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[vxlelove]

⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ Valentina

Rodrick Heffley, cheetah print, black nail polish, cartoons, dank memes, y2k style, drummers, 2000's movies, nostagia.

Requests are...

Open!⋆𖦹⋆ˎˊ˗

જ⁀➴ masterlist ˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ most recent post જ⁀➴

[vxlelove]

hiii, I just wanted to send a request, I saw your fics of Rodrick and become obsessed. I was wondering if you can make hotConfident!reader x loser/lovestruck!Rodrick, where reader knows they’re hot and their personality shows it, Rodrick absolutely eating it up? (establish relationship, if you’re comfortable with smut please add!!)

thank you!!!

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ My girl ⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

a/n : first fic in 4 months😎 Took a break because of finals and I lost all motivation to write ANYTHING over summer after so many essays during the school year, but I've had nothing to do, so here we are. Not too sure if I'm comfortable writing smut about Rodrick cause he's in highschool in this fic, but maybe in future timeskip fics? Also, WE'RE NAME TWINS!! (I'm assuming from your username.) Anywaysies, I hope you enjoyy!!

Fuck, you were awesome. Sunshine and confidence incapsulated into a human. Especially for a dork like Rodrick Heffley. Maybe your standards were low, or maybe his idiocracy was charming. It was a mystery why any girl would like him. Even though he put up a tough, cocky act, he'd thought the same for years.

Even one of his bandmates told him, "You don't have a chance with her, don't even think about it. Look at her and look at us. I mean, c'mon, you can't lie to yourself forever."

But he spent all his stray eyelashes, every ladybug, and every 11:11 wishing you'd somehow, in some universe, wanna go out with some dumbass that showered once a week.

And it...worked? It wasn't exactly the dreamy proposal you were hoping for, but you could tell he did his best when he asked you out.

"Yo uh...y/n...you're like..super cool and really pretty, y'know? I-I got you the prettiest flowers I could find at Trader Joes, and got you some skittles.." He laughed at himself. When he saw your confused face, he looked mortified. "A-Actually, forget it, I'll just get outta y-"

"Daisies? I love daisies..How'd you-?"

"I got one of your friends to tell me..I didn't wanna fuck up and get you shit you were allergic to, so..." He muttered shyly.

You smiled up at him. Fuckin' hell, that smile did shit to him.

"So that's a yes to goin' out Saturday, or..?"

"Yes it is. And the flowers are beautiful, thank you Rodrick."

"Y'know, pretty flowers for a pretty girl, right?"

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You were seriously the best. He was just..okay. It was his first girlfriend afterall, so he was still learning the basics.

ᯓ Kissing (Which he sucked at the first time)

"Roddie, stop using your tongue so much, yeah?" you laughed. He was practically licking you. "I'm just tryna make out with you, pretty girl.." He rubbed circles on your hips. "But youre not, you're just licking me-"

ᯓ The time and the place to use specific pet names.

You pulled him aside from dinner one night, "Rodrick, how many times have a told you to not call my 'sexy' infront of my PARENTS?" You loved the pet name, you really did, but that look your mom gave you and how your dad glared at rodrick when he said "Could you pass the gravy, sexy baby?" mortified you. "What? I can't show how much I love my girl?" he joked. The look you gave him made him regret it real quick. "Sorry..!"

"It's whatever, Roddie. Let's go back outside so they don't think were having sex in here though-"

ᯓ How to handle when you talked to EVERYONE.

God, you sure were one social butterfly. Confidence came with wanting to talk to everyone, pet every dog, make small talk with every mall worker. All Rodrick wanted to do was go to Hot Topic with his beautiful girlfriend and leave. But every time he wanted to make out in a corner before leaving, you just had to-

"You're outfit is so cute!!"

"Oh my god, can I pretty please pet your dog?"

And everytime, Rodrick was awkwardly holding your hand while you made conversation with a stranger.

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Maybe you guys were...total opposites, to say the least. But you reached a middle ground. Every time you went to the mall, you allowed him his mandatory Spencer's and Hot Topic run, and everytime he dragged you to his awful great band practices, he made sure you were able to "sit your pretty little self" on his lap while he played the drums.

You could say life is going pretty great for Rodrick and his girl.

