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@vortian-alecai
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"Oooh, now how did you get in here? Were you looking for something or someone? Because you’ve come to the right place.”
Alecai grins, leaning back lazily.
"Someone, of course," he replied with a twitch of a horn and a small wink.
★ (*Cough* I'm late, ugh)
|| vortian-alecai
… hmm.
aren’t most of your species supposed to be on vort?
that’s been taken over, right? i mean, that’s what i hear.
"Unfortunately yes… But you should also know a lot of us escaped via hiding in trash. Not that it was good for our ego, but it was a splendid idea at the time that did work."
Alecai paused a moment, tilting his head. “Uh, that’s also why I’m not on Vort. I’d rather stay as far away as possible… Don’t wanna get myself caught again.”
"Just in trash? Really?" A brief, confused perk of his antenna, as if he was straining to hear the other’s words, or was at least trying to confirm that he hadn’t made an auditory mistake in regards to interpreting what the Vortian had said. "Was that all you had to do to get out of that prison planet? That’s… That’s kind of sad."
Zim frowned a little, eyes hidden behind green lenses gazing through the dark atmosphere of his base to watch the newcomer in thought. “Why Earth, though? While it certainly makes sense if you want to avoid the Empire… This place is dirty. It’s covered in disease, you know. I wouldn’t call it a very safe hiding spot. Surely there could be other places.
"I believe I recall seeing some Vortians on Foodcourtia that one time, for example."
It was probably kind of funny that the Irken had difficulty recalling things from faces to names, and yet the memory of seeing a stranger while trapped once again by Sizz-lorr rang rather clear for him.
"Yes yes, it is rather sad... And I prefer not to linger on the topic. Anyway, my main thought was to get as far away as possible. Earth may be dirty, but I am capable of keeping good or even better hygiene so I have little concerns. It's better to come to a planet not so far in the Empire's radar than to wander around trying to find a place cleaner," he explained, then shrugged.
"I tend to... Avoid my own species, too. I avoid a lot. I prefer to work alone, although I have found this species interesting... If not weak."
"It is amusing… But I could go without a good number of their stereotypes. You know it’s those stereotypes that makes it impossible for us to go out in public without ridiculous, ugly human disguises… I suppose that does sound a little interesting though, whatever or whoever Satan is."
"It all depends on where you live. I hardly ever wear a disguise. You have to locate those special places on the world that are so messed up, they either won’t notice or won’t care you’re an alien. And Satan is one of earths biggest celebrities. If you’re lucky, you might be mistake for them. That’s always fun." Tenn didn’t bother pointing out the horns and legs that would probably get Alecai in trouble. Not for being outed as an alien, but mistaken as a demon. "I would highly recommend you research the christian religion. Know your enemy and all that jazz."
"Interesting... It would be even more interesting to be mistaken for this "Satan"," he commented, a mischevious grin spreading across his face. His horns twitched a bit as he shifted, "Hmm, they have religion here? Even more interesting.... I'll surely get on that, then. I do need to know every scrap of information on this planet if I'm going to stay here."
"Because humans wrote the script, and they have disgusting expectations for aliens?"
"They all think we’re gonna anal probe them, or eat them or some shit like that. It’s… Gross."
"I kinda like the way humans portray aliens. Its hilarious! And the first season was pretty good. They mostly just played with ghost.. but this second season… what the fuck were the writes thinking?! But whether its good or bad, I’m still grossly fascinated. I really want to see how Satan, or whatever demon has possessed the woman, reacts when they when they find out about the fucking aliens.”
"It is amusing... But I could go without a good number of their stereotypes. You know it's those stereotypes that makes it impossible for us to go out in public without ridiculous, ugly human disguises... I suppose that does sound a little interesting though, whatever or whoever Satan is."
*Still watching a marathon of the second season of American Horror story*
"The aliens in this confuse me. Why would they use their bare fingers to do an anal prob? And why did they scoop the woman’s girl parts out? What would they need those for? And Satan is hanging out, aware of everything except the aliens. Come on Satan, open your eyes!"
"Because humans wrote the script, and they have disgusting expectations for aliens?"
"They all think we're gonna anal probe them, or eat them or some shit like that. It's... Gross."
Vortian Alecai was spotted by the twins!
"Unless someone is looking for a weapon builder, it looks like I’m stumped. However, I do stick to Earth most of the time, and animals are easy to hunt there, so I just eat that… I’m fine with survival, and can purify my own water if need be," he replied, and turned his head to look to the side. "I think I’ll be fine."
