Fuck you Alastor

Imagine being gay.

@olii-cat

"Are you a straight man dating my girlfriend? Red flag."

"You of ALL people should know I'm not."

Vox chuckled. "Do elaborate, dear Olii."

"Uh..." Oliis face flushed. He wondered if Vox just didn't remember? Neither of them had ever addressed the time they'd kissed so long ago. They were both pretty hammered. "...nnno."

"No no no, I need you to remind me why I should know you're gay." Vox grinned, leaning down into the other's personal space. Of course he remembered the time they'd kissed. How could he forget such a moment?

"I dunno, maybe your human form memories don't all transfer over to your TV screen." He shoved his hands into his pockets and shrugged. "How sad for you."

#this show is sponsored by voxtek #olii-cat

"Perhaps you should remind me, then. You could always try to jog my memory? Or reenact it?~" Vox smirked.

Imagine being gay.

@olii-cat

"Are you a straight man dating my girlfriend? Red flag."

"You of ALL people should know I'm not."

Vox chuckled. "Do elaborate, dear Olii."

"Uh..." Oliis face flushed. He wondered if Vox just didn't remember? Neither of them had ever addressed the time they'd kissed so long ago. They were both pretty hammered. "...nnno."

#this show is sponsored by voxtek #olii-cat

"No no no, I need you to remind me why I should know you're gay." Vox grinned, leaning down into the other's personal space. Of course he remembered the time they'd kissed. How could he forget such a moment?

Imagine being gay.

@olii-cat

"Are you a straight man dating my girlfriend? Red flag."

"You of ALL people should know I'm not."

#this show is sponsored by Voxtek #Olii-cat #was that actually last weekend? it seems so long ago

Vox chuckled. "Do elaborate, dear Olii."

Imagine being gay.

@olii-cat

"Are you a straight man dating my girlfriend? Red flag."

#how are you this hellish morning?#olii-cat #/t if it wasnt obvious

Voxxx are you gay

@velvettee-lee

"For you? Absolutely. And Val."

#how are you this hellish morning?#velvettee-lee

Velvette shoves a box in Vox's hands "hold this for me" and runs off

@velvettee-lee

Vox blinked. "Okay-?"

Velvette runs from the room as the box pops open, red glitter explodes out, along with an Alastor doll and a note from velvette "wouldn't want you forgetting about your favorite demon :)"

"VELVETTE! I'm going to be cleaning glitter out of my circuts for weeks!" Vox chased her.

Velvette runs through the tower ducking behind a door, giggling

Vox caught her, pulling her close and making sure to get the glitter all on her as well. "I'm making you help me clean this off later."

Velvette swatted at him "Vox!! And helllll no. I'm busy!"

"Too busy for me, Velvette, my dear?" Vox feigned looking hurt.

Velvette blinks "that's not fair" she pouted

Vox grinned. "Why not?" And leaned in cloeer.

"Because you're a bitch" velvette stuck her tongue out

#this show is sponsored by Voxtek #velvettee-lee

"You like me like that." Vox booped her nose, grinning.

You're a power bottom at rock bottom~

"As if I bottom. Are you implying Val is the top here?"

#how are you this hellish morning?#anonymous ask

Attack my cat, ATTACK!

"What the hell?!"

#how are you this hellish morning?#tvmandude1234

Whos ur least favorite overlord?

"Alastor, obviously."

#how are you this hellish morning?#anonymous ask

I think I found a cat that is probably Alastor

"Kill it."

#how are you this hellish morning?#tvmandude1234

Velvette shoves a box in Vox's hands "hold this for me" and runs off

@velvettee-lee

Vox blinked. "Okay-?"

Velvette runs from the room as the box pops open, red glitter explodes out, along with an Alastor doll and a note from velvette "wouldn't want you forgetting about your favorite demon :)"

"VELVETTE! I'm going to be cleaning glitter out of my circuts for weeks!" Vox chased her.

Velvette runs through the tower ducking behind a door, giggling

Vox caught her, pulling her close and making sure to get the glitter all on her as well. "I'm making you help me clean this off later."

Velvette swatted at him "Vox!! And helllll no. I'm busy!"

"Too busy for me, Velvette, my dear?" Vox feigned looking hurt.

Velvette blinks "that's not fair" she pouted

#this show is sponsored by voxtek #velvettee-lee

Vox grinned. "Why not?" And leaned in cloeer.

Velvette shoves a box in Vox's hands "hold this for me" and runs off

@velvettee-lee

Vox blinked. "Okay-?"

Velvette runs from the room as the box pops open, red glitter explodes out, along with an Alastor doll and a note from velvette "wouldn't want you forgetting about your favorite demon :)"

"VELVETTE! I'm going to be cleaning glitter out of my circuts for weeks!" Vox chased her.

Velvette runs through the tower ducking behind a door, giggling

Vox caught her, pulling her close and making sure to get the glitter all on her as well. "I'm making you help me clean this off later."

Velvette swatted at him "Vox!! And helllll no. I'm busy!"

#this show is sponsored by voxtek #velvettee-lee

"Too busy for me, Velvette, my dear?" Vox feigned looking hurt.

Velvette shoves a box in Vox's hands "hold this for me" and runs off

@velvettee-lee

Vox blinked. "Okay-?"

Velvette runs from the room as the box pops open, red glitter explodes out, along with an Alastor doll and a note from velvette "wouldn't want you forgetting about your favorite demon :)"

"VELVETTE! I'm going to be cleaning glitter out of my circuts for weeks!" Vox chased her.

Velvette runs through the tower ducking behind a door, giggling

#this show is sponsored by voxtek #velvettee-lee

Vox caught her, pulling her close and making sure to get the glitter all on her as well. "I'm making you help me clean this off later."

"Here, take these. My daughter can't have them." Carmilla gives him an arm full of lemons

@carmilla-the-mother

"I don't want them." Vox dropped the lemons.

"Consider them a gift."

"What a useless gift."

"Useless gift for a useless demon. A match made in Heaven."

"Mhm, sure. I'll bear that in mind next time you need some of my obviously useless technology."

"I didn't say your technology was useless. I just said you were. You, and the other Vees."

Vox rolled his eyes. "My point being, if you keep pissing me off, you won't be able to buy anything Voxtek, not that's new and from the source."

Carmilla puts a hand on her hip "Honestly, you get so worked up over a few jabs. I wonder if you'll black out the city again?"

"As if you didn't have a fit when Velvette called you outdated."

"Someone had to put that girl in her place. She needs to learn respect."

"As if someone doesn't need to do the same for you." Vox arched an eyebrow. "You're the most insolent bitch I've had to deal with recently."

"Me? I think that moth of yours is worse. You talk to him like a literal child."

"At least he does something important."

"Important? IMPORTANT!? He runs a porn studio! He mentally and physically abuses his staff! You exploit people's fears without giving a damn about their actual well-being! And don't get me started on Velvette." There was a low growl in her voice at the mention of Velvette

"Oh I'm sorry, and what exactly do you and your boy toy do? You sell weapons to continue the killing of everyone in hell? And Zestial does nothing?" Vox arched an eyebrow.

Carmilla glares at the Tv demon "Zestial and I are not a couple! Why do people keep thinking that?"

"Because of reactions like that. And I'm sure I have footage on some camera..."

Carmilla rubs her temples, clearly annoyed "Honestly, this is getting ridiculous. There's nothing wrong with us being friends. Just friends. Nothing else."

"I'm sure that's totally what you two say when you're alone, mhm."

"We don't say anything like that when we're alone."