જ⁀➴ 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

a/n 2: totally ruining the aesthetic of this post but when i was writing the third bullet point of the list, i imagined roddie asthis meme, thats all bye

[vxlelove]

IT ARRIVED.

[vxlelove]

I was wondering if your taking requests for Rodrick heffley?

I currently am! I desperately need to get the creative juices flowing💔

[vxlelove]

OMGMGMGM PLEAASSEEE A FLUFF OR EVEN HESDCANNONS WOULD BE CUTE OF KISSING AND MAKING OOUUTT WITH OUR BFFF 😩 🙏 I LOVE YOUR WRITING SMMM

ᯓ ⋆˚｡Rodrick Heffley Kissing Headcannons⋆ ꩜ .ᐟ

a/n: soo uh..hey guys :) Been about a month and a half since ive written anything and uh its cause one of my bestfriends got cancer? Life's been ACTUALLY crazy and I feel bad for never finishing fluffcember but I got some sweet comments on my stuff a few days ago and it inspired me to keep writing!! Thank you so so much!! I'ts lowkey short asl but if this keeps rotting in my drafts I'll just never post it😋

★Rodrick who.. was such a virgin loser that when you guys kissed for the first time, he let out a pathetic whimper-moan.

★Rodrick who.. swore he's kissed before. (Even if it was just practice on his icky pillow) Anything to impress you.

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★ "C'mon pretty girl, I'm like a friggen' pro at this shit. Best make out sesh you'll ever have, swear." You smiled and pretended to believe his obvious lie. When you guys actually touched lips, his face reddened up more than usual and he let out an involantary moan. "Really?" you asked him sarcastically. He desperately pulled you back down and muttered, "Not done yet.."★

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★Rodrick who.. Could never get enough. He would barely give you enough time to go up for air. He'd hold his breath all night if he got to keep kissing you pretty lips.

★Rodrick who.. would try hiding his excitement but you'd always notice..

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★ "Roddie, I gotta breath, hon.." you giggled at his popcorn kisses. "Fine...what fuckin' ever.." he replied and smiled up at you as if you were some kinda goddess. But in his eyes you practically were. When you fixed your lipstick and settled back on his lap, he stiffened. "Uh, hold on baby, just..shit. Get off me real quick-" you raised an eyebrow and then realized. But you pretended to be clueless so his fragile ego wouldn't be hurt. I mean, he just couldn't have his girlfriend know he was bricked cause of a little kissing."Lemme piss real quick.." He stiffenly walked to the bathroom. He csme put minutes later, flushed, but content. "Better, Roddie?" you smiled. "Much." ★

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જ⁀➴ 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

[vxlelove]

⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆Ice Skating⋆.ೃ࿔*:･

a/n: currently working on this 1 hour before i have to post it😍🥰😘

Ice Skating. Rodrick hadn't even ever thought of participating in it before he met you. He thought it was just a bunch of sliding around some ice with knives on your feet. But when you said you loved it, suddenly so did he.

"Yeah, I'm practically a pro at this stuff.." he said cockily while struggling to put of the shoe without slicing his hands to bits with the blade. "Really? You don't seem like the type to do this stuff. I expected you to say it was girly or something."

Truth was, Rodrick was willing to waste every (small) bit of his fragile popularity just to even grt on the ice with you. He knew his friends would laugh, call him a pussy, but they didn't have hot girlfriends, did they?

But as soon as he carefully stepped onto the ice, he wobbled and nearly fell on his stupid face. "Pro, huh?" You asked, chuckling at his failure to impress you. He admired the way you slid effortlessly across the ice. "Uh..I'm just a little rusty." Rodrick replied.

"C'mere, hold my hand." You suggested gently. Oh, hell fuckin' yeah, he would hold your hand. Show everyone in that rink that a cute chick belonged to him, cared about him. "I'm gonna fuckin fall.." he muttered embarrassingly.

"I'll catch you."

જ⁀➴ 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

જ⁀➴ 𝓕𝓵𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓬𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻

[vxlelove]

ᯓ ⋆˚｡⋆ Christmas Party ⋆𖦹⋆ˎˊ˗

a/n: kinda rushed but I was NOT gonna write 5000 words for a fluffcember fic. And yes, i did proudly write one of rodricks real quotes😼

Annual Heffley Christmas party. How Rodrick despised it. Every year Rodrick would have to wear a stupid sweater and act nice around a bunch of relatives and family friends.

