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@oceanfrontdrew
DINNY CELLPHONE HEADCANONS
Ginny is ~jokingly~ in his phone as “wife”.
Her picture is definitely this (but obviously insert Darcy instead)
Honestly, my gut reaction was OVERWHELMING!!!!! but it’s probably something dumb and annoying like this
his last text is probably a picture of darcy eating ice cream w/ the caption “who is his favorite parent now?”
OOC | Pippa & Drew
Oh yeah no I should dEF mention Pippa does ~not~ think in the slightest that they’re in love she would never interfere if she did (and in fact would probs actually start planning their wedding smdh) and she sees Ginny all heart eyes and him making a dumb joke and she’s like ‘no!!!!! ginny deserves the best!!!!! why is she w someone who doesn’t see how wonderful she is!!!!! she should be w ian!!!!!’ And she def thinks she’s doing both of them a good deed by finding Drew someone he would actually love and her someone who would love her like she deserves smdh she’s honestly pleased w herself ‘i deserve a gold medal for good deeds!’
I honestly feel like she’s gonna throw him together w ppl who probs don’t mesh well w him????? It’s like that time Jim told Andy all the things Pam hates most (saying she loves them) so when he hit on her he’d offer her a nightmare…except Pippa has no clue that’s what she’s doing??????? LIke I can def see her being like OMG DREW AND ANNIE WOULD BE PERF TOGETHER WHY ISN’T THAT A THING?????? etc and I just…pippa no A RICH SUPERMODEL Im cryin bc she’d def take that srsly and be like ‘you’re in luck!! i know tons of those!!!!’
HAHAHAHAH icry b/c if she DID know and she was trying to plan their wedding (which I feel like drew and ginny are kinda “jokingly” already planning themselves #idiots) that that might actually break them up b/c drew would freak out haha
OMMMMMMGGGG OMG OMG!!! Pippa trying to set Annie and Drew up on a date would be the most disastero s and awkward thing in the world!!! especially if it was like a blind date and neither of them knew it was a date and OMG then if it got back to ginny and UGH (drew: way to go pippa) ... so basically this is my way of saying that that should def be a thing ;DDD
ooc: drew + ria
LIZZY YES I NEED THIS LIKE AIR lkajdf lkjkalsjflkjdsfkljsd ;EFJ A;SDF THAT BOSS ok but can you imagine the pranks they play on the boss?????? Like, Ria “pretending” to find something they’ve actually done and like screaming to distract the boss while Drew hides or rigging his office door to drop a bucket of water on him. Also, can him screaming “YOUTHS!” be a thing????? <33333333 Also, if Drew is security, does he get a key to the building bc Ria wants to know ;DDDD You know she makes all sort of sarcastic ‘security’ jokes like *boss slips on a well-placed banana peel* “If only you’d put security on that, sir,” or when it’s just her and Drew and they’ve drawn on every single watermelon there “wow the security in this place has really gone to shit” *high fives drew* Also them being “concerned citizens” THESE ARE TEARS
How long do you think they’ve known each other/been friends btw? I feel like they spend a lot of time pulling ridiculous stunts, now, yeah? Also Ria: aww, you’re so much more fun than my 80 year old grandma who would be spending this time predicting the apocalypse. did you know we only have a year to live?
um the boss screaming YOUTHS is absolutely a thing!!!!! AHHHHH omg omg omg I also really want drew to get a key to the building???? ANd somehow he’s like become the boss’s most trusted person (I feel like he might legit work there part-time or something and he’s like “this started out as a prank but now it’s a legit job???” but smdh he def uses his power for ~evil~ and helps ria mess everything up when their boss isn’t looking and is like “the youths are increasing in force” or something when the boss points out the the pranks have actually gotten worse since he started (drew: imagine what it would be like if i wasn’t here!! :DDD)
anyway maybe it’s just been a few years?? like maybe they met through valerie????
BUT OMG OMG OMG THE KRESSES HAVING A GM LIKE THAT I’M LAUGHING I’M CRYING PLS PLS HAVE RIA TAKE DREW WITH HER TO MEET HER GM AT SOME POINT B/C HE WOULD MAKE ALL OF THESE COMMENTS AND GET THE EYEBROW FROM HELL OMMMGGGG
OOC | Cece & Drew
Cece: *to Drew* OMG you look exactly like Sam Winchester/Robbie Drake! (what shows exist in oto verse *existential crisis*) Will: *walks in* Who? Is that a friend of yours? Cece: A friend of mine!? *hugs Will* Will: *to Drew* …helP
No, but these two def know each other *gestures to Ginny* and all I can think when I think of these two is (this) hahaha
LOOK LIKE SAM WINCHESTER/ROBBIE DRAKE I’M!!!!!!!
