2ame thiing wwe do evvery niight

psa: due to the fact that i am a troll i typically type with a "typin quirk," but if youre an alien whos unfamiliar with trolls ill drop it for you so you dont have to go "what the hell is with these fuckin wws and 2s and vvs and iis" or anything. youre welcome. my name ii2 2oldan camptora and iif youvve got anythiing twwo 2ay about iit then 2hut up currently an "orphaned" 2priite iif you knoww any jake human2 wwho need help tell me

[vviiru2-blog]

wwho do ii owwe?

iif nobody an2wwer2 iim fuckiin DONE wwiith you.

[vviiru2-blog]

wwho2 evven giivven you 2hiit about iit? can you kiill them?

[vvoldemora-deactivated20200621]

i dont think killin off my moirail wwould be that smart a movve

[vviiru2-blog]

wwell, fuck.

try explaiiniin twwo her wwhy iit2 iimportant.

[vviiru2-blog]

apparently fuckiin not.

wwelcome twwo the club.

[vvoldemora-deactivated20200621]

thanks

the wworst fuckin part a it wwas that i didnt evven get to kill off anythin satisfyin

[vviiru2-blog]

wwho2 evven giivven you 2hiit about iit? can you kiill them?

[turburrito-deactivated20160719]

she's actually really cute to be honest

I was just given a really weird colour pallet... I honestly don't know what the programmers were thinking.

[vviiru2-blog]

yeah, 2he ii2, ehehe.

you look pretty fuckiin normal twwo me.

[vvoldemora-deactivated20200621]

cant a troll just kill people an not be questioned about it

[vviiru2-blog]

apparently fuckiin not.

wwelcome twwo the club.

[turburrito-deactivated20160719]

CHIN UP

JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ADOPTED

DOESN’T MEAN YOU AREN’T WANTED

BUT IT WOULD HELP IF YOU WERE CUTER

NOTJUSTABORINGUGLYGRAYFACEDYELLOWTOOTHEDWEIRDOWHONOBODYWILLWANTBECAUSEYOUREUNWORTHYYYY

[vviiru2-blog]

ahem

wwhat2 wwrong wwiith gray faced yelloww toothed wweiirdo2

havve you nevver actually met a troll iin per2on, or

[turburrito-deactivated20160719]

i just felt like looking up one of the songs from my youth to see if it’d make Nellope feel better about the whole dad thing

I don’t think this one would do much good

And no, I’ve only spoken to them online..?

[vviiru2-blog]

here

a piicture a the mo2t normal lookiin troll ii knoww

wwell except for the fact that 2he wwear2 a fake taiil. wwe dont actually havve taiil2.

you talk liike beiin gray and yelloww ii2 2omethiing 2trange. maybe youre 2ome 2ort a hornle22 troll.

[vviiru2-blog]

oh my god wwhat ii2 that face ehehehe

thank2 for cheeriin me up a liittle, pal.

> The picture actually pissed you off even more. No need to mention that though.

[savi9r-archive]

[vviiru2-blog]

ii2 that a human driinkiin 2opor 2liime.

howw po2iitiively cute.

[vviiru2-blog]

wwhat

ii thought wwe wwere

you knoww

goiin 2omewwhere?

ii mean ii wwa2 puttiin my fuckiin all iintwwo tho2e po2t2, ii dont go all out liike that for any a22 2taiin cro22iin my da2h

yeah ii come on kiinda 2trong 2ure, ii knoww that, but ii thought

you knoww

wwhat wwiith howw wwell our vviieww2 cla2h and all

you miighta been

ii dont knoww

2orta

2eeiin 2ome potentiial twwo

[selfrighte9us]

Are y9u implying that all 9f this was s9me kind 9f twisted hate flirting that went way t99 9ut 9f c9ntr9l?

