Constantly Striving for Matoority

main exports: confusion and dismay

[wingeating]

there are three types of pigeon breeds: "just your average french fry thief," "a little weird but nothing to write home about," and "what the fuck"

[wingeating]

all images from the american pigeon museum's breed gallery

normal dude. just loitering around the city. kinda funky, interesting colorway, but feral pigeons have plenty of variety. not really of any particular note, all things considered

[wingeating]

u know, that one’s a bit of an oddity right there. in the realm of weird, yeah, but i can still connect point A to point Z

[wingeating]

what the fuck. no, seriously, what the fuck is this. how did you get to this morphology via selective breeding. what led you to choose to continue this at each and every step. what.

[wingeating]

bonus: why they ourple

[bartagnanz-deactivated20231202]

booty shorts that say "This world is a graveyard of stories. Hosts and humans were given the gift of intelligent life... and we used it to usher in our own annihilation. A few may escape death for a few months, maybe even years. But ultimately, their kind will go extinct. They will only live as long as the last creature who remembers them. And that creature is me. Sentient life on Earth has ended, but some part of it might still be preserved. In another world. My world. There's time for one last game. A dangerous game with the highest of stakes. Survival or extinction. This game ends where it began - in a world like a maze that tests who we are; that reveals what we are to become. One last loop around the bend. Maybe this time we'll set ourselves free." on the ass.

[therewillbekpop]

[jonismitchell-deactivated202410]

i was so right for this

[contexfiles]

[5bi5]

Smh they told us Mulder and Scully were bi right in the intro and we didn't even realize

[araslanart]

Scully, human bones, and a big-ass bucket of fried chicken.

[incorrectvillanevequotes]

[mini-oddity]

Killing Eve / VillanEve

Villanelle: I listen to no one!

Eve: *tells her to do something*

Villanelle: I listen to one person!

[theshitneyspears]

cast noah centineo as ash ketchum you cowards

[packapunchpatrickpaxton]

[fivestarqueer]

Ash is literally 10 years old and fucking Japanese. He should be played by Scarlett Johansson and nobody else

[mod-kitkat]

This post came into my home and shot me on sight

[wayneradiotv]

guillermo del toro’s little brother

[newtgeiszler]

every time i see this post i forget the punchline. and it’s always so fucking good

[paxamericana]

[scenereport]

I know a lot of landlords are jerks but my favorite landlord ever was an older eccentric gay man and whenever something went wrong in my apartment he would always say “I’ll send one of the boys over.” And then some absolutely shredded young man would show up in white jeans, exceptionally polite, and fix it the same day.

[yo-fuckers]

you had the only valid landlord ever

[thatswutttheycallmeee]

[gonnabegonnabegolden]

[knifefightscene]

kill bill 3 but directed by lucy liu and is called kill quentin tarantino

[dudeinthestacks]

Just two girls buried in a grave six feet apart

[scienceshenanigans]

Just two doctor gals bein’ doctor pals

[awed-frog]

When STEM people have fun.