The Writing Goblin’s Cave

I’m not dead, tumblr staff just refuses to answer my emails.

[jenny-jinya]

TW: animal death

For the friends who wandered and never returned </3 

WEBTOON

[generic-goblin]

Hey! So it’s def not cool to play with my heart like this

[prezaki]

Eddie fist-fighting cops to get into church and pray is Peak Content

[apprenticenanoswarm-deactivated]

he doesn’t have the symbiote with him in this scene. he doesn’t have any powers. and he has laid out SEVEN COPS. 

[asundergrowth]

So THAT’S Catholic beast mode

[generic-goblin]

If Martin Luther had just been a LITTLE more pissed

[thenatsdorf]

Black cats are lucky. (via leahweissmuller)

[immaplatypus]

MAN [IN THICK ACCENT]: Black cat bring good luck.  Not bad luck.  I have black cat - See, him face - And I am not dead today: Good luck!

[official-mugi]

“See him face”

I sure fucking do see him face

[just-things-i-enjoy]

Him face

[luccorvus]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021

[catsbeaversandducks]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (2)

[dandelions-dancing]

Reblog him face for good luck in 2021 (3)

[vroengard-deactivated20220818]

What's the kinkiest thing you are into?

feeling wanted

[a-x-ce]

BLACK/PINK

[khonaker]

Love it!

Love it!

Love it!

(Chef’s kiss)

These are great edits!

[morkarr]

Another commission from the deathwatch serie!

[generic-goblin]

Tau: Yso anyways you guys know you’re a gaggle of assholes right

[birdhouse-of-shadows]

Come and get your Tokoyami Fic Recs

HEROES. IN. THE. DARK                                                                                      I cannot stress this enough, Heroes in the Dark by Iffondrel is a god among fics for Tokoyami stans. The fic follows what would have happened if Tokoyami got kidnapped by the league. It makes me simp for any Tokoyami and Dabi content. Big~ Brother~ Dabi~ I read this entire fic too quickly for it to be healthy. The fic is an ongoing masterpiece. Go check out the authors Tumblr @heroes-in-the-dark

Here’s the fic: https://www.fanfiction.net/s/12578950/1/Heroes-in-the-Dark

Do you want some extreme angst????                                                          Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust by  Mymindisfloodedwithideas was an emotional roller coaster. Trigger warnings for past S*xu*al Ab*se, Alc*hol Ab*se and other childhood trauma. The fic does actually get kind of hard to read in some parts, but in my opinions it’s worth it. The fic is a good crispy slowburn that includes Shoutoko/ Bakutoko :) This fic was one of the few that incorporates the importance of Tokoyami’s choker, and I am a simp for this one scene of Bakugou and Tokoyami. Chile anyways, Please be careful while reading

Here’s the fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/16392398/chapters/38370056

 (I’m writing this while eating nuts and I got one that looks like a bug, coolio) 

I don’t know what to call this other than cool, but                                            Birds of a Feather Commit Treason Together by DarthPeezy was absolutely grand. Hawks  and Tokoyami start a war! It’s written in a SUPER interesting way, that I absolutely loved. 10/10 Highly reccomend(I guess I kinda recommend all of these, don’t I…)

Here’s the fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18386279

SHIPS???????? I GOT U!!!!!                                                                                 (I am a FERAL multishipper, if they breathe next to each other it’s over. Unless they are adults and children, that is disgusting. MAPS get away from my blog)

Tokodeku                                                                                                                  Listen. To. Me. Village Lantern by Tenkku. It’s set in this AU that I would be terrible at explaining, so here’s a part of the description: Izuku, outlaw rebel and chosen heir to the crown, is wounded during a battle while fighting the Regent’s men. He comes upon EverMoor Tavern, owned and operated by Fumikage Tokoyami, a pagan herbalist fighting for the same cause. Izuku takes shelter in Tokoyami’s cellar, a common hiding place for men of the Good King, who fight to save the people from the Regent’s vicious rule. GO READ IT

Here’s the fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/22578778/chapters/53956984

(Good lord, this is getting long..)

