Vote For Dewey

Greetings citizen. Sit. Take a button. I'm sure you have many questions that I as a public official would be happy to speak to anyone visiting our fair city. (RP blog for Mayor Bill Dewey from Steven Universe. Crossover Happy. )) 

[rubyshotbuns]

She just continued to stare at him silently. A silent ‘get on with it’ was the feeling she was giving off.

[vote4billdewey]

“Okay getting to the point… I respect you all and what you do, but you need to stop leaving right after. You get rid of what’s left of the monster instantly. You have zero excuse to not take accountability for your actions and it costs the city money that could be better spent elsewhere. “

[rubyshotbuns]

Garnet crossed her arms, already stopped caring. “What do you want us to do exactly?“

[vote4billdewey]

He could tell she didn’t “Clean up afterwords. I don’t know if you can pay for the damage and I don’t care what you do to stop the monsters, but just because thepeople of beach city are fine with living in a town attached by monsters every other day, dosen’t mean they should have their livleyhoods wrecked. HOw would you feel if one of our citizens wrecked one of your gem.. thingamabobs or whatever?”

[vote4billdewey]

“So... You‘re the mayor. I figured you‘d be taller.“

“And I would. “

[vote4billdewey]

“Oh so theirs another.. one of you”

[cxbiczirconia-deactivated202010]

“You got something against gems?”

[vote4billdewey]

“No, i’m just suprised”

[rubyshotbuns]

vote4billdewey

“What do you want now?” She asked bluntly, staring down at the politician. Her voice lacked annoyance for now.

[vote4billdewey]

“I’d like to talk to you personally on a few matters…” THe mayor decided to attempt to get the gems to listen to him

[rubyshotbuns]

She just continued to stare at him silently. A silent ‘get on with it’ was the feeling she was giving off.

[vote4billdewey]

“Okay getting to the point... I respect you all and what you do, but you need to stop leaving right after. You get rid of what’s left of the monster instantly. You have zero excuse to not take accountability for your actions and it costs the city money that could be better spent elsewhere. “

[rubyshotbuns]

vote4billdewey

“What do you want now?” She asked bluntly, staring down at the politician. Her voice lacked annoyance for now.

[vote4billdewey]

“I’d like to talk to you personally on a few matters...” THe mayor decided to attempt to get the gems to listen to him

[vote4billdewey]

“So... You‘re the mayor. I figured you‘d be taller.“

“And I would. “

[cxbiczirconia-deactivated202010]

“Well, it’s nice to meet a human in a position of power. I’m Cubic Zirconia.”

[vote4billdewey]

“Oh so theirs another.. one of you”

[letmebeadj-archive]

"I toldyou never to bring up that incident... which may or may not be due to color blindess I may or may not need for a cou de gra. "((congradulations you woke my muse up.. figuratlvey and literally))

“Hey man I never sighed anything saying I wouldn’t bring it up! Besides Buck’s told that story enough times I’m surprised Pearl hasn’t heard it yet.”

[vote4billdewey]

“I come from a long line of politicians. I’ts in my nature to campaign. Plus these are young people, they’ll vote for youth. And we’re the only FAMILY. Plenty of people have ran against… I nearly lost one year to a crude paper mache chicken before young universe claimed it. “

[letmebeadj-archive]

“How do you almost lose to a paper mache chicken?”

[vote4billdewey]

“I was grappling with alchholism at the time. Anyone could’ve won. “

[vote4billdewey]

“So... You‘re the mayor. I figured you‘d be taller.“

“And I would. “

[letmebeadj-archive]

"I toldyou never to bring up that incident... which may or may not be due to color blindess I may or may not need for a cou de gra. "((congradulations you woke my muse up.. figuratlvey and literally))

“Hey man I never sighed anything saying I wouldn’t bring it up! Besides Buck’s told that story enough times I’m surprised Pearl hasn’t heard it yet.”

[vote4billdewey]

“Really? That’s another campaign snafu waiting to happen. And that ain’t good kid. The graduating class is the one that can vote.

[letmebeadj-archive]

“Dude you’re family is the only family that’s ran for mayor’s office for years, no one’s competing against you. So it’s not like they really have anyone else to vote for.”

[vote4billdewey]

“I come from a long line of politicians. I’ts in my nature to campaign. Plus these are young people, they’ll vote for youth. And we’re the only FAMILY. Plenty of people have ran against... I nearly lost one year to a crude paper mache chicken before young universe claimed it. “

[letmebeadj-archive]

"I toldyou never to bring up that incident... which may or may not be due to color blindess I may or may not need for a cou de gra. "((congradulations you woke my muse up.. figuratlvey and literally))

“Hey man I never sighed anything saying I wouldn’t bring it up! Besides Buck’s told that story enough times I’m surprised Pearl hasn’t heard it yet.”

[vote4billdewey]

“…. dammit. You win this round pale ki.. what was that? I didn’t know buck had any friends besides you and his girlfriend.. at least i’m assuming. But now I have to do damage control” he sighed “Hopefully she hasn’t been in town lately. She only ever comes in to get food for the boy and fight monsters. “

[letmebeadj-archive]

“Dude Buck’s got tons of friends. He just hangs with Jenny and I the most and Jenny’s not his girlfriend.” he grinned next and put his hands behind his head “Aw don’t worry man, just about 90% of the graduating class at the high school knows the story by now.”

[vote4billdewey]

“Really? That’s another campaign snafu waiting to happen. And that ain’t good kid. The graduating class is the one that can vote.

[vote4billdewey]

cooldadwithavan started following you

“Greetings universe. The usual with a wax. I’m having a photo-op today

[vote4billdewey]

askamythest

“Greetings.. purple one. Try not to destroy anything. “

[vote4billdewey]

darkgemstone

“Good day young man!”

[vote4billdewey]

sourcreamsbrother

The mayor lept “... your father should really put a bell on you. “ Onion freaked bill out big time.

[letmebeadj-archive]

"I toldyou never to bring up that incident... which may or may not be due to color blindess I may or may not need for a cou de gra. "((congradulations you woke my muse up.. figuratlvey and literally))

“Hey man I never sighed anything saying I wouldn’t bring it up! Besides Buck’s told that story enough times I’m surprised Pearl hasn’t heard it yet.”

[vote4billdewey]

“.... dammit. You win this round pale ki.. what was that? I didn’t know buck had any friends besides you and his girlfriend.. at least i’m assuming. But now I have to do damage control” he sighed “Hopefully she hasn’t been in town lately. She only ever comes in to get food for the boy and fight monsters. “

[vote4billdewey]

Mayor Dewey will you run for president???

“Nope. I have enough stress as is. Plus I couldn’t leave beach city” Translation: the mayor may want to go for govenor or something some day, but this job’s stressful enough as is. President would be worse.

[vote4billdewey]

---♔ Nuummite stared up at the man with a lolipop in her mouth. " Funny looking human... "

“the.. oh I get it this is some sort of game”

[vote4billdewey]

ragegemjasper

“.. the ultimate warrior? But your dead. I attended your funeral. “

[rage-gem-jasper-deactivated2015]

“Funeral? What is that? A human thing? Because it sounds stupid! And how dare you, a human, talk to me?!” Jasper looked down upon the short man with a glare.

[vote4billdewey]

Okay this clearly wasn’t the ulitmate warrior. This, what now appeared to be a lady, was far more icomprehninsable. “... well it is my town young lady. But my mistkae, I mistook you for an old friend of mine. Now what can I do fo ryou.. ci..citizen”