameras now, one on the front and one on the back and there is a nonzero chance that we will have a reality show set in space within 5 years.
it appears that gentle death still stands sentinel at the end of our lives and casts a shadow back over us as if he were interposed between us and a fantastic radiance but OTOH crowdsourcing has made it incredibly easy to buy a “minimalist wallet” made of aircraft-grade aluminium weave and hey
dennys has a tumblr, so you can keep up with dennys, and new dennys developments, in realtime
Are fedoras really that bad?
YES YES THEY ARE
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo
I mean it’s a goddamn hat.
Right..?
The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-
I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…
Nothing ventured, nothing gained…
WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
wait, does that mean?
oh boy…….
Luckily, this nonsense doesn’t work on girls.
Observe…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.
And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.
I must test it.
Nothing happening so far…
HOLY SHIT IT WORKS
What in the world?
Oh why not? This should be interesting.
Here we go!
Were all mad here in Underland!
What the hell! Never Again!
… Actually …
One more time.
the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf
This is such a beautiful thing
Jesus christ
Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!
yo what the fuck happened to this post
I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.
Newly discovered emotion only elves can feel. “Elfpleasure”, they’re calling it…