Rodrick had gotten ready in a shitty mood and went downstairs. He flashed a few friendly smiles at a bunch of old people he hadn't seen in years. He was gonna go back up to sulk in his room while irritating Christmas music played downstairs until-

"Hey! Watch where you're going, d-" He cut himself off. "Crap, sorry, sorry!" you apologized immeadiately, "I was just walking and wasnt watching where i was.." Rodrick was barely even hearing what you said. He just zoned out on your face. Woah. "Nah, it's not a problem.." he failed miserably at acting cool.

"Uh..nice sweater." you reply sarcastically as you eye him up and down. "O-oh this? This is just, shit..fuck, I-" He felt his face heating up. Why did his mom have to make him wear this god awful Chriatmas sweater infront of a hot chick..

He immeadiately switched topics. "I haven't seen you at one of these before..are you a family friend or..?" He leaned on a wall and crossed his arms. "Yeah..my mom is in your mom's book club and shit so.." Rodrick's eyes lit up. Maybe he'd get to start seeing you more often.

You two spent the whole night talking. Well, you kinda had to. Not that you guys didn't wanna, but everyone there was either 10 years younger or 10 years older than both of you. "Y'know, I usually dress much cooler than this.." he tried flexing. You laughed.

God, that noise was like music to his ears. That little sound that boosted his ego felt so..validating. He tried making his flirting more obvious. Just as he was gettibg the courage to ask for any form of contact..

"Y/N, sweetie? We're leaving, c'mon." you heard your mom call. "Shit, I gotta go...It was nice chatting!" you gentley brush against his shoulder.

"Uh..hey..?" he grabs your wrist before you could leave. "Y'know, Y/N, you're a pretty cool chick..uh..and..maybe you'd wanna go out Saturday?"

"Please say yes.."

જ⁀➴ 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

જ⁀➴ 𝓕𝓵𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓬𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻

[vxlelove]

°❀⋆Wrapping Presents.ೃ࿔*:･

a/n: lowkey did this last minute heh🙁

You stuck your tongue out as you placed another peice of tape to the present you got Rodrick's brother, Greg. Rodrick was admiring your features, as always. "You're so adorable when you stick your tongue out like that.."

You smile as you shoved his head "Corny.." He laughed and kissed your hand that was still on his face. "You love it though.." he said mischeviously. "I would love if you helped me wrap these presents.." He rolled his eyes as he used red striped paper to wrap a present. "And.." you continued.

"Yes, pretty girl?" he responded, knowing you loved that pet name. "Use your pretty handwriting. This is for your family." You two spent the night listening to the backround noise of Home Alone, (of course he kept getting distracted by the movie)

You allowed him to slouch off on the presents since he was terrible at wrapping them anyway. He was snuggling into your neck as he zoned out at the movie. He spent the shole night slouchibg that he rushed to wrap yours 10 minutes before he had to be home for curfew. "Rodrick c'mon, lemme drive you home-"

"Gimme a minute..!" you rolled your eyes but smiled at his earlier laziness. "Now turn around and don't peak so I can wrap your present!" He said hurriedly. "With the pretty handwriting?" you responded.

"With the pretty handwriting."

→𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

→𝓕𝓵𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓬𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻

[vxlelove]

݁ . ⊹ ₊ ݁. Mistletoe⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

a/n: guys be glad I used my time writing this instead of my essay thats due in 2 hours 💔

Snow fell as you hopped into Rodrick's van and strapped yourself to the cold seat. "Sooo~" you said hummed "you said you had a surprise for me at your houseee?"

"Yeahhh I didd, princess~" he hummed back, matching your energy. He popped the cd he burned for you guys into his cars cd player and rested his hand on your thigh as he drove from your house to his.

You spoke forever about all the stuff going on at school, and he tried his best to listen without getting distracted by your pretty voice, like he always did.

Once you two pulled into his driveway, he was estatic to rush you inside. "Roddie, I'm going, I need to grab my p-" he didnt let you finish your sentence as he pulled you to the front door. Man, was he a thorn in your side, but he always dug himself into your heart.

