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@charlie-hazbin-lover

DAD

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS THE FUCK WHAT

"uh....what?"

YOU AND ME AS A DUCK!!

"oh my gosh! They're so cute! Charlie, we need to get these immediately!"

ABSOLUTELY!! THERE WAS A DUCKSTORE THAT I SAW DOWN THA STREET W/ THEM

(obviouly by the kinder Imps)

"YES!! LET'S GO!"

(Charlie grabs lucifers arm and leads him down the stairs, through the lobby where everyone is talking (angel isnt there because of season 2) and when we leave cherri says "Oh fuck the big boss and charlie are gone again... IMMA SEARCH FOR ANGELS MISSING DRUG SASH" and charlie turns back and says)

NOPE! No drugs at all here! vaggi keep them in line please baby

(and takes her and her dad outside, as we pass the street, sinners and hell born are giving them side eyes, some smile, others scoof and glare, but i dont seem to notice (based off what i saw them do to lucifer at end of season 2 btw))

Almost there

{They walk into the store and Lucifer immediately grabs the ducks that look like him and Charlie and starts looking at the other ducks.}

(charlie picks up one little cute red deer duck (yes what u thinking) and says)

Dad look its an Alastor duck! Its less scary and yellish then the real one

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin oc

"oh.....the red guy, cool I guess, definitely an improvement over the real thing, right?"

{Lucifer says, laughing as he put a few more ducks into his basket.}

@charlie-hazbin-lover

DAD

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS THE FUCK WHAT

"uh....what?"

YOU AND ME AS A DUCK!!

"oh my gosh! They're so cute! Charlie, we need to get these immediately!"

ABSOLUTELY!! THERE WAS A DUCKSTORE THAT I SAW DOWN THA STREET W/ THEM

(obviouly by the kinder Imps)

"YES!! LET'S GO!"

NOPE! No drugs at all here! vaggi keep them in line please baby

Almost there

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin oc

{They walk into the store and Lucifer immediately grabs the ducks that look like him and Charlie and starts looking at the other ducks.}

@charlie-hazbin-lover

DAD

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS THE FUCK WHAT

"uh....what?"

YOU AND ME AS A DUCK!!

"oh my gosh! They're so cute! Charlie, we need to get these immediately!"

ABSOLUTELY!! THERE WAS A DUCKSTORE THAT I SAW DOWN THA STREET W/ THEM

(obviouly by the kinder Imps)

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer

"YES!! LET'S GO!"

@charlie-hazbin-lover

DAD

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS THE FUCK WHAT

"uh....what?"

YOU AND ME AS A DUCK!!

#hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel roleplay #hazbin hotel rp blog #hazbin #rp blog #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer

"oh my gosh! They're so cute! Charlie, we need to get these immediately!"

@charlie-hazbin-lover

DAD

GUESS WHAT GUESS WHAT GUESS THE FUCK WHAT

"uh....what?"

#answered ask #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel rp #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #charlie morningstar

desk-drawerr

he brought friends

spiderlily90

Val x lucifer kid monika

Lore is being worked on

#ooc post #oc art #my art #hazbin hotel #hazbin #oc #ocs #my ocs #original character #Valentino x lucifer #applemoth #applemoth fankid

desk-drawerr

He eat a nemon

voxisme

Y'all ever call someone a bitch before you tell them that you mean that as a term of endearment....me last nigt

#lucifer core

"Anybody care to explain why this was simply left downstairs in the lobby for me to find??"

"uh....nope, no clue how it got there."

". . . I assume its yours."

*he glanced down at the duck then pushed it across the table to return it to Lucifer*

"You should keep better track of your creations."

"no, it's not mine."

{he says, pushing it back across the table.}

"it's yours to deal with now."

". . . I never agreed to deal with it!"

*his eyes narrowed, smile sharpening as he slowly pushed it back over to the king once again.*

"Take it back."

"no, I don't think I will."

{Lucifer pushes it back over while smirking.}

"Well I'm not going to either."

*he growled then passed it back and stepped to a different spot by the table to avoid it entirely*

"yes you are."

{Lucifer stood up and pushed it over to where Alastor was now standing.}

"it's clearly yours, just take it."

"No I'm not!"

"It's not mine just because it happens to look like me!"

*Alastor protested then picked it up and handed it back to Lucifer*

"well what makes you think it's mine?"

{Lucifer not taking the duck from him.}

"Because you're the only one here obsessed with these creatures."

*once he saw that the other wasn't taking it back, he went ahead and just sat it right in front of him*

"Besides. You have a whole flock. Whats one more to its population?"

"newsflash, other people like ducks besides me."

{he once again pushed it back towards him.}

"I can't just take this one, it doesn't belong to me, and it would also disrupt the whole duck hierarchy."

"Now thats surprising to hear."

*he huffed then looked down at the duck incredulously and pushed it back over*

"I don't have any other ducks to keep it company. It would get lonely... and I don't want another one either."

"well I can definitely solve that problem."

{Lucifer snaps his fingers and 3 more ducks appear on the table, and he pushes all of them back over.}

"have fun with your ducks."

{he walks away from the table, satisfied with his solution.}

"No- I do not have the TIME to deal with these!"

*Alastor groaned with irritation at the fact that he had just been left with four whole ducks then glared down at them*

"You're going back to Lucifers care."

*he snapped his fingers to call his shadow up, then sent it off to deliver the ducks to Lucifers room. Figuring that would be good enough*

{Lucifer did eventually notice those 4 ducks amongst his massive collection and just figured they were ones he had made and forgot about, and put them each in a specific spot, with the Alastor duck going on his nightstand.}

#end of thread

"Anybody care to explain why this was simply left downstairs in the lobby for me to find??"