"Good plan. Most Irkens don’t dare go to earth because of the water content and that defect living there. You should be safe there… for now." Viska raises an antenna. "And you’d be surprised. A lot of people would pay good money for weapons, and many of them are people like me and my kribliss here. Mercs, Bounty Hunters, and Assassins all have a great need for new weapons… we tend to break ours a lot… heh heh!" She rubs the back of her neck and smiles in embarrassment at that fact.
"Yet I find it disheartening to think that the ones I provide weapons for may target me in the future," Alecai retorted, frowning a bit while he crossed his arms. "I wish not to take that risk, so I’ll stick with my own plans. As for water, it has no affect on me. The most I must watch for is milk, and the only time I’d come across that is with human made food. So I will avoid it."
They put their hands up. “Fair enough. We understand that fear.”
He nodded.
"Yes, of course. I’d rather have an advantage over my opponents." He sneered at them,
They both raise a brow and an antenna, squinting an eye at each other and grinning. They slowly turn back to Alecai. “Yes… we both know that very well. Always better to have an advantage…” they smirk.
Alecai nodded, leaning back a bit.
"Always."
Despite his appearance, his guard was still up around the two. Who knows? Maybe they’d try to kill him.
Does he seem a bit… tense to you, Ves?
Just a bit, Vis. But we are killers and Irkens, so it’s understandable.
True. But he keeps looking at us… funny. Does he really think he is our equal? That he can take us in a fight? That we would jump him in the first place?!
You may be surprised, love. Don’t judge. And of course we won’t jump him! We would get nothing out of it, we aren’t being paid to.
This entire conversation happened in a matter of seconds cast by a glance between them. “Care to join us for a spot of tea?”
"Tea?" he asked, confused. "I didn’t know irkens drank tea… You learn things everyday."
He paused, then shrugged.
"Why the hell not? Sure."
"Yeah, well… we can only have a special type of tea, but we know a great place nearby that has great reviews and a large selection from all over!" Veska explains.
Viska waved her hand for him to follow. “Come on! We’ll pay!” She smiles.
Alecai nods and follows.
As long as they don’t make it, I’m more confident in not being poisoned.
After about a five minute walk, a large tea house came into view. The twins bicker amongst themselves while looking over a tea list once they’re seated.
Alecai sat across from the pair, folding his hands on the table. He waited for a waiter/waitress to step over and take their order. He did hope they had human teas here. His favourite came from Earth.
Once they decided on what they wanted, they folded the menu and offered it to Alecai. “Do you wanna look over it to see what this place has?”
"No, I'm okay. If I can't get what I want, then I'll just get whatever you guys get," he said, shrugging and waving a hand dismissively.
Vortian Alecai was spotted by the twins!
"Unless someone is looking for a weapon builder, it looks like I’m stumped. However, I do stick to Earth most of the time, and animals are easy to hunt there, so I just eat that… I’m fine with survival, and can purify my own water if need be," he replied, and turned his head to look to the side. "I think I’ll be fine."
"Good plan. Most Irkens don’t dare go to earth because of the water content and that defect living there. You should be safe there… for now." Viska raises an antenna. "And you’d be surprised. A lot of people would pay good money for weapons, and many of them are people like me and my kribliss here. Mercs, Bounty Hunters, and Assassins all have a great need for new weapons… we tend to break ours a lot… heh heh!" She rubs the back of her neck and smiles in embarrassment at that fact.
"Yet I find it disheartening to think that the ones I provide weapons for may target me in the future," Alecai retorted, frowning a bit while he crossed his arms. "I wish not to take that risk, so I’ll stick with my own plans. As for water, it has no affect on me. The most I must watch for is milk, and the only time I’d come across that is with human made food. So I will avoid it."
They put their hands up. “Fair enough. We understand that fear.”
He nodded.
"Yes, of course. I’d rather have an advantage over my opponents." He sneered at them,
They both raise a brow and an antenna, squinting an eye at each other and grinning. They slowly turn back to Alecai. “Yes… we both know that very well. Always better to have an advantage…” they smirk.
Alecai nodded, leaning back a bit.
"Always."
Despite his appearance, his guard was still up around the two. Who knows? Maybe they’d try to kill him.
Does he seem a bit… tense to you, Ves?
Just a bit, Vis. But we are killers and Irkens, so it’s understandable.
True. But he keeps looking at us… funny. Does he really think he is our equal? That he can take us in a fight? That we would jump him in the first place?!
You may be surprised, love. Don’t judge. And of course we won’t jump him! We would get nothing out of it, we aren’t being paid to.
This entire conversation happened in a matter of seconds cast by a glance between them. “Care to join us for a spot of tea?”
