Welcome, residents of Hell, to the one and only* blog of Vox - the supreme Overlord of the screens!Ā
*āOnlyā inā¦ the most literal sense. My associates managed to lock me out of all of my other forms of social media because Iād āruin the companyās image againā. I still have no idea how they did that. I mean - I CREATED the electronic empire those platforms are built on! How the fuck did they just- lock me out??? But whatever. Thatās not important right now.
Consider this blogā¦ a chance to reconnect with you all. To restore the bonds that were severed whenā¦ that whole thing happened. Iām sure youāve all missed me. But never fear - the peopleās voice has returned!
And I understand I might haveā¦ gone a little overboard last time you all saw me. But Iām over that! And you should be, too. Because I swear on my right hand that it wonāt happen again. Trust me.
(OOC: hello! mod here - welcome to the newly revamped askblog! previously known as vox-tek-hellsite, i rebranded a bit after watching season 2 :D
this blog WILL contain spoilers for season 2, up to the finale. i will tag posts with spoilers with #hazbin hotel spoilers and #hazbin hotel season 2 spoilers - but i personally recommend not viewing this blog at all until after youāve seen season 2 ^^
this blog is pretty casual - i donāt intend on following any big storylines or plot points other than those fun little posts following season 2 (and eventually, whatever plot the following seasons throw at us). itās basically just me going āhey what if Vox had access to Tumblr after the season 2 finaleā lol
there ARE some rules to follow, though!
NO straight-up NSFW asks. i know this is Hazbin Hotel, and some slightly-suggestive jokes are fine - but donāt go overboard. mod is not comfy with that kind of stuff.
No in-character/direct roleplay/magic anon asks please. while i have nothing against roleplaying, i want this blog to seem like Vox somehow got access to a Tumblr account - so this means no gifting/physical interaction roleplaying, please! ^^;
Donāt take what Vox says personally. Vox is known to be a jerk - heās gonna say unwarranted, rude things sometimes. this does NOT mean i agree with what he says or condone his actions.
Genuine hate will not be tolerated. people are free to have their own opinions - but if you send me hate/death threats over liking a show, i will ignore you. itās not that difficult to block me and move on.
Be respectful to the mod. you can bully Vox - he totally deserves it, letās be real - but please respect the very much real person behind the blog, thank you ^^;
NO GENERATIVE AI. i do not support generative AI in the slightest - all art you might see here is either canon material (which might be edited, like the image above) or pieces i have drawn myself.
For reference- Voxās text will be blue like this, while the modās text will be black/default with parenthesis (like this.)
#vox answers - in-character answers to asks
#mod answers - out-of-character answers to asks
#ooc post - mod answering a question/making a post COMPLETELY out-of character
do you make backups of yourself? just all your memory on a harddrive somewhere that gets appended every month or so. I know demons regenerate, but have you consider: angelic steel can be bought + carmine does not like you.
Sorry, canāt answer that one. It wouldnāt exactly be wise of me to reveal such an important piece of information like that, would it? Thereās plenty of demons out there that would probably LOVE to know if thereās an easy way to be rid of me, yāknow - so I canāt just go telling people that willy-nilly.
But, since youāre SO curious, Iāll say thisā¦
I want Valentino to be eaten alive by flesh eating bacteria. Youāre cool though.
ā¦ā¦.Thank you? I think???
I mean. Iād personally rather he NOT get eaten alive, because a large portion of my company would most certainly crash and burn - but everyoneās entitled to their own opinions, I suppose.
And this, folks, is the perfect example of what we call a SCAM. Iāve heard stuff like this PLENTY of times before - some rando claiming to be related to me just so they can try and scam me out of my well-earned cash.
But with VoxTekās premium V-Mail Scanner subscription, you donāt have to worry about ANY sort of scams. The scanner goes through your inbox and automatically deletes any fishy emails you may receive, clearing up your V-Mails AND your conscience. Only $59.99 a month, with a free 1-hour trial!
And to this dear asker who thinks theyāre just SO cleverā¦ nice try.
Had to look this up. I'm banning the internet. Fuck you all. The fact that you sickos would even THINK I'd be in love with that pathetic deer is insane.
hey vox! Whatās your favourite Godzilla monster/Toho kaiju?
(Also yes there are shark monsters I checked )
ALSO FUN FACT there is a 300 million year old shark species named the Godzilla shark!
Gonna have to go with Mechagodzilla. I canāt say I know too much about the franchise, but I always thought the ābiological vs. mechanicalā trope was cool.
And yeah, the Dracopristis! Iāve heard about those - always wanted to see a fossil of one for myself.
Mr Vox! First off, I just wanna say that it is good to see you back on you're metaphorical feet! (Or literal, depending on the circumstances of you're return).
I just wanna ask! Are there any plans for a new VoxTek: Smart Television? I heard that there have been rumours going on about a new TV entertainment set! And I have been wanting to purchase a new model for a while! I think it would go great with the new Vee-Station 5 Pro I recently got! (There are a lot of good video games on my collection!)
Rumors, you say? Well, while I canāt exactly confirm said rumors, Iām certainly not going to deny them, eitherā¦ if you get what I mean. ;]
And thank you for your concern - AND your purchase, loyal customer! Iām sure youāre plenty satisfied with your new system.
Other than sharks, what other marine life are you also find of?
Orcas, definitely. Sure, they kill sharks - but theyāre some of the only animals that CAN. That earns them my respect.
Stingrays, too - theyāre actually closely related to sharks. Both of them belong to the Elasmobranchii subclass, and they both have skeletons of cartilage instead of bone. Itās pretty neat!
Oh - and anglerfish. Those are some of my favorites! Aside from the fact that their strategy of luring in prey with their light is AWESOME, theyāre actually pretty interesting. The males donāt actually have that iconic lure - only the females. And in some species, when a male finds a suitable mate, heāll latch himself onto her with his teeth - and eventually, his body fuses with the femaleās like a PARASITE, and they practically become the same entity-!
ā¦Ah. Iā¦ suppose you didnāt need to know ALL that. But I recommend looking into them - thereās a LOT about these creatures that I left out.
