what the puck actually

hockey shit from a baby hockey player ... 30s :: they/them :: colorado avalanche homer :: & i interact from @mtnlei !

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oh bardy😭

[vulcanizedrubber]

my therapist taught me a de-stress technique and it's basically that mouth 'O' that nathan mackinnon always does

anyway pretending to be nate dogg at work so i dont strangle someone

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Emma Maltais is doing a questionnaire on reddit tomorrow (May 29th) at 3pm EDT (Toronto time)!

Not sure if there's some kind of tech snafu, though, because she has posted two different reddit threads; here is a link to her reddit profile.

Let's stay tuned and see if we can get some good questions out to her!

[vulcanizedrubber]

I don't know why her PR team decided to use an edited image of Emma, but this AMA has been verified. Here is the link to the thread.

Emma will not be monitoring or answering questions until 3pm EDT, but you can ask your questions now!

[pathetic-girlwoman]

i am desperately clinging to our current roster, gang. i’m so scared for the next few months

[vulcanizedrubber]

im so attached to everyone 🥺 everyoneee

also they traded mikko on my birthday. i never saw that coming. so i am have the fear

[vulcanizedrubber]

Emma Maltais is doing a questionnaire on reddit tomorrow (May 29th) at 3pm EDT (Toronto time)!

Not sure if there's some kind of tech snafu, though, because she has posted two different reddit threads; here is a link to her reddit profile.

Let's stay tuned and see if we can get some good questions out to her!

[dbacksavs]

the worst part about being the "sports person" to your friends and family is knowing everyone is going to ask you how your team is doing the day after they implode in spectacular fashion

[vulcanizedrubber]

A GLIMMER!!!!!!

[vulcanizedrubber]

dangit

[vulcanizedrubber]

well, it was a pleasure, ladies and gents and non-gendered babes

[vulcanizedrubber]

they should not be allowed to film bedsy drawing up the play that's fucking cheating 🤬

[vulcanizedrubber]

A GLIMMER!!!!!!

[vulcanizedrubber]

me every single game: ref get the fuck out of the way

[vulcanizedrubber]

can we get someone to investigate how v*gas chills the puck

why the fuck is it so bouncy

[vulcanizedrubber]

ahh boys i need y'all to play according to hikaru utada's 2009 hit song featured in kingdom hearts:

simple and clean

[vulcanizedrubber]

bruh if i see someone wearing those cup chaser sneakers they're getting bullied

[vulcanizedrubber]

refs manage this fucking game so we win it in 7. because thats actually what bettman wants

source: it makes more money

[vulcanizedrubber]

just gotta keep pushing

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I got crucified for saying this on reddit but the ice in v*gas is TRASH GARBAGE

its still wet in the corners and behind the nets

I've been there and seen it in person and I hold that it could be part of their home ice advantage, which is trashy af