"Ready?" He asked as he covered your eyes with his hands and gavr you a quick kiss on the cheek. "Mhm..ready.." you giggled. Once he shood you inside, he took his hands off your eyes and to your hips. "Like it?"

You opened your eyes to a normal house. You didn't see it at first, confused. "Roddie, wh- oh." you smiled and rolled your eyes as you saw a mistletoe under every door way. Every doorway.

"You're such a dork!" you shoved him and laughed. Then you looked up to see a mistletoe right above you. "May I?" he asked politely "How chivalrous..you may."

He gave a little peck to your lips and eagerly made his tongue to your mouth. You wrapped your arms around his neck and reciprocated. He picked you up and carried you upstairs. (of course still pausing to kiss you under every doorway) "God forbid a guy wanna kiss his girl" ugh..what an idiot.

But your idiot.

→𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

→𝓕𝓵𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓬𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻

[vxlelove]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･Cookies⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆

a/n: genueniley didn't start working on this one until THANKSGIVING and I'm so behind on fluffcember💔💔

"Pass me the sugar.." you commanded to Rodrick while reading the cookbook. "But it's soooo far.." He mumbled against your neck but begrugingly pulled his hands away from your waist. When he returned with the ingriedient, he immediately went back to nuzzling your face and holding you from behind.

"You smell nice.." he muttered while pressing itty bitty kisses to your shoulders. "Uh huh...Rodrick..get off real quick.." Rodrick made a mock-pouty face. "But dollface-" you cut him off quickly, "You begged me all Month to make you these, and the second I get a chance, you can't get off me?"

"Yup, pretty much." Rodrick stuck his pinky finger into the bowl full of raw batter. "But to be honest, I can't get off you like...ever." You rolled your eyes and smiled but immediately smacked his hand away from his mouth when he was about to eat the raw batter.

"If you eat that, I'm not kissing you"

→𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

→𝓕𝓵𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓬𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻

[vxlelove]

જ⁀➴ "Too old for this" ⋆౨ৎ˚⟡˖ ࣪

a/n: I love this immature boy😍

You two were strolling through the mall while it was lightly snowing outside. He was obviously willing to buy you anything your eyes spent a little too much time looking at (even though he was completely broke and using the credit card he stole from his mom)

But suddenly, your gaze drifted to a line of toddlers and parents, all waiting to take pictures with 'Santa'

"Oh hell no.." Rodrick muttered, "Pleasee!" you begged. You were NOT leaving that mall until you got a photo of Rodrick with the terribly paid Santa actor.

"Fine. Whatever." Then, he got in line and waited. For 1 HOUR. He would usually rather die then do this, but since it was for you, he did it anyway. He was so incredibly grumpy once he got to the front of the line. He even shoved a few 5 year olds out of the way to get there.

He walked up to the santa guy as you kneeled down to take the picture. "Too fuckin' old for this.."

You giggled as they clashed. Rodrick with his studded belts and black clothing covered in skulls, and 'Santa' with his Raggidy beard and bright red suit. "Done!" You smiled at him and kissed his cheek.

"If you blackmail me with this, I swear-"

→ 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

→𝓕𝓵𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓬𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻

[vxlelove]

⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ Rodrick Christmas Headcannons ⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆

a/n: YAYY FLUFFCEMBER CHRISTMAS TIMEE🤩 trust that I'll try not to skip any💔

★Christmas!Rodrick who... Secretly loves doing cheesy Christmas stuff with you (Cookie baking, movie binging, dancing in the snow, ect.)

★Christmas!Rodrick who... Watches corny hallmark movies with you even though he hates them with ever fiber of his being.

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"This shit is so-" he gets cut off by your shushing. "SHH! They're about to kiss!" He rolls his eyes, "Babe, they've already kissed 12 times.." he nudges you. "Well it's still sweet.." You nudge him back and giggle. He shoves 2 of the cookies in his mouth, the ones you two made earlier, and smirks "Whatever you say, princess.."

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★Christmas!Rodrick who... Barely helps you make cookies, but ends up eating them all.