Yet another Tokodeku                                                                                      Soular Eclipse by Flyweeabooty is *chefs kiss*. There’s so much happening in this fic that I love. Its like a slow burn, but its a 3rd degree burn. I read it a while ago, but one thing I remember is Deku being a simp and jumping out of a window for his bird boo. They also do be sharing f e e l i n g s~ Its cute, its got a pinch of angst, its got a pinch of being injured every chapter… (They also have a Tumblr @fly-weeabooty)

Here’s the fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/18237662/chapters/43150535

I’m most likely gonna have to make a part 2 bc I have too many of these. I actually have no clue how to write a fic rec, but this is what I’ve got. These are some of my favorites until I fall down more rabbit holes. 

I WANT YOU GUYS TO KNOW THAT I HAD THIS IN AN OPEN TAB FOR AN HOUR BEFORE I REALIZED THAT I DIDN’T POST IT, IM-

[birdhouse-of-shadows]

reblogging this bc yes

[generic-goblin]

I’m also writing Something Poetic!

[themhabin]

Chapter 7 of Something Poetic is up! The Wild Wild Pussycats have arrived on the scene, and just in time for doubt to overtake Midnight!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/28481691/chapters/74188986

[themhabin]

It’s funny how attached we get to fictional characters sometimes. My favorite person that never existed in a world that never existed died in a story that never actually happened and I’m STILL upset about it

[birdhouse-of-shadows]

I'm actually working on an AU where eraserjoke ends up adopting both toko and eri!

OH MY GOD YESSS

THATS SO CUTEEEEE

[generic-goblin]

it is! and the incredibly talented @juviazel​ actually drew a scene from that same AU!

[themhabin]

I’ve been thinking about writing an Age of Sigmar dnd campaign, because as much as I love Soulbound I don’t wanna force my friends to learn a new system/set of rules. On top of that, it gives me an opportunity to recreate an AoS fantasysona! I really like the freeguild colors for Hammerhal, so ideally I’d play an ex-soldier turned adventurer for hire after being the only member out of his unit to survive an incursion with a chaos warband. I think he’d make a good example character!

[themhabin]

Ah yes, Corpse Husband! Everyone’s favorite artist and internet personality. My favorite thing about him is how he

(checks notes)

…Willingly and consistently collaborates with known white supremacist and supporter of the alt-right, Pewdiepie.

[refurbthecat]

You have been visited by the Dogface of Happiness. Reblog and you will receive his blessing of happiness.

Don’t reblog and you will still receive his blessing of happiness. He just wants to you be happy, no matter what you do.

[refurbthecat]

You have been visited by the Refurb of Apathy. Reblog or don’t. She doesn’t care.

[refurbthecat]

You have been visited by the Lizard. Reblog for Lizard.

[kedreeva]

You have been visited by the peachick of deep concern. Have you taken your meds today? Have you been drinking enough water? Did you remember to eat today? Did you sleep ok? Reblog so he can check on others

[refurbthecat]

Reblogging a very important addition to this post

[sndwave]

the funniest thing in the entire pirates of the caribbean series is definitely that one scene in At World’s End where they have parlay but davy jones is part of it, and rather than have him stand in the shallows or something they get a big bucket of water and have in stand on it on shore

who thought of that idea? who thought “put davy jones in a bucket of water” and had the guts to suggest it aloud? and then who went “hey that sounds like a great idea!”

at some point someone told davy jones their idea was for him to stand in a bucket of water and he agreed to it

[sndwave]

*stands majestically in a bucket*

[stemmmm]

ok but notice the trail of buckets behind him meaning he walked from the ocean through three other buckets of water before he got into the one hes standing in

[prokopetz]

It’s even funnier when you consider how he must have figured all this out in the first place.

Some folks are asking “well, if he can avoid the no-dry-land curse simply by standing in a bucket, doesn’t that ruin his whole motivation?”, but he’s not on dry land here.

