First Interaction Ask Meme
“Excuse me, I don’t think you’re allowed here.”
“Hello, may I take your order?”
“Haven’t we met? I swear I’ve seen your face somewhere.”
“What exactly are you looking for?”
“Where did you see it/them last?”
“Hmm…? Oh, you can keep that/those if you’d like. I don’t need them.”
“What exactly were you expecting?”
“What exactly is your problem with me?”
“Eugh… When was the last time you showered?”
“What’s wrong with me?! What’s wrong with you?”
“If you’re not going to talk to me nicely, you can just fuck clean off.”
“I can’t believe I’m stuck with you…”
“I wasn’t trying to offend you…”
“Why are you being so hostile? I haven’t even done anything yet.”
“Please stop yelling at me, I’m trying to focus here!”
“Hooooooly shit- stop crying!”
“I hope you’re prepared for what’s coming.”
“I know who you are now, you’re fucked.”
“So, you caught me. What do you want, a medal?”
“Don’t think you have the upper hand just because you saw my face.”
“I was expecting someone more… evil-looking…? You look like a baby.”
“Aren’t you little old to be running around having a temper-tantrum? With bombs?”
“You talk too much. Get in the cruiser before I make you.”
“Oh no. A gun. I’ve never seen one of those before. I’m shaking.”
Friendly/Warm/Apologetic:
“Aaah! I haven’t seen you in years!”
“I’ve missed you so much!”
“Hey… It’s cool. I don’t bite or anything.”
“Don’t worry about it. It’s not the first time, and accidents happen.”
“H-Hey…! I’m really sorry! It was just an accident! Please don’t cry!”
“Are you doing okay? You don’t look so good.”
“Are you hungry? I could buy something for you if you’d like.”
“Woah, woah- take it just one step at a time. That was a hell of a fall just then.”
“I haven’t seen you around before. You new?”
“It’ll be fine! Come on, I’ll give you a ride!”
“Good grief, what sort of business do you have around here where you need to be lookin’ THAT good?”
“I can give you my name if you get me a drink.”
“Sorry if I was staring it’s… just hard to keep my eyes off of you…”
“When was the last time you got treated like royalty? I’d be willing to oblige you for a night or two~.”
“May I have a dance with you?”
“I’m not holding you too tightly, am I?”
“Sorry if this is forward, but it just feels so right to be here with you like this.”
“Care to spend the night?”
“It isn’t strange, right? You know- with me holding your hand and all…”
“I’ll let you try another line on me, just because you’re cute. You better make it count, though.”
“Hmm…. you better stop talking like that, who knows what I might try and do~.”
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