"Tea?" he asked, confused. "I didn’t know irkens drank tea… You learn things everyday."
He paused, then shrugged.
"Why the hell not? Sure."
"Yeah, well… we can only have a special type of tea, but we know a great place nearby that has great reviews and a large selection from all over!" Veska explains.
Viska waved her hand for him to follow. “Come on! We’ll pay!” She smiles.
Alecai nods and follows.
As long as they don’t make it, I’m more confident in not being poisoned.
After about a five minute walk, a large tea house came into view. The twins bicker amongst themselves while looking over a tea list once they’re seated.
Alecai sat across from the pair, folding his hands on the table. He waited for a waiter/waitress to step over and take their order. He did hope they had human teas here. His favourite came from Earth.
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when you wanna rp with specific people but you’re too nervous and worried that you’ll embarrass yourself in front of them
Vortian Alecai was spotted by the twins!
"Unless someone is looking for a weapon builder, it looks like I’m stumped. However, I do stick to Earth most of the time, and animals are easy to hunt there, so I just eat that… I’m fine with survival, and can purify my own water if need be," he replied, and turned his head to look to the side. "I think I’ll be fine."
"Good plan. Most Irkens don’t dare go to earth because of the water content and that defect living there. You should be safe there… for now." Viska raises an antenna. "And you’d be surprised. A lot of people would pay good money for weapons, and many of them are people like me and my kribliss here. Mercs, Bounty Hunters, and Assassins all have a great need for new weapons… we tend to break ours a lot… heh heh!" She rubs the back of her neck and smiles in embarrassment at that fact.
"Yet I find it disheartening to think that the ones I provide weapons for may target me in the future," Alecai retorted, frowning a bit while he crossed his arms. "I wish not to take that risk, so I’ll stick with my own plans. As for water, it has no affect on me. The most I must watch for is milk, and the only time I’d come across that is with human made food. So I will avoid it."
They put their hands up. “Fair enough. We understand that fear.”
He nodded.
"Yes, of course. I’d rather have an advantage over my opponents." He sneered at them,
They both raise a brow and an antenna, squinting an eye at each other and grinning. They slowly turn back to Alecai. “Yes… we both know that very well. Always better to have an advantage…” they smirk.
Alecai nodded, leaning back a bit.
"Always."
Despite his appearance, his guard was still up around the two. Who knows? Maybe they’d try to kill him.
Does he seem a bit… tense to you, Ves?
Just a bit, Vis. But we are killers and Irkens, so it’s understandable.
True. But he keeps looking at us… funny. Does he really think he is our equal? That he can take us in a fight? That we would jump him in the first place?!
You may be surprised, love. Don’t judge. And of course we won’t jump him! We would get nothing out of it, we aren’t being paid to.
This entire conversation happened in a matter of seconds cast by a glance between them. “Care to join us for a spot of tea?”
"Tea?" he asked, confused. "I didn’t know irkens drank tea… You learn things everyday."
He paused, then shrugged.
"Why the hell not? Sure."
"Yeah, well… we can only have a special type of tea, but we know a great place nearby that has great reviews and a large selection from all over!" Veska explains.
Viska waved her hand for him to follow. “Come on! We’ll pay!” She smiles.
Alecai nods and follows.
As long as they don't make it, I'm more confident in not being poisoned.
Vortian Alecai was spotted by the twins!
"Unless someone is looking for a weapon builder, it looks like I’m stumped. However, I do stick to Earth most of the time, and animals are easy to hunt there, so I just eat that… I’m fine with survival, and can purify my own water if need be," he replied, and turned his head to look to the side. "I think I’ll be fine."
"Good plan. Most Irkens don’t dare go to earth because of the water content and that defect living there. You should be safe there… for now." Viska raises an antenna. "And you’d be surprised. A lot of people would pay good money for weapons, and many of them are people like me and my kribliss here. Mercs, Bounty Hunters, and Assassins all have a great need for new weapons… we tend to break ours a lot… heh heh!" She rubs the back of her neck and smiles in embarrassment at that fact.
"Yet I find it disheartening to think that the ones I provide weapons for may target me in the future," Alecai retorted, frowning a bit while he crossed his arms. "I wish not to take that risk, so I’ll stick with my own plans. As for water, it has no affect on me. The most I must watch for is milk, and the only time I’d come across that is with human made food. So I will avoid it."
They put their hands up. “Fair enough. We understand that fear.”
He nodded.
"Yes, of course. I’d rather have an advantage over my opponents." He sneered at them,
They both raise a brow and an antenna, squinting an eye at each other and grinning. They slowly turn back to Alecai. “Yes… we both know that very well. Always better to have an advantage…” they smirk.