The parley takes place on a sandbar - which, for the unfamiliar, is a temporary “island” of sand deposited by breaking waves, unconnected with the shore, that spends most of its time submerged, being exposed only at low tide.

What Jones is doing here is rules-lawyering his curse. Can you imagine the trial and error he must have gone through in order to determine that this would actually work?

“Okay, do islands count as dry land? How about parts of the shore below the high tide mark? Reefs? Shoals? What if I stand in a pool of water on a shoal? Does it have to be seawater, or will any water do? Does it have to be a natural tidepool, or can it be something artificial, like a bucket?”

What I am saying is that there must have been a process.

[stumblngrumbl]

Pretty sure that this implies that the reverse - a bucket of sand, floating on the water (big bucket with just a bit of sand), would qualify as dry land. That’s absurd, so I’m pretty sure that his lawyer pulled a fast one over the curse governor.

[prokopetz]

It may be absurd, but the text of the film bears it out. Davy Jones can sense the presence of his heart while it’s at sea, but not while it’s on land (indeed, that’s why he buried it on land in the first place: to break his connection with it) - yet placing the heart in a simple jar of dirt conceals it from Jones’ awareness just as surely as burial on land does, even if the jar is on a boat at the time. Suitably prepared vessels filled with dirt absolutely count as dry land for the purpose of Jones’ curse.

[silver-tongues-blog]

Then the reverse should also be true. If he buried it in a jar of water, no matter how far inland it is, he would be able to sense it. So by this logic, any container of seawater counts as not dry land, ergo, the bucket is a perfectly viable loophole.

[prokopetz]

Not necessarily. It’s traditionally a lot easier to accidentally get whammied by a curse than it is to weasel around it - I figure that’s why he’s using multiple layers of indirection here. He’s forbidden to set foot on dry land, but it’s technically not dry land (it’s a sandbar, a non-permanent landform exposed only at low tide) and he technically didn’t set foot on it (he’s standing in a bucket of water). It’s entirely possible that either one of those things alone wouldn’t make the grade.

[officialharshnoise]

okay but this all raises one further, very important question: if it’s specifically “dry land” he’s forbidden from, what about wetlands. can Davy Jones fight you in salt marshes? can he throw down in a peat bog?Swamp Battle?

[musicalhell]

This is the quality content I come to Tumblr for.

[karometeenk]

could he step on land if his shoes are wet?

[there-was-a-girl]

No matter how ridiculous PotC gets I will love it. Especially when it results in conversations like this

[glumshoe]

What if he crawls around on his hands and knees, with his feet raised slightly into the air? Can he walk on his hands? Can he ride around in a litter or a wheelchair?

[princedorkface]

can he be in a wheelbarrow?

[bemusedlybespectacled]

What if he flies over dry land? Like in a hot air balloon, or in the claws of a giant bird?

[pantheraj]

What if he’s carried by two swallows using a strand of creeper?

[strikelikeahawk]

European swallows or African swallows?

[thinster13]

this whole thread reads like a conversation between these two:

In fact im not entirely sure that it wasn’t their idea in the first place

[marloviandevil]

It probably was.

[rejectedprincesses]

I’ve had some pretty wild depression the past couple years. I’m finally starting to work through it - with art. This is the first piece I’ve made for myself in around ten years, and… yeah.

I am doing better, not in any harm’s way (please don’t worry, mom). I just needed to get it out. Thanks for reading, I know it’s long.

[thunderboltsortofapenny]

Oh. Read this.

[1000lilies]

fun and funky non-summer uses for your fan, ft. fumikage tokoyami.

[themhabin]

A heads up for anyone who wants to commission art:

@kiki-kit will literally just steal your money and never produce any finished art. I ordered a monochrome sketch from them for 40 bucks, and paid up front. It’s been 5-6 months with no finished product, and they haven’t answered any of my emails. Just took my payment and ran with it.

Don’t order anything from them unless you want to be swindled.