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Valentino Ask/Roleplay Blog ♡ 16+ Blog ♡ SPOILERS AHEAD

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I own you, or have you forgotten that?

«❤️» BEFORE YOU FOLLOW ₊·-͟͟͞➳❥

16+ BLOG. Blog will contain sexual/violent themes, mentions of sex and murder however not straight up NSFW as Mod Blah is uncomfortable.

FICTION. This blog is the work of fiction and has no affiliation with real world issues. Only made to have fun.

PAST BLOG. This blog is run by the same creator of the last pimpin-not-simpin-val blog. Please do not bring up past drama, everyone has moved on and accepts the past.

BASIC DNI. ABSOLUTELY NO HOMO/TRANSPHOBES, MAPS, PEDOS, ZOOPHILES, ANTI-BLM, AND BASIC DNI CRITERIA. YOU WILL BE BLOCKED IF YOU SUPPORT OR ARE THESE THINGS. ZERO EXCEPTIONS.

Please DM mod Blah on @highly-blah if you have any questions or would like for the blog to add new rules.

«💋» ABOUT MOD ₊·-͟͟͞➳❥

Mod Blah has had 6+ years of roleplay experience. Mod Blah is 17 as stated before. Mod Blah will try to be as active as much as she can. That's about it 😹.

«🔗» MISCELLANEOUS ₊·-͟͟͞➳❥

ANON LIST - LINK

BLOG LIST - LINK

«🚬» CREDITS ₊·-͟͟͞➳❥

@/uzmacchiato for white lace dividers

@/cursed-carmine for red lace dividers

«💦» TAGS BELOW ₊·-͟͟͞➳❥

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Val……draw…..please….please….please…..see I asked nicely? Now draw!

" Here you go, babes~. "

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Val…….can you show me a drawing?please?

#IknowI’mWeird

" No! Not until you ask nicely~. "

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Val you shouldn't feed Shock.WAV those wings. He's getting fat, it's not healthy.

" What wings? I didn't get any more chicken wings recently.. "

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Heyy Val... you uhh... go a favourite species of shark..?

@/Sharks-are-pretty-cool (- a vox)

" The fuck you think I know anything about sharks? I ain't a shark extraordinaire like you. "

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THIS MOTHERFUCKING TWINK (vincent) WAS 4,11"

Vox was definitely a twink when he was alive

" Ay, papi~. Was he open to a job when he was alive? "

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Same anon that asked the romantic relationship with a sin question!

What would you do if you started catching genuine feelings for Lucifer? What if he caught genuine feelings first? What if you caught genuine feelings for each other?

" Simple. It wont happen. "

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Kiss,marry, kill: Alastor,Velvette,Vox

" You already know my answer.. Kissing Velvette, Marrying Myself and Killing Vox and Alastor. "

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I have a crush on this guy but he’s all moody and depressed because he just died and he’s all like “wahh I can’t believe I went to hell after death waaa,” how do I get him to stop being a little bitch about it so we can fuck already? What do you do when you wanna seduce somebody?

" I just spike their drink with some of our amazing Love Potions. No consent? No problem! Buy one now, darling~. It'll save you the hassle. "

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" Sounds like a plan, darling~! "

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tits or ass

" You can't make me choose between those two! But if I had to, ass. "

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if you could be with any sin in a romantic relationship… who would it be?

" Easily Lucifer. He's so pathetic and weak minded. I would have fun playing with him. "

[fashion-icon-vel]

“Put a shirt on you mangy stray!”

Yo! This is meant to be a blog for fun, so try not to take it too seriously!

There may be some suggestive themes and some mentions of violence, blood and the like but try to keep things relatively PG, because as mentioned this is for fun and mod is a minor.

Please obey basic DNI, in that we don’t want creeps and bigots on here, but other than that most are welcome.

About mod!

This is run by @starmurdercoll and will be done at the fastest pace we can.

We will try to answer as quickly as possible but are still in school and do have a lot to do.

(We’re also relatively new to this so don’t expect perfect rp lolz)

Tags!

