Yo Ho Yo Ho and a Bottle of Stress

Welcome to my hobbit hole of the Internet // Call me Vox or just hey you, I respond to anything // 23 // other blogs: ct-1500-mango.tumblr.com (my star wars side blog), bad-art-with-vox.tumblr.com (where I will post things that I make, I guess) // mostly just do somewhat bad art, but I am working on it! // This is generally where I will throw everything that is not Star Wars // Stop by and say hi!

[sentimentalslut]

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[owenthetokencishet]

~ Reid Wiseman, Misson Commander, Artemis II

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

Thinking about how Thjazi not breaking the glyph was a snap decision. He didn't plan his own execution in advance as part of a masterstroke play, based on how he was joking with Hal he clearly expected to escape using the glyph. And then he saw that falcon, presumably Mara the Wing. Others have mentioned that he likely chose to die because what he was doing with the blood from the River Gavzidra required someone be in the Tenebral Reaches, and him seeing Mara signaled to him that her passage had been blocked, and he realized he had an express if one way ticket to exactly where his plans needed someone to be. So Thjazi chose to allow his own execution to proceed, and rushed out his last words to Hal in the scant few seconds he had. Circumstances very suddenly required him to willingly sacrifice himself for his cause, and he made that choice very decisively even as he was clearly scared to die. Thjazi was certainly a lot of things, but one of those things was that he was a man who was willing to give up everything if it meant living out his ideals.

[vashito]

mermaid megafauna

patreon . bsky

[vashito]

more big mermaid

[squeakitties]

following weird horny furries who are into shit like pooltoys and transformation and stuff is enrichment. the vitamins and minerals of posting

[squeakitties]

[twinkenjoyer-deactivated2023083]

once you get over your ass and realise you will never get some people and that’s ok you are basically immune to right wing fearmongering. otherkin? none of my fucking business

[stevishabitat]

[mandate-transgenderism]

I must not fall victim to disgust. Disgust is the heart-killer. Disgust is the little-death that brings total apathy. I will face my disgust. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the disgust has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.

[turbozarky]

hell you may even like it

[striders]

[iamhisgloriouspurpose]

[Image description: a photo of a man holding his arms out in front of him in a classic Stop! pose. The photo contains the words Before I clock back in does anybody want to be my mysterious benefactor and fund my living expenses to allow me to pursue my artistic endeavors. End description.]

[littlebosslady7]

Thaisha Lloy Lore drop from @quiddie on her instastory.

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[darkandstormyranger]

finally some relatable content on ig

[badgerjaw]

Anyway >>here's<< an epub of muir's short stories on a gdrive

do let me know if there's an issue

The House That Made the Sixteen Loops of Time

The Magician's Apprentice

Chew

The Deepwater Bride

Union

The Woman In The Hill

[drawerbread]

silly gid for this week's art

[beardedmrbean]

perfection

[florianflux]

sniles so sneetly at you

[heartseeker]

i think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby. reblog if you also think we should rename the Classic Tabby to Swirly Whirly Tabby

[whatcoloristhatcat]

black classic tabby with low white spotting

[heartseeker]

i see how it is

[greatviolenceonthatthang]

eating concrete thinking about flintmadi. it took this woman 24 hours of uninterrupted flint time to realise he was just a man, perpetually caught in grief. john silver couldn't do that shit in 9 months

[theconcealedweapon]

[seeingteacupsindragons]

”Ryland Grace’s life was valued less because he was single,” is such a weird take because it depends entirely on the idea that Eva Stratt might have hesitated if he weren’t.

Eva. Stratt. Eva Stratt is a bulldozer who takes out Antarctica and the Sahara and commanders an entire Chinese naval aircraft carrier.

Eva Stratt would have thrown his ass on that rocket if he had ten wives.

[depsidase]

[assiraphales]

daniel molloy has spent his entire career ragebaiting and now the perfect subject, the worlds biggest crashout, is his to terrorize night after night