I’m s9rry t9 6urst y9ur 6u66le, 6ut I d9n’t hate y9u n9r d9 I see y9u as a rival in any way. I d9n’t even dislike y9u, even th9ugh under these circumstances and after all that y9u’ve put me thr9ugh, that I 9ught t9.

I can say that I’ve disliked the way that y9u’ve treated me, 6ut n9t y9u in general.

The next time y9u decide that y9u are interested in s9me9ne like that, y9u sh9uldn’t 6e harassing them and g9ing at them until they 6reak d9wn. Tears were shed, I h9pe y9u realize that. That sh9uld’ve 6een a sign m9re than anything else.

I’d als9 like t9 p9int 9ut that I’m celi6ate, and it’s n9t likely that I’m g9ing t9 enter s9mething s9 s99n, especially with s9me9ne that d9es n9t respect me at all 9r even seem t9 care a69ut my em9ti9ns.

There’s a difference 6etween g9ing 6ack at it with s9me9ne versus attacking them. And there’s a huge difference 6etween what is appr9priate when c9nsidering kissmesitude and what is just d9uche6aggery.

[vviiru2-blog]

yeah liike ii need a fuckiin CELIIBATE TROLL twwo tell me howw fliirtiin wwork2 2orry iif you dont havve enough of a 2PIINE twwo handle iit that2 hardly my fuckiin fault iif you cant keep up or dont knoww howw twwo ii gue22 iit2 a fuckiin plu2 for me that you COULDNT 2tand up twwo that 2avved me from wwhat wwould a clearly been a royally 2hiit relatiion2hiip after all diidnt iit 

my fuckiin god wwhat 2ort a pan2y a22ed bonele22 liittle grub thiink2 that tear2 arent 2uppo2ed twwo be 2hed iin blackrom ii dodged a fuckiin bullet there

[turburrito-deactivated20160719]

CHIN UP

JUST BECAUSE YOU’RE NOT ADOPTED

DOESN’T MEAN YOU AREN’T WANTED

BUT IT WOULD HELP IF YOU WERE CUTER

NOTJUSTABORINGUGLYGRAYFACEDYELLOWTOOTHEDWEIRDOWHONOBODYWILLWANTBECAUSEYOUREUNWORTHYYYY

[vviiru2-blog]

ahem

wwhat2 wwrong wwiith gray faced yelloww toothed wweiirdo2

havve you nevver actually met a troll iin per2on, or

[vviiru2-blog]

nobody a2ked you, and al2o iim no longer readiin your po2t2.

[vviiru2-blog]

oh my god wwhat ii2 that face ehehehe

thank2 for cheeriin me up a liittle, pal.

> The picture actually pissed you off even more. No need to mention that though.

[vviiru2-blog]

nobody a2ked you.

[savi9r-archive]

He appreciates my input, whereas he d9esn’t care at all f9r y9urs. Wh9 seems t9 6e preferred here?  ](:B

I’ll give y9u a hint, since y9u d9n’t seem t9 understand much 9f what I say very well: Me.

Ver6al a6use t9 the p9int y9u’ve 6r9ught him is n9t h9w y9u handle this. 

[vviiru2-blog]

nobody a2ked you, and al2o iim no longer readiin your po2t2.

[savi9r-archive]

vviiru2:

wwhiich ii2 wwhy ii 2peciifiically left blood out a iit iin my reply twwo you.

youre wwelcome.

T9 **me.**  N9t t9 him.  And I d9n’t appreciate that.

If y9u’re attempting t9 6lack c9urt him, y9u’re d9ing a h9rri6le j96. I reiterate: get l9st. 

[vviiru2-blog]

nobody a2ked you.

[vviiru2-blog]

wwhat

[selfrighte9us]

I gave y9u many chances and it d9esn’t seem like y9u’re g9ing t9 quit it anytime s99n. I really want n9 part in what y9u’re trying t9 d9 and in the end he’s right. Why sh9uld I let myself 6e su6jected t9 y9ur a6use? I d9n’t hate myself quite that much.