★Christmas!Rodrick who... Sucks at wrapping presents. (unless it's yours, in which case he uses the wrapping paper you like and tries his very best<3)

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"You're doing it wrong-" you complained as he wrapped a rock with wrapping paper for his brother, "You expect me to wrap a rock like a pro or something..C'mon, let's go make out before I have have to back home!!" he whined. You rolled your eyes and ignore his request. "No, I expect you to get Greg something nice for Christmas," Rodrick shoved you and giggled at your annoyed face. "Yeah, yeah, whatever..now, turn around and don't peak so I can wrap your gift!"

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★Christmas!Rodrick who... LOVES snowball fights. Almost as much as he loves making out.

★Christmas!Rodrick who... Knows he's screwed if a snowball hits your anywhere near the facial area.

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"GET FUCKED!" Rodrick yelled as he pelted you with snowballs. You were laughing and giggling until he accidentally hit you with one right smack dab in the middle of your face. "Ohh crap, shit, fuck.." The day you finally got your makeup good, this happens. "RODRICK. YOU'RE SCREWED!" you yelled and dragged him back into the house by the ear. You two then spent the entire rest of the day binging Hallmark movies. "C'mon dollface, I said sorry!"

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→𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

→𝓕𝓵𝓾𝓯𝓯𝓬𝓮𝓶𝓫𝓮𝓻

[vxlelove]

HIIII LOVE UR WOKR SMM!!! And I have a request now idk if you’ve seen final destination but in the third one there’s 2 popular girls who are like popular not because there like mean and pretty but because they are actually really nice girls and they try include the main visionary of that movie after like some people in their class dies to make her feel better (if you want a better description jsut reply to this and I’ll send another explaining them better)

But anyway so an x Rodrick fic where the reader is like these girls where she’s super nice and pretty and that’s basically the reason she’s popular, but Rodrick really likes her but is too scared to like ask her out but when he finally gets the courage to ask her she’s says yes straight away bc she’s really likes him and it’s all cute and fluff and blah blah blah. You could also add in what they do ok their date and stuff but only if you want to!!

Also could you make her like the vibe of a 2000s it girl (I’m pretty sure the movie is set and filmed in the 2010s) but like the juicy couture, Victoria secret type girl yk? Anyway sorry this is so long I can’t explain things with out it being a full paragraph!! But no pressure to do it and take your time!!

ᯓ ⋆˚｡⋆ Heart to heart ⋆ ꩜ .ᐟ

a/n: too much of a wimp to watch final destination but I tried my best to encapsulate the character you described I guess..? But anywaysies here's some tooth rotting fluff for your eyes to read😘 IM SO SO SORRY THIS TOOK SO LONG

Similar fic ▶ here

Similar series coming soon!

There you were in all your glory. You with your pretty pink tank tops, you with your juicy couture purse, you with your low rise flare jeans with gems on the butt. Rodrick couldn't get enough of you. Well...who wouldn't?

You were the definition of gorgeous, reincarnated Aphrodite, even. He thought of you oh so highly but asking you out was just too risky. His fear of rejection was to high. So he admired from a distance. Sneakily tried ways to talk to you, like begging the principle to switch his classes to one with you in it, or taking the long route to class just so he could "accidentally" bump into you in the halls and help you pick up your books.

Everyone could tell he liked you. Just by the way he zoned out on your face in 5th period, or how he tried playing it cool to impress you when you were near. You didn't want him to feel embarrassed, so you told everyone he was just "being nice," even if you wished he did like you as much as everyone said he did.

Most guys were already worshipping you, he always thought he had zero chance. I mean, c'mon, you were the whole package. Sweet, funny, and drop dead gorgeous. Why in a million years would you ever chose a loser like him?

But soon, something inside of him snapped when he saw some guy flirting with you. He was gonna lose his chance. So quickly the next day, he waited by your locker at the end of the day. What if he was too late? What if you rejected him? That would be the worst response. He knew if you rejected him, he's 100% run away crying. What if you laughed at him and pointed, what if you-

"Uh..hi Rodrick?"

You snapped him out of his panicked state. "Oh..uhm.." he cleared his throat, "Hi." and gave you a terrible attempt of a charming smirk, resulting in your giggle. "So..you gonna tell me something..or..?"

His eyes widen and a slight redness creeps up his neck. "Y-yeah! I..uhm..I- Do you uhm...do..god, is it hot in here, are you hot? Well yeah you are- well- i mean no- i mean yes- fuck, shit..I-" You laugh made him calm down a bit. You always seemed to calm him down with your happiness.

