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Ugh- uh- is this.. Workin- FUCK, OKAY! Hello, citizens of Tumblr! It's me, tech overlord himself, Vox. Vel told me I could get on here as a way to.. Lets say, speak with more of my audience, so that's what I'm here to do. With that being said, feel free to.. Ask me anything! I'm open to any sorts of questions.
Mod info under cut!
Mind telling me why... myself is liking my posts?
Do you also deal with these utter idiots in your askbox?
- @avatar-of-consequence
Well, what isn’t there to like about another me??
And yes, unfortunately, I do.
Fair enough! I am pretty awesome, no? Two minds are always better than one. Certainly the phrase applies to copies of the same person.
At least im not alone in that. These fuckers keep trying to play games and tasteless music on my screen.
Well, they haven’t tried playing games or music yet.. But don’t give them any ideas. They’re already annoying as is.
Probably too late for that- if they try anything just make them loose the game or whatever. Worked when someone tried to play fucking Mario kart
[He snorted]
Mario Kart?? Seriously? What are they, nine??? Who even plays that shit anymore?!
Exactly! This guy gets me. Makes me wonder what type of people are wasting my precious time
*sees opportunity for chaos*
…..😏
*takes it*
@voxtek-trustus @voxssharktank @askvoxtheceo @ask-vox-anythin @vincent-talks-sharks @operating-system @tv-demon-offical @askvoxtheceo @imnotacultleader @voxtek-trustus @avatar-of-consequence @bigthunderstudios & other vox blogs that wanna join
What the...who the FUCK are all these cheap ass copies of me?! They're going in the goddamn garbage!
Thats awfully fucking rude of you. It seems not all of us are blessed with basic respect. If I didnt know better i would assume velvette took control of your account
Vox: Can all you copies shut the fuck up? damn.
Who the fuck says you're the copy?
I'm not a copy, i'm a classic.
Ah so you're one of those old geezers who doesnt know how to adapt to new trends and get with the times? Cause thats the only thing fucking "classic" about you
You're so defensive and easily triggered. Fucking embarrassing.
Says the one screaming about us all shutting the fuck up.
Atleast I don't throw a fit every other ask I get.
You try having someone play subway surfers on your screen and see how you like it
Seems like you're a version of me thats fans don't respect you...or maybe you're the version of me that's a pussy.
At least I dont have to share an account with the others. What? Too technologically illiterate to do one on your own?
You must be fucking kidding. I have a team? Of val, vel and me- together? Is this your way of saying the other vees are sick of you? This is just more efficient for all of us including the social media monitoring department you fucking moron.
Voxtek: Trust us with making your employment as easy as can be!
HA! My, what an amusing crowd of one. Your spiral to insanity has proven to be quite entertaining.
Ok. Yeah. No. Fuck you. Fuck this. I'm done.
Don't forget to pick up your dignity on the way home!~ Oh wait, you don't have one of those. Your lameness then ! You do need at least one proper friend...
…What the hell happened here. And who the fuck invited you, Alastor??
Who invited me? What, but a flair for utter chaos, of course! As well as the smell of rotting brain that follows you everywhere.
Although this situation would otherwise be fuel for nightmares, you are handling it so caracteristically badly that it turned into a delightful show of entertaining mayhem.
In short, you suck so much it circled back into clownishly hilarious, well done!
[He stammered]
Wh- Well, fuck you!!
Well, I know how much you want that, so absolutely not, sweetheart.
[His screen glitched]
NOT LIKE THAT-
The picture box is at a loss for words! I must say, I've never met a demon quite as charming as yourself.
@broadcasting-screams-since-33
Such a familiar face! Charmed too, dear, although quite perplexed. I assume Hell glitched today, which doesn't surprise me... Us?
Anyhow, would you be up for a broadcast? I cannot phathom a better co-host than myself! Oh, to spread the theatrics, share the madness, compose an ode to utter chaos! It would regale me for eons!
Why, it'd be my PLEASURE! What better gentleman out there to create a partnership with than such a kindred spirit? Double the amusement and twice the screams! HAHA!!
And it seems as though the televisions have gone silent—radio interference, perhaps? Our medium is quite faithful, after all—time-and-true.
Hello? Is the TV still working? Tap tap.
@avatar-of-consequence @v0xtek-unofficial @askvoxtheceo @the-unholy-trinity
[He grit his teeth]
I’m making a conscious effort to ignore both of you. I can hardly handle one Al.
