your vulgar darling

jocelyn | 21 navigation

[vuigardarling]

btw thot i should share the backup @verasimonebennett

[vuigardarling]

id never feel guilty about ghosting a man, he definitely deserved it.

[vuigardarling]

my special talent is having no idea that men are hitting on me and accidentally being mean to them while they try to talk me up

[xvisualtreasure09x]

[vuigardarling]

i love men that are a lil weird n off putting..

[inthesensethat-deactivated20240]

[vuigardarling]

god i miss when this app had my girls on it

[vuigardarling]

“i don’t want to come off as psychotic” is woman for “i have valid and understandable emotions about something”

[alienpapacy]

Beer

[vuigardarling]

i’m literally vera bennett if she wasn’t a total shut in

[bratbait]

*announcer voice* And now, we’ll hear a few words from our sponsors!

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[vuigardarling]

i’m still like so depressed i had a miscarriage even though having that kid would’ve been a fucking insane idea

[vuigardarling]

i’m talking to this guy that’s a cpl at a whole different facility and i can already feel that i’m gonna regret this

[bathemeclean]

(via Family Tree)

[thatbitchsimone]

[vuigardarling]

i need to write an autobiography of the past nine months my life

[disgustinggf]