hahah omg i have no idea what shows exist in this verse hahah that’s all gotten so complicated anymore lol all i know for sure is that wayn and oto are in the same universe ... and so is tfs and tots and titanic and unite or die and ptw and therefore brighton and omfg why are we like this ;DDD
idk tho fyfod could be a show in oto verse??
but ANYWAY THESE TWO OMG B/C THAT CHRIS/ELIZABETH THING HAS 10000%%%% happened?!?!?! (omg probs on multiple occasions b/c obviously once is not enough smdh) Drew thinks he’s hilarious omg #facepalm
I feel like cece is someone that drew pranks a lot b/c her reactions are golden ++ she’s someone who will always forgive him haha (this is how he treats his friends i’m ???)
OOC | Adam & Drew
Ok, but can you imaGIne the things these two get up to?????????? THESE ARE TEARS Like pranking each other, pranking other ppl together, running from the cops asp probably smdh
everyone: THE HORRORS!!!!!!! <333
omg tho idek what that would be like but honestly SO TERRIFYING!!!!! altho ... I weirdly think that it might be less terrifying w/ both of them than with just adam just b/c I feel like adam is crueler with his pranks than drew is??? like I feel like drew might help to ~pull him back~ a little when they work together, if that makes sense???
that being said, I feel like (along w/ joe) the three of them have created like these epic scale pranks worthy of punk’d hahah
[ooc] Drew & Stu
so these two are both honorary selznicks! so i’m thinking they’re probably friends??? and stu probably spends A LOT of time at will and drew’s house. and yeah. i think stu loves everyone who lives there and they are all his bros and he enjoys them all?? …. also the five year old in me is like DREW AND STU’S NAMES RHYME SO THEY HAVE TO BE FRIENDS. so there’s also that, haha.
HONORARY SELZNICKS UNITE!!!! :DDD omg but you know that they def are???? drew was probably one of those people who thought stu WAS a selznick when he first met them hahaha #facepalm AHHHH OMG DREW AND STU’S NAMES RHYMING THO i never noticed that haha but I feel like drew probably teases stu about that hahah (stu: you must now refer to me as stewart)
anyway omg okay so drew loves stu a lot but he def pranks him alllll the time?? tbh i feel like stu and owen are his favs to prank b/c they are so grumpy in comparison to will and chris??? so i’m sorry about that but drew definitely isn’t ;DDD
Bored | Drew & Elaine
“Right…” Elaine said, chuckling a bit. “You both definitely aren’t like that…”
She didn’t believe that for a second.
“My weekend…” she chewed on her lip for a moment, wondering how much of her life she wanted to divulge to a guy she squirted with a water bottle when he got too close to her merchandise.
“I… am hanging out with someone I met at that party your casual girlfriend invited me to last weekend,” she finally told him. “He’s, uhm, a painter. We’re supposed to meet for drinks tomorrow night.”
Drew rolled his eyes, but otherwise chose to ignore her obvious sarcastic comment about his relationship with Ginny.
He was more than willing to switch the conversation from his love life to her’s and, leaning over on the counter, “Ooh, is it Alan? Don’t know that kid that well,” He said, “But he seems like a nice guy.” He paused, “If the food selection at his party was anything to judge his character by -- and I think that’s always a great starting point -- he’s a keeper.”
He paused, drumming his hands on the counter again as he realized he’d run out of things to say, “Hey, do you mind if I borrow your computer for two seconds?” He asked.
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Truce | Drew & Seth
What no one had told Seth about moving into his own apartment– alone –was that it would be so lonely. Granted, he didn’t exactly live alone. Living in Gabby Grant’s building was never dull. And Seth already had a lot of friends there. But they had their own lives and jobs and things. And Seth? Well, he had his sisters.
And since he had a free day, he’d decided to head over and pay them a visit. Sometimes it was so weird being an adult. You spend all your childhood wanting the freedom to be an adult and do whatever you want and then you grow up and wish everything had just stayed the same. For Seth, that meant missing his time spent with the two sisters who had essentially raised him.
Sure, they lived not far from his new place. But living in separate residences wasn’t the same as having them there in the next room whenever he needed them.
Though apparently his need to see them was not mutual. They were always on Seth to call before popping over because sometimes they weren’t home. But Seth never listened.
Luckily, Drew happened to be home. And he was as good as family. “Hey man,” he said as he popped out of the car and clapped Drew on the shoulder, mostly just happy to see a familiar face. But a true grin broke over his face as Drew spelled out his plan.
