Here For The Subtext

Current Mood: Down the Witches’ Road

[skittlebits]

Kathryn Hahn in every role.

[redandivy]

kathryn hahn has the energy of someone who could be your wine aunt your therapist AND the father of your children all at once and honestly that range needs to be studied

[smodernlife]

Yes the AO3 omega April fools joke was exceptionally funny but actually seeing AO3 on April 2nd without a beta status is sending me.

What do you mean it’s not in beta anymore? Isn’t that it’s thing? Just to exist in a perpetual state of almost ready. Do I too need to grow and change and become an actualized product? I am not ready.

[forgetful-nerd]

Spelling mistakes? I guarantee neither of us saw those at 3:00 AM Monday Morning.

[lullabyscure]

[writingdose]

[ampervadasz]

[masterkfox]

my two brain cells

[vigilantsycamore]

This is what executive dysfunction looks like

[a-book-of-creatures]

Inside you there are two hamsters…

[sapphicmeltdown]

I miss them

[shillanov]

with ao3 down i hope this reminds us of what a fanfic-less existence looks like. don’t take it for granted! because it sucks not to have it.

fanfic would not exist without the hours of free labour from fanfic writers and volunteer staff. donate to otw if you have the means. taking a second to give kudos is nothing compared to months of work for writers. a comment will probably make their whole day! sharing and reblogging spreads their work. it’s so discouraging when you give your heart to something, only to receive nothing in return.

support fandom creators and staff. they are the heartbeat of everything we enjoy.

[outromoonyy]

Me reading fluff: Haha cute.

Me reading angst: Pain is good.

Me reading smut: I'm going to hell.

Me reading all three at the same time: This is what God meant when he said “let there be light.”

[outromoonyy]

"How do people who don't drink or smoke get through a shit day" babe have you heard of ao3

[eloiscbridgerton]

it's only three words but meryl ate this renée zellweger impression 😭

[tickfleato]

tubi is an incredible streaming platform you'll go on there and they have like, classic who, and blue velvet, and a fuck ton of silent films, and columbo, and the donnie darko directors cut. And then they also have ants on a plane. Folks they have the hit movie ants on a plane

[tickfleato]

they have nightbreed. They also have airplane vs volcano, a movie im quite sure just spawned into existence when someone typed the right search criteria into tubi

[tickfleato]

they have 5 different versions of carnival of souls, for some reason

[tickfleato]

You guys just find movies huh

[ddagent]

Were you playing hide-and-seek in George's closet? No. You need friends for that.

Young Mabel, Oliver, and Charles in Only Murders in the Building

[adivinationwitch]

Half an hour to live and everyone's arguing.

[donjuaninhell]

I swear, some of you people somehow manage to possess all of the three most unfortunate character traits someone can have: a) kinda stupid, b) obnoxiously contrarian, c) deeply annoying.

[tockthewatchdog]

stuff you say when you don’t give a fuck about women quite frankly

[cardassiangoodreads]

Hence the not-uncommon adage that the washing machine did even more for women's liberation than the birth control pill

[thetitancurse]

i need the machines to start doing my house work again, not my art

[dankmemeuniversity]