Alecai nodded, leaning back a bit.
"Always."
Despite his appearance, his guard was still up around the two. Who knows? Maybe they’d try to kill him.
Does he seem a bit… tense to you, Ves?
Just a bit, Vis. But we are killers and Irkens, so it’s understandable.
True. But he keeps looking at us… funny. Does he really think he is our equal? That he can take us in a fight? That we would jump him in the first place?!
You may be surprised, love. Don’t judge. And of course we won’t jump him! We would get nothing out of it, we aren’t being paid to.
This entire conversation happened in a matter of seconds cast by a glance between them. “Care to join us for a spot of tea?”
"Tea?" he asked, confused. "I didn't know irkens drank tea... You learn things everyday."
He paused, then shrugged.
"Why the hell not? Sure."
Reblog if you daydream a lot.
This includes letting your ideas, stories and head-canons marinate in your head on a daily basis to the point of not writing any of it down because you’re either afraid of how it will turn out or too fucking lazy to write that shit down.
"Such a simple gift… But still effect. Have fun exploding."
~ Alecai
Dib blinked, watching as it counted down. “Wha?…Why’s it beeping? What is it?…” He was blown back into the couch when it exploded. He laid there, his fur burnt and charred.
The Vortian stepped into the room, a smirk on his face.
"Oh how sad, the device wasn’t as effective as I’d thought. Next time I’ll use my chemical bombs… But this was just a quickie. I’ll finish you off later."
He coughed, peeling himself off the couch. “Wha…What was that?….What…are you?”
"Really? You don’t recognize a classic? You are full of disappointments, unicorn… It’s a time bomb, dumbass. It was meant to blow you to pieces, but apparently it failed," Alecai replied, then laughed harshly.
"Name’s Alecai. I’m a Vortian. Neat eh?"
He frowned. “No, I don’t know what a time…bomb is…I don’t know what a regular bomb is…if that even is a thing…But…why do you want to kill me? I didn’t do anything to you.”
"Because you're weak and perfect for testing weapons on," he answered, putting his hands on his hips now. "I'll probably be back to test more on you."
feeling like ur annoying someone u really want to talk to
Vortian Alecai was spotted by the twins!
"Unless someone is looking for a weapon builder, it looks like I’m stumped. However, I do stick to Earth most of the time, and animals are easy to hunt there, so I just eat that… I’m fine with survival, and can purify my own water if need be," he replied, and turned his head to look to the side. "I think I’ll be fine."
"Good plan. Most Irkens don’t dare go to earth because of the water content and that defect living there. You should be safe there… for now." Viska raises an antenna. "And you’d be surprised. A lot of people would pay good money for weapons, and many of them are people like me and my kribliss here. Mercs, Bounty Hunters, and Assassins all have a great need for new weapons… we tend to break ours a lot… heh heh!" She rubs the back of her neck and smiles in embarrassment at that fact.
"Yet I find it disheartening to think that the ones I provide weapons for may target me in the future," Alecai retorted, frowning a bit while he crossed his arms. "I wish not to take that risk, so I’ll stick with my own plans. As for water, it has no affect on me. The most I must watch for is milk, and the only time I’d come across that is with human made food. So I will avoid it."
They put their hands up. “Fair enough. We understand that fear.”
He nodded.
"Yes, of course. I’d rather have an advantage over my opponents." He sneered at them,
They both raise a brow and an antenna, squinting an eye at each other and grinning. They slowly turn back to Alecai. “Yes… we both know that very well. Always better to have an advantage…” they smirk.
Alecai nodded, leaning back a bit.
"Always."
Despite his appearance, his guard was still up around the two. Who knows? Maybe they'd try to kill him.
"Such a simple gift… But still effect. Have fun exploding."
~ Alecai
Dib blinked, watching as it counted down. “Wha?…Why’s it beeping? What is it?…” He was blown back into the couch when it exploded. He laid there, his fur burnt and charred.
The Vortian stepped into the room, a smirk on his face.
"Oh how sad, the device wasn’t as effective as I’d thought. Next time I’ll use my chemical bombs… But this was just a quickie. I’ll finish you off later."
He coughed, peeling himself off the couch. “Wha…What was that?….What…are you?”
"Really? You don't recognize a classic? You are full of disappointments, unicorn... It's a time bomb, dumbass. It was meant to blow you to pieces, but apparently it failed," Alecai replied, then laughed harshly.
"Name's Alecai. I'm a Vortian. Neat eh?"