[vincent-talks-sharks]

“But I promise, you can trust me with your entertainment.”

“Your leader, Vincent Whitman, has come to deliver once again. My lambs… you all look so beutiful today for our sacrifices. I will leave you soon, it’s true, but you should continue to trust me with your afterlives.”

( leaders age : 34 )

( followers : 1,257 )

( in commune members : 142 )

( favorite meal : lamb )

( lambs inquiries : open )

“You want NEWER, you want BIGGER, you want BRIGHTER”

Mod is @mun-chip and a minor (I am so afraid to run this because of that but fuck it we ball) NO SMUT. please for the love of all that is holy do not be so sex starved that you become a reporter fucker like Louis Clark or wtf her name is

Reporter scum but also already has the start of his cult

OH UH TAGS :

#shock.wav posting

#lambs speak

#doves speak

#leaders sermons

Please don’t bring up the fact that I’m a minor and “too young to be in this fandom” I know I’m way too young for this but I will try to handle this character as well as we can, and unfortunately for you other Hazbin fans who don’t want any minors viewing the show, I’m here to stay. I’m also in high school so I’m not a fucking baby that needs to be pampered.

But pamper Vincent he needs it

I’m very familiar with the source material and even have some fic headcanons gathered and stuff

I will be writing fics and putting the AO3 links HERE :

There will be a daily shark repost and oh uh

LAMBS (cult members) :

DOVES (the favorites / children) :

If you want me to tag you / put your emoji, tell me where so I can act accordingly uh

Yeah he’s rattling up there

Don’t interact if you don’t ball with the queers (homophobic)

I’m undiagnosed for everything but PTSD somehow so uh DONT TALK ABOUT THE PASSAGE OF TIME TOO DEEPLY BECAUSE IT SENDS ME INTO A DEPRESSIVE STATE/SPIRALING/CRYING AND ACTIVATES INSOMNIA

you can’t trigger the rest of my ptsd so dw about it

I procrastinate chronically + school so uh I get on as much as I can I might be a minute

LIKE SPAM PLEASE MY EGO NEEDS TO BE STROKED. PET MY EGO.

[voxtek-ceo]

\\hwy guys. I don't run this or know the person running this at all. But I rlly like the blog theme. So go check this out.

[vincent-talks-sharks]

// I think I’m the first Vincent blog, also you’re really cool wtf do you mean I’m cool

[voxtek-ceo]

\\LMAO I DIDN'T THINK YOUD SEE THIS. UR THE FIRST I'VE SEEN SOOO YEAH. I WOULD MAKE ONE IF MY FRIENDS WOULD MAKE OTHER HUMAN HAZBIN BLOGS 😭 Plus I made this before episodes 7 and 8 I'm pretty sure. ALSO ofc ur cool any vox/Vincent fan gets my respect as a fellow vox/Vincent fan

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// Bro I would make a Human Valentino blog if you would ask me smh 🙄 /silly

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Which sin do you think would be the easiest to seduce? Also, I love your outfits!

" Lucifer, easy. His ego is so fragile and I bet I can get him into my studio one way or another~. "

" And thank you, darling. "

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Are you gonna help Vox get a body again or no. If not, are you gonna find someone to get him a new body?

" Vox? Of course I'm going to help his dumbass. Or lack there of. "

[voxtek-ceo]

"PLEASE VAL I NEED THIS...."

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" Who are you and what did you do to Vox? "

[voxtek-ceo]

"Pff- I am vox??"

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" My Vox has never said please. You must be a faker. "

[voxtek-ceo]

"Val, I say please all the time. I'm not that much of an asshole- am I?"

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" In bed you are~. "

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Are you gonna help Vox get a body again or no. If not, are you gonna find someone to get him a new body?

" Vox? Of course I'm going to help his dumbass. Or lack there of. "

[voxtek-ceo]

"PLEASE VAL I NEED THIS...."

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" Who are you and what did you do to Vox? "

[voxtek-ceo]

"Pff- I am vox??"

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" My Vox has never said please. You must be a faker. "