He took a deep breath. "Will you go out with me..? Sometime?" Your eyes widen. "Oh..for real? You actually like me? I thought that was a rumor or something.." Oh god. His mind spiraled, here comes the laughing and-

"Yes, Rodrick. I'd be happy to go out with you." you smile. He had a slightly shocked look on his face. Then you kissed his left cheek and his face went red. Once you left, he ran through the halls and fist pummped the air, cheering. Of course, this ended up getting him in detention, but nothing could ruin his day now.

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First date.

First impression as a potential boyfriend.

I sprayed a can of axe all over myself to mask the "foul odor" everyone said I had, didn't wanna get dumped on the first date.

I actually took a shower for this and cleaned my hair this time. When I got to the diner we agreed to meet at, she looked stunning. Like a fuckin' goddess. I probably looked like a deer in headlights. She wasn't even dressed that fancy, but still looked beautiful. With her hair falling perfectly around her shoulders and her long eyelashes batting at me.

"You smell nice," she said. I felt my face heating up once again.

I hated the way my heart scwelched and how my gut did backflips when she did so much as look at me. I felt like an idiot. A big, mushy, lovey dovey idiot.

But it felt nice when I was with her.

Really nice.

→ 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

[vxlelove]

So happy cause wdym my fave rodrick x reader writer liked my halloween post😎😎

@rodrickrulezz 😼😼

[vxlelove]

🎄FLUFFCEMBER☃️

2025

!!DAYS 19-25 WILL NOT BE FINISHED DUE TO PERSONAL CIRCUMSTACES!!

So so sorry :(

Dec 01 - Rodrick Heffley Christmas Headcannons

Dec 03 - Too old for this

Dec 05 - Sneaking out

Dec 07 - Cookies

Dec 09 - Mistletoe

Dec 11 - Wrapping presents

Dec 13 - "You remembered?"

Dec 15 - Christmas Party

Dec 17 - Ice Skating

Dec 19 - Smokey Snowfall

Dec 21 - Eggnog

Dec 23 - 'twas the night before Christmas

Dec 25 - Merry Christmas!

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.・゜゜・　　・゜゜・．

｡･ﾟﾟ･　　 ･ﾟﾟ･｡

Start counting down!

[vxlelove]

જ⁀➴ Boo ᯓ ⋆˚｡⋆ ꩜ .ᐟ

a/n: pretty short but really wanted to write something for my favorite season...mwah😘

"Trick or treating..? Isn't that for like....kids..?" Rodrick teased you for your childish request, "C'mon, pleaseeee! It'll be so so fun! We could wear cute couples costumes, TP Heather's house-"

"Enough said, lets go.." Rodrick cut you off and smirked. Rodrick obviously wasn't into the whole 'lame dress up stuff', and the halloween store was all out of shitty costumes, so you two wrapped eachother in toilet paper and called it a mummy costume.

Rodrick sped through the streets to Heather's house, you carrying 2 boxes of eggs and left overs from your "costume". Rethinking it, you two should've worn all black, but hey, what's the fun in that?

Gladly, Heather was at some lame halloween party and her parents weren't there, so she was gonna have a nice surprise when she came back home. Rodrick smirked while tossing 3 eggs at a time at.

"You're a genius, babe" Rodrick smirked as he tossed another egg. You two spent about 30 minutes vandalizing Heather's house, even graffiting a tree with 'rodrick rulez'

But as soon as it started, the fun ended when you two heard a car pulling up into the drive way. You grab his hand and run off laughing as she yelled something about "calling the police"

Rodrick was willing to take the trouble if he got the best halloween of his life. After you two ran a couple of yards, you stopped panting. "Shit, fuck...god.." Rodrick giggled "Dumbass.." You shove him. He shoved harder.

"So? Wanna go steal some kids candy?"

→ 𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

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Hii I hope everything’s all good!! I was wondering when ur next fic would be? Ofc no rush and sorry if this came out rude 😖 I love ur work and would love to see more!!

HII!! i actually have a bunch coming up, but right now im PACKED with school and essays🫩 im actually posting a halloween fic, a oneshot, and part one of a series really soon and then I hope I can open up my requests again. Thank you lovely!