Full Custody Of Evil Women

- addicted to starting new things and never finishing anything - Barbara | she/her | Brazil | love grass and evil women

[mildmayfoxe]

1) any stretching is better than no stretching

2) any vegetable is better than no vegetable

3) statistically you will never be the worst person at anything, there is always someone in the world who is worse at stuff than you are

[kej-art]

i gave you my whole life and you didn't even want it

[vetchtibbles]

a moment of silence for my roommate who has to endure me doing linguistics homework. out loud. making sounds with parts of my mouth and throat I didn’t even realise I could use to make sounds. repeatedly and with passion

[teacupsandcyanide]

i think the moment of silence needs to come directly from you on this one

[reimanticism]

i had a vision (w/refs ⏬)

[roguespeedster]

say what you will about the 90s but there were so so many women on TV with beautiful curly hair. we used to be a proper society

[mynqzo]

oh these two wanna kill me with how much theyr in my brain

[globeshaped]

Brian Eno and photoshop (1995)

[valtsv]

so last year during a period of intense suicidal depression i made this necklace that i always wear, right, and the thing is it's genuinely brought me a lot of comfort and relief and i've developed a strong sentimental attachment to it, to the point that i can inarguably state that it's had a net positive effect on my mental wellbeing. however i did now just have to stop to almost throw up laughing because i realised that i've succumbed to the amulet.

[xetrasherpa]

[nineinchmales]

Did you know that um…. (remembers that words are very unnecessary, they can only do harm) …………

[tench]

I'm enjoying the silence

[ransomnote]

every fleetwood mac documentary i've ever watched is like "the band was at the height of their success, enjoying the fame rolling in from their #1 hit 'i know about the other woman, lindsey'. however, nobody could have sensed the tension brewing between members."

[ransomnote]

"the group initially disbanded immediately after the release of the single 'well get the fuck out if you're going to be like that', leaving thousands of fans shocked."

[ferocioustrout]

i love being attracted to women i think its fun and awesome for me

[wifegideonnav]

“bits to use in everyday conversations”

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[bilb0bagginssss]

the last one is jod

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[anonymousyellowlizard]

[rockytheeridian]

YOU JUST NEED TO FIND SOMEONE TO BE BRAVE FOR.

[emillungs]

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