ORIGNIALLY I WAS GONNA TELL ALL OF YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT. I AM ME, AND THE ONKY FICKING ONE, BUT THE SMILING FREAK PISSED ME OFF FOR THE LAST TIME...and theres a lot more of us, than there are of him, so, maybe a, *TEMPORARY* partnership is in order?"
Now THAT’S a hell of an idea..
@voxssharktank @avatar-of-consequence @vinvox @vincent-talks-sharks @voxtek-trustus @thestaticvoice @the-unholy-trinity @thevtower @imnotacultleader
//VOXS…. Assemble…..
“That’s a lot of dead people. Uh… oh shit, guy who needs a toothbrush? Yeah I’ve been told be sucks.”
"This is entertaining as fuck, I just wanna watch this play out."
“You got any coffee to share?”
"Of course I do! I've got popcorn, too. Take your pick!"
Mind telling me why... myself is liking my posts?
Do you also deal with these utter idiots in your askbox?
- @avatar-of-consequence
Well, what isn’t there to like about another me??
And yes, unfortunately, I do.
Fair enough! I am pretty awesome, no? Two minds are always better than one. Certainly the phrase applies to copies of the same person.
At least im not alone in that. These fuckers keep trying to play games and tasteless music on my screen.
Well, they haven’t tried playing games or music yet.. But don’t give them any ideas. They’re already annoying as is.
Probably too late for that- if they try anything just make them loose the game or whatever. Worked when someone tried to play fucking Mario kart
[He snorted]
Mario Kart?? Seriously? What are they, nine??? Who even plays that shit anymore?!
Exactly! This guy gets me. Makes me wonder what type of people are wasting my precious time
*sees opportunity for chaos*
…..😏
*takes it*
@voxtek-trustus @voxssharktank @askvoxtheceo @ask-vox-anythin @vincent-talks-sharks @operating-system @tv-demon-offical @askvoxtheceo @imnotacultleader @voxtek-trustus @avatar-of-consequence @bigthunderstudios & other vox blogs that wanna join
What the...who the FUCK are all these cheap ass copies of me?! They're going in the goddamn garbage!
Thats awfully fucking rude of you. It seems not all of us are blessed with basic respect. If I didnt know better i would assume velvette took control of your account
Vox: Can all you copies shut the fuck up? damn.
Who the fuck says you're the copy?
I'm not a copy, i'm a classic.
Ah so you're one of those old geezers who doesnt know how to adapt to new trends and get with the times? Cause thats the only thing fucking "classic" about you
You're so defensive and easily triggered. Fucking embarrassing.
Says the one screaming about us all shutting the fuck up.
Atleast I don't throw a fit every other ask I get.
You try having someone play subway surfers on your screen and see how you like it
Seems like you're a version of me thats fans don't respect you...or maybe you're the version of me that's a pussy.
At least I dont have to share an account with the others. What? Too technologically illiterate to do one on your own?
You must be fucking kidding. I have a team? Of val, vel and me- together? Is this your way of saying the other vees are sick of you? This is just more efficient for all of us including the social media monitoring department you fucking moron.
Voxtek: Trust us with making your employment as easy as can be!
HA! My, what an amusing crowd of one. Your spiral to insanity has proven to be quite entertaining.
Ok. Yeah. No. Fuck you. Fuck this. I'm done.
Don't forget to pick up your dignity on the way home!~ Oh wait, you don't have one of those. Your lameness then ! You do need at least one proper friend...
…What the hell happened here. And who the fuck invited you, Alastor??
Who invited me? What, but a flair for utter chaos, of course! As well as the smell of rotting brain that follows you everywhere.
Although this situation would otherwise be fuel for nightmares, you are handling it so caracteristically badly that it turned into a delightful show of entertaining mayhem.
In short, you suck so much it circled back into clownishly hilarious, well done!
[He stammered]
Wh- Well, fuck you!!
Well, I know how much you want that, so absolutely not, sweetheart.
[His screen glitched]
NOT LIKE THAT-
The picture box is at a loss for words! I must say, I've never met a demon quite as charming as yourself.
@broadcasting-screams-since-33
Such a familiar face! Charmed too, dear, although quite perplexed. I assume Hell glitched today, which doesn't surprise me... Us?
Anyhow, would you be up for a broadcast? I cannot phathom a better co-host than myself! Oh, to spread the theatrics, share the madness, compose an ode to utter chaos! It would regale me for eons!
