Not-Vox

[voxcouldneverbeme]

Salutations and Welcome On In!

Thanks for tuning on in to my frequency!

Run by none other than: Alastor BonEtoilé

Guidelines of my broadcast:

Once again, mod is aspec and a minor. So NO NSFW

We don't ship Lucilith or Charlastor in this household.

Don't hesitate to offer your soul! What i have could be very useful to you.

Asks and RP openers are welcome!

OCs will not be ignored

No such thing as too many requests in the ask box.

Hotel crew! (Rp blogs)

Lucifer: unclaimed!

Charlie: unclaimed!

Vaggi: unclaimed!

Niffty: unclaimed!

Vox: unclaimed!

Husker: unclaimed!

Angel Dust: unclaimed!

Adoring listeners!

(ocs and anons)

None so far!

Main Blog!

@gladekelly-andthevoices

Other blog(s)

@employee-of-vee-century (Ethan)

[voxcouldneverbeme]

". . . ."

*adds to wishlist*

[feathermoonparlor]

it would be criminally easy to endeer alastor to you all you need to do is ask him about his special interest and watch him pull up the grandpa chair and talk your ear off for the rest of the day on the history of radio and why it is the greatest medium in the history of forever

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"NO I'M NOT STUCK-" *Alastor tugs at the shirt currently caught on his antler*

"I am nOT-"

*he tugs again but to no avail*

". . . . Shit-"

(Rp opener..? Idk)

[corny-motherducking-king-of-hell]

-Luci giggles from his perch on top of the hotel bar.-

Someone's in a sticky situation..

[voxcouldneverbeme]

*Alastor freezes for a split second, then slowly turns on his heels. A single red eye peeking through the neck of the shirt to shoot a mean glare while he continues tugging at the fabric*

"Laugh it up your majesty- just don't ask me where all your stepstools have gone when you can't find them tomorrow."

[notherpuppet]

Alastor ♥️

[voxcouldneverbeme]

Hi, sorry to bother you but I need to speak with you urgently. i can’t share it here please reach out me i cant directy reach you its keep error

hey guys so ooc for a minute. This person is a scam bot.

They will tell you that they reported your account.

It will be a lie.

If they message you, flag as spam.

Tumblr does not have staff on discord to solve the issue of reporting

Do not fall for this darlings

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"NO I'M NOT STUCK-" *Alastor tugs at the shirt currently caught on his antler*

"I am nOT-"

*he tugs again but to no avail*

". . . . Shit-"

(Rp opener..? Idk)

[knickknat]

To people who draw human Alastor pale af to the point of whitewashing: fuck you

To people who draw human Alastor’s curls all fluffy and soft and pretty: I love you

[departedshadow]

Another WIP, I swear I'm close to finishing this animation! ദ്ദി ˉ͈̀꒳ˉ͈́ )✧

In the mean time here is a close up of alastor's tail wagging . Wanted to share all my hard work on it (definitely not because I didn't noticed that majority of it is covered by lucifer)

[voxcouldneverbeme]

;>.>

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Making peoples day better is too easy. You just.. be nice."

.

.

.

"Making peoples day worse though? Well thats just as easy. However its a hell of a lot more fun!"

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Hes so stupid.."

"I just wanna squish him- no hes NOT cute. I mean- hey stop giving me that look!"

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Cmon, make some jambalaya with me. Decide what goes in it."

Objective: make an adequate jambalaya. Or else become the jambalaya

Chicken

Shrimp

Bell pepper

Onion

Celery

Veggie stock

Garlic

Seasonings

Rice

Tomatoes/tomato paste

Sinner meat sausage

Voting ended onJul 12

"I already got the pot, so you can't just vote for forty two different pots. Now, lets see what we can cook up!"

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"You know. This could have gone a lot worse! Doesn't mean its good but.."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Cmon, make some jambalaya with me. Decide what goes in it."

Objective: make an adequate jambalaya. Or else become the jambalaya

Chicken

Shrimp

Bell pepper

Onion

Celery

Veggie stock

Garlic

Seasonings

Rice

Tomatoes/tomato paste

Sinner meat sausage

Voting ended onJul 12

"I already got the pot, so you can't just vote for forty two different pots. Now, lets see what we can cook up!"

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"you really made that your username? Now look who's obsessed"

@vincentwhittman-vox

"Obsessed? Well aren't you one to talk? Five minutes in and you're already barking up my tree like an untrained mutt!"

[vincentwhittman-vox3]

"no, your one to talk!, you already called me obsessed, so repetitive. DONT FUCKING CALL ME A DOG ASSHOLE"

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Perhaps i wouldn't call you one if you stopped behaving like one! Running over the moment you hear of my appearance. Snapping when you don't like something... sounds like a dog to me!"

[vincentwhittman-vox3]

"I'll show you a fucking dog bitch, I'll bite you!"

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"You lunge for me, and you'll be spending the next few hours having your screen replaced."

[vincentwhittman-vox3]

OH YOU THINK YOU CAN DO SHIT! FUCK YOU!

*Attempts to bite him*

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Down boy!"