“Excellent. I have an entire afternoon to fill and a whole bunch of new pranks that need testing. So what are we thinking? Whipped cream? Tapioca pudding?” He paused, his hand stroking his chin as he thought it threw. “Wait. I’ve got it. We dig a whole in the back yard, fill it with water and trick him into falling in it. Maybe we can trick everyone into falling in it? Call it the impromptu Selznick and Connors luau and pretend like we told them about it weeks ago.“
He laughed a little, his eyes shining. “That’s pretty good, right? What have you got, prank master? Let’s brainstorm.”
With that, he clapped Drew on the shoulder again, heading for the house.
“Not bad, not bad,” He agreed, “The main problem with that one is that we’d be wrecking the lawn, and if there’s anything I learned about living here is that the lawn is off limits. We dig a hole in their backyard and there’s every chance that we end up in it ... although I really do like the idea of digging the hole and then just trying to convince them that we’ve started construction on a pool and that it’d be easier to expand it than try to fill it in.”
He laughed, “But knowing those guys, they’d just give us a lecture about how we’ve dug the hole wrong and it would turn into a lecture about how neither of us have any construction skills and there would probably be a practical component and trust me, you don’t want to be apart of that.”
He considered Seth’s suggestion for a moment. “But there’s something about a wet Owen that reminds me of a drowned grumpy cat and that’s something I’d like to see, so I like where you are going with that.” He paused, “Not sure what exactly or how yet, but, dude, we gotta do something with that.”
He pulled out his phone, “In the meantime, I’m gonna make a quick craigslist post - what do you think? Should I put up a fake post advertising Owen’s truck for sale at a ridiculously low price or a yard sale for Sunday starting at like ... 6AM?”
Shake It Off | Natalie & Drew
“There,” Natalie grinned as she put her hands on her hips, looking around the Selznick-Weisman house. “It’s lovely.” A spray of flowers erupted from the otherwise very masculine landscape of the living room and, from this angle, she could spot another she’d placed in the kitchen. “Now it looks like spring!” she declared as she plumped one of the pillows on the sofa.
Work had been stressful today. There were all the usual little stresses, but it was getting warm and now somehow Virginia Beach had become a place to be seen for the up-and-coming, what with established “elites” like the Porters and the Ackermans and the Kanes all growing roots here, which meant being rude to the hotel staff to prove a point of supposed superiority. Natalie had gotten more than enough of that side of things when she’d dated Max and she really didn’t need anymore of it, ever. Her attitude, of course, had always been ‘kill it with kindness,’ and it carried her through but it also wore her out.
Her answer to a day like this? Clean the hell out of something. She’d been meaning to swing by the residence for days now and, at last, the time had arrived. The house practically glistened with cleanliness.
Hearing footsteps behind her, Natalie screamed and whirled around, clutching a broom as if for dear life. “Drew!” she exclaimed, recognizing the figure. “What on earth are you doing here?!” Her grip loosened on the broom and her brows crinkled as she realized she was standing in the middle of his house. “That is…you surprised me.” She laughed and, shaking her head, put her face in one hand. “Wow. Sorry. Can we start over? Um, hi, Drew, how’s your day been?”
“We could start over, but I’m enjoying watching you being all surprised to see me, here of all places, in my own house,” He said, teasingly. “I know you are shocked, but I decided that today, I’m gonna just go ahead and live my normal life, like I do everyday,” He said, “I know that was a great story, wanna hear me tell it again?”
“So, what are you doing here?” He asked. He forked a thumb over his shoulder, pointing to the flowers in the kitchen, “Putting bee food in our house?”
He laughed, “Uh, my day?” He’d had the day off and he’d spent it being just as productive as if he’d been at work (which meant not at all when it came to things that mattered). The truth was, he’d spent it replacing all of the cream in the Oreos with toothpaste and setting alarms for 3:00AM and hiding them around the house.
“Let’s just say, you probably don’t wanna eat any of the cookies you find around here.” He grinned, mischievously. Then, he shook his head, “You know, I’m starting to wonder why these guys haven’t kicked me out yet. I’d kick me out.” He shrugged, “It’s probably because I’m their only friend.” He teased.
help; I kissed my wife and she gasped and covered her dog’s eyes saying, “not in front of the children!!!!!!”
Everybody Loves a Clown | 2x02
Bored | Drew & Elaine
Elaine watched him as he walked to the fridge to make sure no disasters happened along the way. She only dared to look away once he’d reached the fridge.