Why, it'd be my PLEASURE! What better gentleman out there to create a partnership with than such a kindred spirit? Double the amusement and twice the screams! HAHA!!
And it seems as though the televisions have gone silent—radio interference, perhaps? Our medium is quite faithful, after all—time-and-true.
Hello? Is the TV still working? Tap tap.
@avatar-of-consequence @v0xtek-unofficial @askvoxtheceo @the-unholy-trinity
[He grit his teeth]
I’m making a conscious effort to ignore both of you. I can hardly handle one Al.
ORIGNIALLY I WAS GONNA TELL ALL OF YOU TO GET THE FUCK OUT. I AM ME, AND THE ONKY FICKING ONE, BUT THE SMILING FREAK PISSED ME OFF FOR THE LAST TIME...and theres a lot more of us, than there are of him, so, maybe a, *TEMPORARY* partnership is in order?"
Now THAT’S a hell of an idea..
@voxssharktank @avatar-of-consequence @vinvox @vincent-talks-sharks @voxtek-trustus @thestaticvoice @the-unholy-trinity @thevtower @imnotacultleader
//VOXS…. Assemble…..
“That’s a lot of dead people. Uh… oh shit, guy who needs a toothbrush? Yeah I’ve been told be sucks.”
"This is entertaining as fuck, I just wanna watch this play out."
\\guys idea what if right now vox was walking around with a stuffed animal body
//omg yessss
\\thank you for agreeing with my Ted talk 🥹
Thank you @voxtek-ceo and everyone who got me to 50 reblogs!
\\FUCKING HELLO????
\\guys idea what if right now vox was walking around with a stuffed animal body
//omg yessss
\\thank you for agreeing with my Ted talk 🥹
\\guys idea what if right now vox was walking around with a stuffed animal body
Kiss,marry, kill: Alastor,Velvette,Vox
" You already know my answer.. Kissing Velvette, Marrying Myself and Killing Vox and Alastor. "
"Love you too, val."
THIS MOTHERFUCKING TWINK (vincent) WAS 4,11"
Vox was definitely a twink when he was alive
" Ay, papi~. Was he open to a job when he was alive? "
"For one, where did that photo come from?? Two- NO, VAL."
Heya mr vox
Im bored and procrastinating. Rate this vampire squid.
"Solid 9/10, looks fucking awesome, honestly!"
“Hey vox, I’m low on staff, again, can I borrow some of yours?”
- @fashion-icon-vel
"It's not like I can stop you, I don't have any god damn hands, so.. Yeah, go ahead, Vel."
“Thanks vox! Hope you’re enjoying your tablet era.”
"Anytime, and I'm really not. Hopefully I'll get my body back soon.. Hopefully. I have a lot of apologies without gift baskets to make."
“You know you could start apologizing with me, nearly got me killed you arse.”
"Oh, you nearly killed me, blah blah blah- I DIDN'T USE YOU AS THE WEAPON, DID I????"
"But, for what it's worth, yes, I'm sorry letting the stupid deer get in the way of our friendship and causing me to almost kill you. It won't happen again. Was that good? I've been practicing when you guys leave me alone."
“Really? You think thats going to solve the fact that you abandoned me and Val for nearly three days because of the deer guy, nearly a week if you count the stupid heaven plan, nearly got us fucking killed because you went crazy with power, and that’s all you have to say?”
“You’re lucky Val still has some sort of like for you because if it was just me, I’d punch your screen in.”
"I'm sorry for that, too. Not only was it wrong, it was selfish of me to do that. You guys didn't deserve it. God, I forgot about that stuff."
“Obviously it was selfish you prick. You not only nearly killed us, you nearly killed half of fucking hell over some stupid deer!”
"Be thankful I reflected enough to admit it, velvette."
“Fuck you vox, you really haven’t changed.”
"I- yeah I have! It's just hard to tell because you've known me so long, vel."
“And I would think I would get a little more respect with so many years, but no.”
"Listen, I promise I have more respect.. Now. It's just hard to show it when you HAVE NO HANDS."
“Well I can’t do anything about it! Val said I shouldn’t till you’ve ‘learned your lesson’ or something like that.”
"Do you think I have? Because uh.. I really plan on staying at the V tower and maybe the hotel when I'm apologizing to everyone there."
“I mean, like maybe a little? Not enough obviously but there’s at least a turning point here.”
"Shit, really?- um.. Thanks. Ive actually been trying for once."
“Hey vox, I’m low on staff, again, can I borrow some of yours?”