"uh....nope, no clue how it got there."

". . . I assume its yours."

*he glanced down at the duck then pushed it across the table to return it to Lucifer*

"You should keep better track of your creations."

"no, it's not mine."

{he says, pushing it back across the table.}

"it's yours to deal with now."

". . . I never agreed to deal with it!"

*his eyes narrowed, smile sharpening as he slowly pushed it back over to the king once again.*

"Take it back."

"no, I don't think I will."

{Lucifer pushes it back over while smirking.}

"Well I'm not going to either."

*he growled then passed it back and stepped to a different spot by the table to avoid it entirely*

"yes you are."

{Lucifer stood up and pushed it over to where Alastor was now standing.}

"it's clearly yours, just take it."

"No I'm not!"

"It's not mine just because it happens to look like me!"

*Alastor protested then picked it up and handed it back to Lucifer*

"well what makes you think it's mine?"

{Lucifer not taking the duck from him.}

"Because you're the only one here obsessed with these creatures."

*once he saw that the other wasn't taking it back, he went ahead and just sat it right in front of him*

"Besides. You have a whole flock. Whats one more to its population?"

"newsflash, other people like ducks besides me."

{he once again pushed it back towards him.}

"I can't just take this one, it doesn't belong to me, and it would also disrupt the whole duck hierarchy."

"Now thats surprising to hear."

*he huffed then looked down at the duck incredulously and pushed it back over*

"I don't have any other ducks to keep it company. It would get lonely... and I don't want another one either."

"well I can definitely solve that problem."

{Lucifer snaps his fingers and 3 more ducks appear on the table, and he pushes all of them back over.}

"have fun with your ducks."

{he walks away from the table, satisfied with his solution.}

"Anybody care to explain why this was simply left downstairs in the lobby for me to find??"

"uh....nope, no clue how it got there."

". . . I assume its yours."

*he glanced down at the duck then pushed it across the table to return it to Lucifer*

"You should keep better track of your creations."

"no, it's not mine."

{he says, pushing it back across the table.}

"it's yours to deal with now."

". . . I never agreed to deal with it!"

*his eyes narrowed, smile sharpening as he slowly pushed it back over to the king once again.*

"Take it back."

"no, I don't think I will."

{Lucifer pushes it back over while smirking.}

"Well I'm not going to either."

*he growled then passed it back and stepped to a different spot by the table to avoid it entirely*

"yes you are."

{Lucifer stood up and pushed it over to where Alastor was now standing.}

"it's clearly yours, just take it."

"No I'm not!"

"It's not mine just because it happens to look like me!"

*Alastor protested then picked it up and handed it back to Lucifer*

"well what makes you think it's mine?"

{Lucifer not taking the duck from him.}

"Because you're the only one here obsessed with these creatures."

*once he saw that the other wasn't taking it back, he went ahead and just sat it right in front of him*

"Besides. You have a whole flock. Whats one more to its population?"

"newsflash, other people like ducks besides me."

{he once again pushed it back towards him.}

"I can't just take this one, it doesn't belong to me, and it would also disrupt the whole duck hierarchy."

"Anybody care to explain why this was simply left downstairs in the lobby for me to find??"

"uh....nope, no clue how it got there."

". . . I assume its yours."

*he glanced down at the duck then pushed it across the table to return it to Lucifer*

"You should keep better track of your creations."

"no, it's not mine."

{he says, pushing it back across the table.}

"it's yours to deal with now."

". . . I never agreed to deal with it!"

*his eyes narrowed, smile sharpening as he slowly pushed it back over to the king once again.*

"Take it back."

"no, I don't think I will."

{Lucifer pushes it back over while smirking.}

"Well I'm not going to either."

*he growled then passed it back and stepped to a different spot by the table to avoid it entirely*

"yes you are."

{Lucifer stood up and pushed it over to where Alastor was now standing.}

"it's clearly yours, just take it."

"No I'm not!"

"It's not mine just because it happens to look like me!"

*Alastor protested then picked it up and handed it back to Lucifer*

"well what makes you think it's mine?"

{Lucifer not taking the duck from him.}

"Anybody care to explain why this was simply left downstairs in the lobby for me to find??"

"uh....nope, no clue how it got there."

". . . I assume its yours."

*he glanced down at the duck then pushed it across the table to return it to Lucifer*

"You should keep better track of your creations."

"no, it's not mine."

{he says, pushing it back across the table.}

"it's yours to deal with now."

". . . I never agreed to deal with it!"

*his eyes narrowed, smile sharpening as he slowly pushed it back over to the king once again.*

"Take it back."

"no, I don't think I will."

{Lucifer pushes it back over while smirking.}

"Well I'm not going to either."

*he growled then passed it back and stepped to a different spot by the table to avoid it entirely*

"yes you are."

{Lucifer stood up and pushed it over to where Alastor was now standing.}

"it's clearly yours, just take it."

"Anybody care to explain why this was simply left downstairs in the lobby for me to find??"

"uh....nope, no clue how it got there."

". . . I assume its yours."

*he glanced down at the duck then pushed it across the table to return it to Lucifer*

"You should keep better track of your creations."

"no, it's not mine."

{he says, pushing it back across the table.}

"it's yours to deal with now."

". . . I never agreed to deal with it!"

*his eyes narrowed, smile sharpening as he slowly pushed it back over to the king once again.*

"Take it back."

"no, I don't think I will."

{Lucifer pushes it back over while smirking.}

"Anybody care to explain why this was simply left downstairs in the lobby for me to find??"

"uh....nope, no clue how it got there."

". . . I assume its yours."

*he glanced down at the duck then pushed it across the table to return it to Lucifer*

"You should keep better track of your creations."