“Oh, no thank you,” she said in response to his offer. She only drank water after lunch. (And gin… but that was basically water.)
“There are always times when a well placed squirt of water is necessary,” Elaine replied, clicking through the calendar on the screen in front of her. Mostly the spray bottles were for the plants that dotted the salon, but she did chase off Ward earlier in the week when he’d tried to flirt with Ginny.
“So….” Elaine said, closing out the scheduling program on her computer and looking across the room to Drew, who had smartly stayed next to the fridge where there was nothing to spill iced tea on, “What disgustingly cute thing do you and Ginny have planned for this weekend?”
Despite her choice of working, Elaine thought Drew and Ginny were quite adorable. She wasn’t one to proclaim such a thing with exclamation points and emojis (Elaine wasn’t honestly sure she even knew what an emoji was) but she thought they were an exceptionally good couple. Drew seemed so attentive and Ginny so smitten and if she were prone to say things like “aww” she probably would about them.
“Ha, okay cool --- so I’m not the most annoying person in your life?” He asked, raising his eyebrows, “Or, y’know, not the only annoying person in your life.” He added, “Either way, I’m feeling better about myself.”
Drew stiffened a little at the mention of Ginny. They’d decided that this was casual; they’d decided to take this slow. That seemed to suit them both, but everyone around them seemed to think that they days away from announcing that they were going to get married.
What Drew couldn’t see was how obvious it was to everyone around them how much they cared about each other. Drew hadn’t even admitted it to himself how much he liked Ginny. The last time he’d been with a girl, he’d fallen too fast, too soon, and she’d used him. He wasn’t ready to get hurt again, so he told himself that it didn’t matter.
They’d just been casually dating. They’d just causally adopted a dog together. They just casually spent all of their time together. They just causally acted like they were already married.
“Oh, we aren’t like that,” He said, waving his hand to brush off the question, “I mean, we don’t do disgustingly cute. We don’t even really do things. We just chill out, go with the flow. It’s casual ... we’ll probably just order takeout and watch netflix.”
He looked back over to Elaine, “What about you? Got plans for the weekend?”
ooc: drew + amaira
okay so I know that we talked about these two for a hot second but I honestly can’t remember what we said????? but I do know that the newspaper and the news station has a kinda friendly rivalry going but haha omg drew doesn’t care about that at all???? like he probably jokes about it but tbh he’s probably like bffs with the news sports guys even though they are def his competition he honestly is pretty chill about that kinda thing ANYWAY i think he’d love amaira and think she’s totally adorable/respect the hell out of her??
Back to the Ordinary | Annie & Drew
Annie’s day hadn’t been going too bad. She’d taken a short coffee break, run into Becca and eventually, come back to her office to finish editing photos from an assignment she’d been on with Jane. The photos had turned out great and Annie couldn’t help but feel pretty proud of herself. Even though, the Daily Press was predominately about the articles, worked hard to make sure her photos were just as good.
Nevertheless, it was weird hearing him call her by her last name. Recently, the two had been working together a little more again and Annie had found herself looking forward to the times he requested her services. Since their breakup, Annie still hadn’t manage to apologize to Drew. At first he couldn’t look at her and his recent trend has been to revert back to and odd emotion of casual. One thing Annie is terrible at.
“Oh! Yeah,” she replied, a bit forcefully, she let go of her computer mouse and moved her chair back. “Can’t say no to a hotdog,” she teased, with an easy smile, actually looking up at Drew. He looked so good and Annie had to tell her self to look elsewhere. Bitting her lower lip, Annie grabbed her camera bag saying, “Let me just grab my gear…Did you want to leave right now?” She asked, glancing back up at him.
“Yeah, we gotta head out now if we are gonna make the first pitch,” He said, pulling his bag over his shoulder, “Meet you at my truck in ten?” He asked.
Drew stopped by his desk to grab his notes, recorder, and a couple of extra pens which he stuffed into his bag. He suddenly wondered if he had done the right thing in asking her. They’d worked on assignments before since their break-up, but it was easily a forty minute drive to the stadium from there and they’d never had that much time together alone without work to keep them busy since then.
He didn’t want to talk about their past and he hoped she wouldn’t bring it up, either. It probably would do them both good to clear the air, but Drew never thought about things long-term. He lived for the here and now and here and now he didn’t want to talk about anything serious.
“You ready to go?” He asked, “Fair warning: my driving has only gotten worse ... so you are gonna wanna buckle up. On the bright side, I’ll probably get us there in 1/2 the time or not at all, because we will be dead in a fiery car crash,” He said, teasingly, “But hey, what a way to go, right?”