- @fashion-icon-vel
"It's not like I can stop you, I don't have any god damn hands, so.. Yeah, go ahead, Vel."
“Thanks vox! Hope you’re enjoying your tablet era.”
"Anytime, and I'm really not. Hopefully I'll get my body back soon.. Hopefully. I have a lot of apologies without gift baskets to make."
“You know you could start apologizing with me, nearly got me killed you arse.”
"Oh, you nearly killed me, blah blah blah- I DIDN'T USE YOU AS THE WEAPON, DID I????"
"But, for what it's worth, yes, I'm sorry letting the stupid deer get in the way of our friendship and causing me to almost kill you. It won't happen again. Was that good? I've been practicing when you guys leave me alone."
“Really? You think thats going to solve the fact that you abandoned me and Val for nearly three days because of the deer guy, nearly a week if you count the stupid heaven plan, nearly got us fucking killed because you went crazy with power, and that’s all you have to say?”
“You’re lucky Val still has some sort of like for you because if it was just me, I’d punch your screen in.”
"I'm sorry for that, too. Not only was it wrong, it was selfish of me to do that. You guys didn't deserve it. God, I forgot about that stuff."
“Obviously it was selfish you prick. You not only nearly killed us, you nearly killed half of fucking hell over some stupid deer!”
"Be thankful I reflected enough to admit it, velvette."
“Fuck you vox, you really haven’t changed.”
"I- yeah I have! It's just hard to tell because you've known me so long, vel."
“And I would think I would get a little more respect with so many years, but no.”
"Listen, I promise I have more respect.. Now. It's just hard to show it when you HAVE NO HANDS."
“Well I can’t do anything about it! Val said I shouldn’t till you’ve ‘learned your lesson’ or something like that.”
"Do you think I have? Because uh.. I really plan on staying at the V tower and maybe the hotel when I'm apologizing to everyone there."
“Hey vox, I’m low on staff, again, can I borrow some of yours?”
- @fashion-icon-vel
"It's not like I can stop you, I don't have any god damn hands, so.. Yeah, go ahead, Vel."
“Thanks vox! Hope you’re enjoying your tablet era.”
"Anytime, and I'm really not. Hopefully I'll get my body back soon.. Hopefully. I have a lot of apologies without gift baskets to make."
“You know you could start apologizing with me, nearly got me killed you arse.”
"Oh, you nearly killed me, blah blah blah- I DIDN'T USE YOU AS THE WEAPON, DID I????"
"But, for what it's worth, yes, I'm sorry letting the stupid deer get in the way of our friendship and causing me to almost kill you. It won't happen again. Was that good? I've been practicing when you guys leave me alone."
“Really? You think thats going to solve the fact that you abandoned me and Val for nearly three days because of the deer guy, nearly a week if you count the stupid heaven plan, nearly got us fucking killed because you went crazy with power, and that’s all you have to say?”
“You’re lucky Val still has some sort of like for you because if it was just me, I’d punch your screen in.”
"I'm sorry for that, too. Not only was it wrong, it was selfish of me to do that. You guys didn't deserve it. God, I forgot about that stuff."
“Obviously it was selfish you prick. You not only nearly killed us, you nearly killed half of fucking hell over some stupid deer!”
"Be thankful I reflected enough to admit it, velvette."
“Fuck you vox, you really haven’t changed.”
"I- yeah I have! It's just hard to tell because you've known me so long, vel."
“And I would think I would get a little more respect with so many years, but no.”
"Listen, I promise I have more respect.. Now. It's just hard to show it when you HAVE NO HANDS."
“Hey vox, I’m low on staff, again, can I borrow some of yours?”
- @fashion-icon-vel
"It's not like I can stop you, I don't have any god damn hands, so.. Yeah, go ahead, Vel."
“Thanks vox! Hope you’re enjoying your tablet era.”
"Anytime, and I'm really not. Hopefully I'll get my body back soon.. Hopefully. I have a lot of apologies without gift baskets to make."
“You know you could start apologizing with me, nearly got me killed you arse.”
"Oh, you nearly killed me, blah blah blah- I DIDN'T USE YOU AS THE WEAPON, DID I????"
"But, for what it's worth, yes, I'm sorry letting the stupid deer get in the way of our friendship and causing me to almost kill you. It won't happen again. Was that good? I've been practicing when you guys leave me alone."
“Really? You think thats going to solve the fact that you abandoned me and Val for nearly three days because of the deer guy, nearly a week if you count the stupid heaven plan, nearly got us fucking killed because you went crazy with power, and that’s all you have to say?”