I supp9se th9ugh, that I sh9uld give y9u 9ne final chance, 9nly 6ecause 6l9cking is s9mething that I d9 n9t really with t9 res9rt t9.

Y9u d9n’t have t9 like me 9r even agree with my existence, which y9u d9n’t apparently f9r s9me reas9n, 6ut that d9esn’t mean that y9u have t9 c9nstantly attack me any chance y9u get.

[vviiru2-blog]

wwhat

ii thought wwe wwere

you knoww

goiin 2omewwhere?

ii mean ii wwa2 puttiin my fuckiin all iintwwo tho2e po2t2, ii dont go all out liike that for any a22 2taiin cro22iin my da2h

yeah ii come on kiinda 2trong 2ure, ii knoww that, but ii thought

you knoww

wwhat wwiith howw wwell our vviieww2 cla2h and all

you miighta been

ii dont knoww

2orta

2eeiin 2ome potentiial twwo

[vviiru2-blog]

2tatement: your ance2tor ii2 a total fuckiin wwa2te a 2pace.

agree or dii2agree, and provviide angry detaiil2 iillu2tratiin wwhy.

[orneryasshole-blog]

I’M ASSUMING YOU MEAN THE SUFFERER AND NOT KANKRI?

IF SO: FUCK YOU. I DISAGREE.

FROM WHAT I’VE HEARD, HE SEEMED TO BE A VERY PASSIONATE, WISE TROLL WHO DID NOTHING BUT TRY TO SHOW SOME FUCKING SENSE IN THE WORLD. TO TRY AND SHOW EVERYONE THE IMPORTANCE OF COMPASSION AND UNDERSTANDING INSTEAD OF TENSION AND HATRED BRINGING PEOPLE TOGETHER. HE DIDN’T CARE WHOSE COLOR WAS WHAT OR WHETHER THEY DESERVED TO BE  PEASANT OR A QUEEN OR WHATEVER THE FUCK. HE WANTED PEOPLE TO START USING THEIR FUCKING HEADS AND WORK TOGETHER TO MAKE THINGS BETTER.

BUT YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO HIM?

THEY FUCKING KILLED HIM.

SO ABOUT YOUR STATEMENT, IT’S WRONG.

IT’S YOUR BLOODCASTE HIERARCHY THAT’S A FUCKING WASTE OF SPACE.

[vviiru2-blog]

actually ii meant kankrii.

(you 2ay YOUR bloodca2te hiierarchy liike ii owwn iit or 2omethiing. wwhen diid ii iinheriit the deed twwo the hemo2pectrum?)

anywway, youre wwelcome.

[vviiru2-blog]

sledzeppelin started following you

no

[vviiru2-blog]

n9el asked you: Then here's the same TL;DR I gave s9me9ne else-- Y9ur 6l99d d9es n9t entitle y9u t9 6e a huge d9uche6ag, s9 kindly fuck 9ff 6ecause y9u're n9thing special.

wwhiich ii2 wwhy ii 2peciifiically left blood out a iit iin my reply twwo you.

youre wwelcome.

[conjunctivitiscurse-deactivated]

3833 < a )(aiku

[conjunctivitiscurse-deactivated]

3833 < )(ISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSGLUBBBBBBBBBB

3833 < )(ISSSSSGLUBBBBB

3833 < )(issssss…glub

3833 < )(iss….glub

3833 < glub

3833 < glub…

3833  < ᵍᶫᵘᵇ

3833 < *cf hugs soldan*

[vviiru2-blog]

> He hugs her back.

glub glub.

you ok noww?

[conjunctivitiscurse-deactivated]

3833 < mmhmmm.. purrrrrr…glub 383

[vviiru2-blog]

good.

> It occurs to him that HOLY SHIT HE'S HUGGING HER. He tries not to tense up. Yikes. How handle hugs, you not know, it is thing that is foreign.