*Alastors smile sharpened as he summoned his staff and swung it into Voxs attack. Attempting to shatter the screen currently trying to bite him*

[vincentwhittman-vox3]

*vox jumped back with a whimper as it hit him but it wasn't enough to break his screen*

*growls*

[voxcouldneverbeme]

*Alastor didn't bother with launching another attack of his own, instead choosing to plant his staff firmly in front of himself. Amused at the overlord in front of him.*

"Now.. stay."

[girlkisser-in-disguise]

. . .

[voxcouldneverbeme]

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Anybody care to explain why this was simply left downstairs in the lobby for me to find??"

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"uh....nope, no clue how it got there."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

". . . I assume its yours."

*he glanced down at the duck then pushed it across the table to return it to Lucifer*

"You should keep better track of your creations."

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"no, it's not mine."

{he says, pushing it back across the table.}

"it's yours to deal with now."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

". . . I never agreed to deal with it!"

*his eyes narrowed, smile sharpening as he slowly pushed it back over to the king once again.*

"Take it back."

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"no, I don't think I will."

{Lucifer pushes it back over while smirking.}

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Well I'm not going to either."

*he growled then passed it back and stepped to a different spot by the table to avoid it entirely*

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"yes you are."

{Lucifer stood up and pushed it over to where Alastor was now standing.}

"it's clearly yours, just take it."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"No I'm not!"

"It's not mine just because it happens to look like me!"

*Alastor protested then picked it up and handed it back to Lucifer*

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"well what makes you think it's mine?"

{Lucifer not taking the duck from him.}

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Because you're the only one here obsessed with these creatures."

*once he saw that the other wasn't taking it back, he went ahead and just sat it right in front of him*

"Besides. You have a whole flock. Whats one more to its population?"

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"newsflash, other people like ducks besides me."

{he once again pushed it back towards him.}

"I can't just take this one, it doesn't belong to me, and it would also disrupt the whole duck hierarchy."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Now thats surprising to hear."

*he huffed then looked down at the duck incredulously and pushed it back over*

"I don't have any other ducks to keep it company. It would get lonely... and I don't want another one either."

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"well I can definitely solve that problem."

{Lucifer snaps his fingers and 3 more ducks appear on the table, and he pushes all of them back over.}

"have fun with your ducks."

{he walks away from the table, satisfied with his solution.}

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"No- I do not have the TIME to deal with these!"

*Alastor groaned with irritation at the fact that he had just been left with four whole ducks then glared down at them*

"You're going back to Lucifers care."

*he snapped his fingers to call his shadow up, then sent it off to deliver the ducks to Lucifers room. Figuring that would be good enough*

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Anybody care to explain why this was simply left downstairs in the lobby for me to find??"

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"uh....nope, no clue how it got there."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

". . . I assume its yours."

*he glanced down at the duck then pushed it across the table to return it to Lucifer*

"You should keep better track of your creations."

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"no, it's not mine."

{he says, pushing it back across the table.}

"it's yours to deal with now."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

". . . I never agreed to deal with it!"

*his eyes narrowed, smile sharpening as he slowly pushed it back over to the king once again.*

"Take it back."

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"no, I don't think I will."

{Lucifer pushes it back over while smirking.}

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Well I'm not going to either."

*he growled then passed it back and stepped to a different spot by the table to avoid it entirely*

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"yes you are."

{Lucifer stood up and pushed it over to where Alastor was now standing.}

"it's clearly yours, just take it."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"No I'm not!"

"It's not mine just because it happens to look like me!"

*Alastor protested then picked it up and handed it back to Lucifer*

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"well what makes you think it's mine?"

{Lucifer not taking the duck from him.}

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Because you're the only one here obsessed with these creatures."

*once he saw that the other wasn't taking it back, he went ahead and just sat it right in front of him*

"Besides. You have a whole flock. Whats one more to its population?"

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"newsflash, other people like ducks besides me."

{he once again pushed it back towards him.}

"I can't just take this one, it doesn't belong to me, and it would also disrupt the whole duck hierarchy."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Now thats surprising to hear."

*he huffed then looked down at the duck incredulously and pushed it back over*

"I don't have any other ducks to keep it company. It would get lonely... and I don't want another one either."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Anybody care to explain why this was simply left downstairs in the lobby for me to find??"

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"uh....nope, no clue how it got there."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

". . . I assume its yours."

*he glanced down at the duck then pushed it across the table to return it to Lucifer*

"You should keep better track of your creations."

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"no, it's not mine."

{he says, pushing it back across the table.}

"it's yours to deal with now."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

". . . I never agreed to deal with it!"

*his eyes narrowed, smile sharpening as he slowly pushed it back over to the king once again.*

"Take it back."

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"no, I don't think I will."

{Lucifer pushes it back over while smirking.}

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Well I'm not going to either."

*he growled then passed it back and stepped to a different spot by the table to avoid it entirely*

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"yes you are."

{Lucifer stood up and pushed it over to where Alastor was now standing.}

"it's clearly yours, just take it."

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"No I'm not!"

"It's not mine just because it happens to look like me!"

*Alastor protested then picked it up and handed it back to Lucifer*

[you-should-use-a-coaster]

"well what makes you think it's mine?"

{Lucifer not taking the duck from him.}

[voxcouldneverbeme]

"Because you're the only one here obsessed with these creatures."

*once he saw that the other wasn't taking it back, he went ahead and just sat it right in front of him*

"Besides. You have a whole flock. Whats one more to its population?"