“You’re lucky Val still has some sort of like for you because if it was just me, I’d punch your screen in.”
"I'm sorry for that, too. Not only was it wrong, it was selfish of me to do that. You guys didn't deserve it. God, I forgot about that stuff."
“Obviously it was selfish you prick. You not only nearly killed us, you nearly killed half of fucking hell over some stupid deer!”
"Be thankful I reflected enough to admit it, velvette."
“Fuck you vox, you really haven’t changed.”
"I- yeah I have! It's just hard to tell because you've known me so long, vel."
“Hey vox, I’m low on staff, again, can I borrow some of yours?”
- @fashion-icon-vel
"It's not like I can stop you, I don't have any god damn hands, so.. Yeah, go ahead, Vel."
“Thanks vox! Hope you’re enjoying your tablet era.”
"Anytime, and I'm really not. Hopefully I'll get my body back soon.. Hopefully. I have a lot of apologies without gift baskets to make."
“You know you could start apologizing with me, nearly got me killed you arse.”
"Oh, you nearly killed me, blah blah blah- I DIDN'T USE YOU AS THE WEAPON, DID I????"
"But, for what it's worth, yes, I'm sorry letting the stupid deer get in the way of our friendship and causing me to almost kill you. It won't happen again. Was that good? I've been practicing when you guys leave me alone."
“Really? You think thats going to solve the fact that you abandoned me and Val for nearly three days because of the deer guy, nearly a week if you count the stupid heaven plan, nearly got us fucking killed because you went crazy with power, and that’s all you have to say?”
“You’re lucky Val still has some sort of like for you because if it was just me, I’d punch your screen in.”
"I'm sorry for that, too. Not only was it wrong, it was selfish of me to do that. You guys didn't deserve it. God, I forgot about that stuff."
“Obviously it was selfish you prick. You not only nearly killed us, you nearly killed half of fucking hell over some stupid deer!”
"Be thankful I reflected enough to admit it, velvette."
“Hey vox, I’m low on staff, again, can I borrow some of yours?”
- @fashion-icon-vel
"It's not like I can stop you, I don't have any god damn hands, so.. Yeah, go ahead, Vel."
“Thanks vox! Hope you’re enjoying your tablet era.”
"Anytime, and I'm really not. Hopefully I'll get my body back soon.. Hopefully. I have a lot of apologies without gift baskets to make."
“You know you could start apologizing with me, nearly got me killed you arse.”
"Oh, you nearly killed me, blah blah blah- I DIDN'T USE YOU AS THE WEAPON, DID I????"
"But, for what it's worth, yes, I'm sorry letting the stupid deer get in the way of our friendship and causing me to almost kill you. It won't happen again. Was that good? I've been practicing when you guys leave me alone."
“Really? You think thats going to solve the fact that you abandoned me and Val for nearly three days because of the deer guy, nearly a week if you count the stupid heaven plan, nearly got us fucking killed because you went crazy with power, and that’s all you have to say?”
“You’re lucky Val still has some sort of like for you because if it was just me, I’d punch your screen in.”
"I'm sorry for that, too. Not only was it wrong, it was selfish of me to do that. You guys didn't deserve it. God, I forgot about that stuff."
“Hey vox, I’m low on staff, again, can I borrow some of yours?”
- @fashion-icon-vel
"It's not like I can stop you, I don't have any god damn hands, so.. Yeah, go ahead, Vel."
“Thanks vox! Hope you’re enjoying your tablet era.”
"Anytime, and I'm really not. Hopefully I'll get my body back soon.. Hopefully. I have a lot of apologies without gift baskets to make."
“You know you could start apologizing with me, nearly got me killed you arse.”
"Oh, you nearly killed me, blah blah blah- I DIDN'T USE YOU AS THE WEAPON, DID I????"
"But, for what it's worth, yes, I'm sorry letting the stupid deer get in the way of our friendship and causing me to almost kill you. It won't happen again. Was that good? I've been practicing when you guys leave me alone."
“Hey vox, I’m low on staff, again, can I borrow some of yours?”
- @fashion-icon-vel
"It's not like I can stop you, I don't have any god damn hands, so.. Yeah, go ahead, Vel."
“Thanks vox! Hope you’re enjoying your tablet era.”
"Anytime, and I'm really not. Hopefully I'll get my body back soon.. Hopefully. I have a lot of apologies without gift baskets to make."
