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Poetical & devout ex-Catholic, another Dog Person(tm) with cat needs, alas. Some doodles occasionally (TBD)! Tags are where I meta(-stasize) until Tumblr cuts me off, lol.

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snoopy of the day

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William Steig Illustration for Wilhelm Reich’s Listen, Little Man!, 1945

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[leontocephagaina]

When you hit x and the menu cat goes prrrt then new game and the cat madshifts into another dimension

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Haikomics July, Day 13

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Xu Haoyu

Davidson Galleries

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La Chevelure by Tyra Kleen

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saint Daryl. or something

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Time, no.2 - Marzena Ablewska-Lech

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"Peggle make phone calls" has become shorthand for "fuck it, whatever" for me but no one ever knows what im talkingabout and it's also longer (longhand?)

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peggle make phone calls

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The Veil Reworked (2015)⁠ - Fletcher Sibthorp

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I put 8 out in the morning and another 4 later. 9/12 sold is good for a first real run I think. I’m happy. Especially because the decoupage mason jars were more popular! I like making them and think they differentiate me from other flower farmers in the area. Building a farm stand will be my next big project. The cart is very easy but won’t work in windy, rainy, or very hot weather.

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Green Mantle (Caria mantinea), family Riodinidae, Bolivia

photographs by Cell Cell

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@onenicebugperday

[an-ruraiocht]

which of these classical texts have you read?

the iliad, the odyssey, and the aeneid

the iliad and the odyssey, not the aeneid

the iliad only

the odyssey only

the aeneid only

the aeneid and the iliad, not the odyssey

the aeneid and the odyssey, not the iliad

I have read none of these

Voting ended onJul 22

"what if I've read part of it" if it's a large enough part that you would consider yourself to Have Read It in general contexts, then it counts. if it's not, then it doesn't. only you can be the judge of that, but I'm not giving you a nuance button.

any translations count, but abridged retellings don't

obviously, there are lots of other classical texts out there. you might have read none of these and be an expert on greek tragedy. I'm not judging your classical knowledge so you don't need to tell me all that. I'm just curious about combos of these specific texts and their popularity, bc a post i just saw got me thinking about it

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ALSO..some more masturbation facts about me. theres a nonsexual scene in a book where a kid gets spanked for some reason. it was set in like the 40s and he was in a boarding school i forget. but i think i either misread the scene . or maybr the author actually did write this and theyre just fucking weird. and i thought the protag got hit (with like a ruler or something). on the penis instead of on the arse. and i remember my 11 year old brain being like. i wonder why i think that would feel good.

and so my first ever "experiment" with masturbation was. slapping my dick with a ruler. and when that felt good. my first ever way of masturbating was. stacking heavy books on my penis. and then hitting the top book. so that the force was distributed down the series of books. into my penis. and of COURSE it didnt work i was punching books into my dick but it laid a strong foundation for a great gooning career . hey everyone PLEASE pretend you didnt read this post

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You can’t get this kinda posting anywhere else

[leontocephagaina]

Last session’s biggie bruises is … repairing in her own time … but monday we ride 🫡